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Bacchuslaureat

@bacchuslaureat.bsky.social
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They/them Marxist, chaos agent, radical leveler Make Mother Great Again

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 26/09/2026
"The central lesson of this cycle is not that Charlie Brown should stop trusting Lucy. It is that Charlie Brown must do a better job explaining why trusting Lucy remains the responsible choice." buff.ly/X2RjqP5
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“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party
“While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violen...
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
they were all about kids in cages when leadership signaled that was safe to care about, okay to care about and when leadership started going 'okay we're going mega hard right on immigration', all that supposed bravery they had transformed seamlessly 'well we just gotta be PRAGMATIC, you know'
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Bacchuslaureat @bacchuslaureat.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Yogurt commercial: “We seek out only the finest peaches, sun ripened to perfection” Me:
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Green Goblin: You And I Are Not So Different Raimi Meme
ALT: Green Goblin: You And I Are Not So Different Raimi Meme
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Bacchuslaureat @bacchuslaureat.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Sure, it may seem like Prometheus is just chained helplessly to the rocks But to the eagle-eyed viewer,
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Bacchuslaureat @bacchuslaureat.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Trying to market your AI-generated character as an "actress" and get studios to pick it up is unironically stupider, worse, and more embarrassing on every level than the Sonichu thing, because at least that represented some spark of personal imagination and interest variety.com/2025/film/ne...
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AI Actress Tilly Norwood Has Hollywood Fuming. Is She a Threat or a Stunt?
Tilly Norwood was created by Eline Van der Velden, a onetime YouTube performer and sketch comedian who is working on a show about AI.
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Bacchuslaureat @bacchuslaureat.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
@goddessblade.bsky.social
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Bacchuslaureat @bacchuslaureat.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Focusing on the fact that Rowling quoted Hitler's words instead of the actual insipid content of her argument is really dumb and just makes her look better, please stop doing it
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Bacchuslaureat @bacchuslaureat.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I think if you told an alien that the anti-Trump opposition was split between those that support vs hate the Democratic Party, and one of those groups wants Dems to do simple obvious things to increase their popularity and the other doesn’t, they would not be able to guess which is which
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Bacchuslaureat @bacchuslaureat.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Hi, it's me, the purity first Bernie Bro leftist who didn't vote for Kamala and thus directly caused Trump to win I know a lot of liberals are very upset with me, so I'd like to say something important: If you nominate Gavin Newsom I will absolutely fucking do it again
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Bacchuslaureat @bacchuslaureat.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
I hope every terrible thing that is possible to happen to a human being happens to JK Rowling
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Bacchuslaureat @bacchuslaureat.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I am admittedly not a tech savvy person so can someone explain if there's an actual legitimate reason why multi billion dollar social media platforms in the year 2025 have such unbelievably dogshit UI that's legit worse than message boards I was using twenty years ago
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Bacchuslaureat @bacchuslaureat.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Boeing: "Ha, this time it wasn't our fault! One of the pilots just hit the switch that turns off all the engines instantly mid-flight!"
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Bacchuslaureat @bacchuslaureat.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
These people literally made excuses to vote for genocide. No one is less interested in actually holding their elected officials accountable than Democratic voters, that's why the Democratic party is the way it is, it's why they didn't care about the Epstein list under Biden or Tara Read etc. etc..
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Bacchuslaureat @bacchuslaureat.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
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Bacchuslaureat @bacchuslaureat.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Liberals are now telling me Congress doesn’t do war crimes I fucking hate it here
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Bacchuslaureat @bacchuslaureat.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Liberals will ask you to prove their politicians supported the things they brag about supporting and when you do they will tell you restriction means expansion and then call you a deluded stupid liar
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Bacchuslaureat @bacchuslaureat.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Even if we set aside every form of ethical consideration for why AI is bad I just feel a profound growth thinking about the legions of kids being trained to rely on it when it’s inevitably going to be paywalled the fuck out reach
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Bacchuslaureat @bacchuslaureat.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Villeneuve Harkonnens are great because they take the time honored trope of making an entire evil race that’s just a distilled racial stereotype but the racial stereotype is just white people
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Bacchuslaureat @bacchuslaureat.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Fairly simple question that transphobes never seem to answer: When/if we get to a point where technology allows perfect gender transition, whatever you imagine that to entail in terms of chromosomes, hormones, body size, whatever, complete and perfect transition- would you support it then?
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Bacchuslaureat @bacchuslaureat.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Democratic operatives are so used to exploiting social justice jargon to silence reformers but will suddenly pretend not to know white evangelicals exist at a drop of a hat if they think it will win them an argument
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Bacchuslaureat @bacchuslaureat.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
I often see Brits complain, “Where’s the fish and chips, where’s the chippys, where’s the cheap greasy grubfare” My poor beknighted chumps let me introduce you to something we invented here in America called “Peruvian chicken.” You can go down and buy some at your corner Peruvy Chickeny
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Bacchuslaureat @bacchuslaureat.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
@goddessblade.bsky.social
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Bacchuslaureat @bacchuslaureat.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
“Grok, call this guy an NPC for me”
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Bacchuslaureat @bacchuslaureat.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Horror sim idea: You're skiing down a mountain, trying to escape the snowy hellscape, and then a yeti runs up out of nowhere and eats you
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Bacchuslaureat @bacchuslaureat.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Escape samsara? But that’s where I keep all my stuff
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Bacchuslaureat @bacchuslaureat.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Natalie Wynn and Shaun conspiring to destroy Rowling’s entire career, circa 2022, colorized
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Bacchuslaureat @bacchuslaureat.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
What people think a Gandalf clone looks like:
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
actually the number of people who care about the nonpartisan defense of free speech is exactly the same as it was
"That makes the situation so much worse," said Greg Lukianoff, chief executive of the Foundation for Individual Rights and Expression, a free-speech group that often represents moderates and conservatives who claim they've been retaliated against for their political views.
