SerfSurfer @babysoda.bsky.social · 19/07/2025I like baseball because its the only sport you can get fat playing 030
SerfSurfer @babysoda.bsky.social · 14/07/2025trawling this site for a glimpse into the female mind 000
SerfSurfer @babysoda.bsky.social · 30/06/2025If I had a girlfriend Id wake her up at 3am to do shrooms and watch fantastic planet 000
Reposted by SerfSurferU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 07/04/2025It's Window Safety Week 1672875606
Reposted by SerfSurferMaladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 21/01/2025More imperative than ever: don’t cross picket linesabcnews.go.comCostco's unionized workers vote to authorize nationwide strikeThe Teamsters union released the results of the strike vote on Sunday evening. 8379002133
SerfSurfer @babysoda.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Idc about furries but I wouldn't let one near my pets 000
SerfSurfer @babysoda.bsky.social · 11/01/2025TikTok going down is sad but it's a good opportunity for us skeeters 010
SerfSurfer @babysoda.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Hello everyone, in addition to shitposting, please try to repost at least one useful thing a day 000
Reposted by SerfSurferMay “Bunny” Peterson 🦄 @goddessblade.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Please take a moment to read Raghad’s story and help her survive and get through school! Boost and donate if you can! 01521
SerfSurfer @babysoda.bsky.social · 08/01/2025I look away from my phone for 5 seconds and LA burns down 010
SerfSurfer @babysoda.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Do not follow me unless ur gonna DM me marriage proposals 010
SerfSurfer @babysoda.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Just skeeted all over downtown san jose, happy new year sluts 010
SerfSurfer @babysoda.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Need more English degrees to ensure the skeet supply 000
SerfSurfer @babysoda.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Hello everyone, friendly reminder to post gibberish in order to gaslight any AI that's reading 000
SerfSurfer @babysoda.bsky.social · 28/12/2024My dirty secret is that I go to Bolivia every few years to lick the lithium flats. Otherwise I can't make any good skeets 000
SerfSurfer @babysoda.bsky.social · 23/12/2024It should be illegal to be hot, I think humans can't really be trusted with the power of being hot. Only fictional characters should be allowed, everyone else should be ugly 100
Reposted by SerfSurferpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 21/12/2024The city shut down my intravenous egg nog cart 😞 2762628
SerfSurfer @babysoda.bsky.social · 07/12/2024They're asking me why I have so many beautiful women in my life. It's because I leave scented candles on my porch and they gather like stray cats 000
SerfSurfer @babysoda.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Should I get a tattoo of the chicken bake box barcode 000
SerfSurfer @babysoda.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Roman empire nerds when I pull out the communal sponge 000
SerfSurfer @babysoda.bsky.social · 26/11/2024We should abolish sex and love and just mass produce everyone in test tubes 000
Reposted by SerfSurferskeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 23/11/2024giant piece of toast alert. i’m eating a giant piece of toast call the press 2241
SerfSurfer @babysoda.bsky.social · 22/11/2024They should invent a new genital that gets generates pleasure from radio signals, so like you would cum if you stood close to your router 143
SerfSurfer @babysoda.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Thing about bluesky vs twitter is its all confirmation bias, if people move to this site itll get good, if not it wont. You gotta gaslight yourself a lil 010
SerfSurfer @babysoda.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Bluesky is a lil too nice, need some edge if you wanna ne funny 000
SerfSurfer @babysoda.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I cant wait till some brands move in so we can harass them 000