"Now we have all this federal pressure and pressure from state governments - sometimes really direct and clear, and sometims hazy and confusing," he said, adding, "There's a lot fewer people who care about the nonpartisan defense of free speech now."
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Bacchuslaureat @bacchuslaureat.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
It's great that everyone's caught up on Whedon being shit but can we talk about how it maybe shoulda been a bigger red flag that he constantly shat on the Buffy movie in public, trashing a woman director because she didn't listen to all his dumb suggestions www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfMa...
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Amilyn Long Death Scene and Post Credit Scene | Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)
YouTube video by Video Club Random
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Bacchuslaureat @bacchuslaureat.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
It's wild how you just straight up cannot make up a strawman argument to attack anarchists with that is in bad enough faith that they won't just unironically embrace it
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Bacchuslaureat @bacchuslaureat.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I asked an anarkiddy how I was supposed to deal with someone totaling my car without calling the cops to get an accident report, and they literally did tell me to dumpster dive for car parts. This is why no one, especially the actual working class, takes anarchists seriously
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Bacchuslaureat @bacchuslaureat.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
"ACAB means abuse survivors who get a restraining order on their ex." - Anarkiddies
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 17/03/2025
I’m going viral on the other app because I posted “acab includes plumbers” i’m facing a lot of verbal abuse & mockery from people that haven’t read a word of toilet abolition theory or even watched a video or read a zine or article
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Bacchuslaureat @bacchuslaureat.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Invincible fandom rn has the same vibes as like s6-7 Game of Thrones where everyone is insisting on how much they’re enjoying the ride but with an intense hair trigger rage at anyone saying that they think it’s not so great that the train is careening off the tracks
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Bacchuslaureat @bacchuslaureat.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
If I had a nickel for every time a story had an ancient wise immortal but then they’re really understandably angry about being betrayed in one memorable scene so the writer decides that’s now their only personality trait I’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
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Bacchuslaureat @bacchuslaureat.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Always a good sign when your fandom is making fun of the few fans still expecting the show to have consistent writing or internally coherent motivation for its characters
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Bacchuslaureat @bacchuslaureat.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
This is just S1 True Detective www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1_z...
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surprise villain reveals in animated movies
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Bacchuslaureat @bacchuslaureat.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I'm just going to say what everyone is thinking Enzo from Reboot had the greatest glowup in cinematic history and it's not even close
The young version of the character Enzo from Reboot, an annoying dweebOlder Enzo from Reboot, incredibly hot muscle dad bod with post-apocalyptic biker vibes
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Vampi Moira Valentine @itsviviactually.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Imagine if all this time media figures and liberal politicians had been dogwalking transphobes the way Judge Reyes is
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Bacchuslaureat @bacchuslaureat.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
low-key one of the most insidious dumb guy beliefs of the last few decades to gain widespread purchase has been this notion that demonstrating pro-social behavior in the hope that others would notice and mirror it, one of the fucking building blocks of any kind of society, is somehow ‘fake’.
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Dave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
MICHAEL STIPE: I'm LMAO! L- Losing M- My religion trying to keep up with you A- And I don't know if I can do it O- Oh no I've said too much
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Bacchuslaureat @bacchuslaureat.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
As time goes on I get increasingly embarrassed that I ever liked the Dark Knight Returns. As part of that process of revelation and regret I've just finally come to realize something that, to reduce my shame, I don't think I've ever seen anyone else point out either: This scene is incredibly stupid
A scene from graphic novel the Dark Knight Returns, by Frank Miller. Batman has broken the Joker's neck to paralyze him. The Joker uses his last ounce of strength to finish twisting his own neck, killing himself, claiming, "They'll kill you for this" as he laughs maniacally.
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Maya Deane (Wrath Goddess Sing) @mayadeane.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Tolkien often saw orcs as specifically brutalized into evil by their masters and circumstances (eg "we were all orcs in the trenches"). He ALSO looked for a way for them to be innately evil ("or maybe they don't have souls?") but never found one that satisfied. Dissatisfaction is good, actually--
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Bacchuslaureat @bacchuslaureat.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Do people know you're allowed to be a leftist, like 0% liberal, and still not spend a bunch of time defending Stalin Like you don't even have to bash him you can just choose not to engage in the topic at all
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Bacchuslaureat @bacchuslaureat.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
"Look the system is just magically set up so we have unlimited power to do wars and tax breaks and deregulate but no power to do any of the things that yes we did in fact promise to help people. Just accept that. The Parliamentarian said you have to accept it."
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Bacchuslaureat @bacchuslaureat.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Thinking about how Zionists are getting more enmeshed with the far right and how they’re desperate to find a reason that every human rights organization keeps accusing Israel of war crimes, and realizing how close we are to Zionists blaming the Palestinian liberation movement on international Jewry
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Bacchuslaureat @bacchuslaureat.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Theyrethesamepicture
An article headline. “Hillary Clinton to run for president in 2028? Here’s what speculations suggest.” Accompanied by a picture of Hillary Clinton.Online petition with 32,098 signatures. “We were all busy that weekend- please bring Morbius to the theatre a third time.”
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