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Brandon Stahl

@b-stahl.bsky.social
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Legal investigator || Former print and broadcast investigative journalist || Minnesotan || Peabody winner || #SNL || #SKOL || Occasional Shitposter || Personal account. Views my own, except when stolen from smarter people than me

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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Fuck yes.
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 14/06/2025
a source tells me that john a hoffman and his wife yvette are "miraculously" expected to survive their injuries after being shot multiple times. their child was home and was shielded by her mom so is uninjured but traumatized a bullet reportedly missed hoffman's heart by "millimeters"
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Matt DeLong @mattdelong.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
This story on the shootings in Brooklyn Park and Champlin is outside the paywall. Our reporters are working to confirm details as quickly as possible. www.startribune.com/brooklyn-par...
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Brooklyn Park police searching for suspect in ‘multiple targeted shootings’
Gov. Tim Walz said there were targeted shootings in both Brooklyn Park and Champlin on Saturday.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
The lesson, as always — never tweet.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
The lesson, as always: never tweet. You can post on Threads and Bluesky though. No one reads that shit.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I’ve got questions about the name of this podcast. Is it saying Diddy is innocent — or that he’s a bad rapper? Both? This is the best they could have come up with?
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Had Terry Moran tweeted something like, “Stephen Miller is trying to better his country, yet hateful democrats stand in his way” * MAGA would praise him for being a journalist willing to tell the truth. * Democrats would call for his job, saying he was yet another example of biased reporting.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
During the 2020 protests in Minneapolis, the cops were told that if a rock or canister was thrown at them, they could fire back at the general direction. It didn’t matter who got hit. Those launchers are also incredibly inaccurate.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
I’m not chicken. Please don’t put in the newspaper that I’m chicken.
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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
if you get to write a headline like this i bet you briefly see god
people dot com headline: “Tori Spelling Burned After Falling on Hibachi Grill at Benihana”
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
@catconlan.bsky.social yeah, I’m gonna need you to break down the latest column.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Was doing yard work today, did this and definitely made that groan.
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a red car is parked next to a trailer that says u-tow on it
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Never, ever want to hear again about Anthony Edwards being the face of the NBA.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
So far an absolute dud of an SNL season finale.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
1) James Comey is incredibly stupid who made an incredibly stupid post. 2) We do not need to be stupid and make up stupid excuses for his stupidity. 3) People calling for him to be investigated and jailed are just atomically stupid.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Going from Minneapolis on 394 to 94 to St. Paul is the worst. And I’m a bit surprised local news outlet has not done a story about how it might affect state fair attendance.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
This is maddening. Had dems been made more aware of Biden’s deterioration, maybe he’s convinced not to run again. Maybe we get a strong candidate who has the time to put together a better campaign. Maybe we don’t have Trump.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Congrats to the Sacremento Kings, who will get the #1 pick in exchange for a bag of oranges from the Dallas Mavericks.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Nico Harrison’s soul is now owned by the devil.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
The SNL Trump opens remain awful.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Feels like the Wolves would have gotten swept had Curry not gotten injured.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Need to put Anthony Edwards’ on a milk carton.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
This shithead: www.huffpost.com/entry/joe-bi...
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Joe Biden Gives Stunning Answer When Asked If He Should Have Withdrawn Earlier
The former president’s interview with the BBC took a surprising turn when he looked back at the election.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
This shithead: www.huffpost.com/entry/joe-bi...
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Joe Biden Gives Stunning Answer When Asked If He Should Have Withdrawn Earlier
The former president’s interview with the BBC took a surprising turn when he looked back at the election.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Fuck that shit.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
If we fall for this we are beyond saving.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
He knows the answer is yes. He says stuff like this so people freak out. Over and over and over people fall for it.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Repeatedly call a child the n-word, get rich.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I credit the Simpsons for her knowing how many days Harrison spent alive in office.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I know a lot of people on here hate Malcolm Gladwell, but I highly recommend his two podcast episodes on RFK Jr. The first drills down into Jr.’s contempt for a vaccine that has saved millions of children’s lives across the globe. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/r...
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The RFK Jr. Problem
Podcast Episode · Revisionist History · S13 E5 · 33m
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Raising $335k off of repeatedly calling a black child the n-word tells me exactly where we are as a country. www.kare11.com/article/news... www.givesendgo.com/ShilohHendrix
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Help Me Protect My Family
Hello!My name is Shiloh and I have been put into a very dire situation. I recently had a kid steal from my 18month old sons diaper bag at a park. I called th...
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
The excuses Trump supporters make for him remind me so much of the excuses Biden supporters made.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
He died doing what he loved. Making steamed hams.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
ProPublica is far and away the best investigative reporting organization in the country. That they can do both long-term investigative projects and absolutely killer quick-turn work like the below story is astonishing.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
hfs
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
@catconlan.bsky.social delivers
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
@catconlan.bsky.social me waiting for your take on Tolkkinen’s latest:
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
In case you’re interested in donating to the ACLU, which has done incredible work keeping Trump from full tyranny: action.aclu.org/give/now
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Donate to the ACLU
Fight back against bigotry, injustice and inequality. Make your donation to the ACLU today.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
The question this raises going forward — will they be transparent about editorial changes demanded by paramount?
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
The right: The media is totally out to get Trump! The left: The media sanewashes Trump! The right: The media covered up Biden’s cognitive decline! The left: The media wrongly reported that Biden was in cognitive decline! If neither side trusts the media, then the media is fucked.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Any journalist that goes to the whca - fuck you.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Mel Kiper is going through it.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Did Shadeur Sanders say during his interviews that he’d kneel during the national anthems?
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Abby Sliva @abbysliva.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Strib is launching a weekly podcast, out next week. The radiant Nicole Norfleet and the astute Aaron Brown are hosting and it’s going to bring you the events, stories and Minnesota culture worth knowing about. I’m not involved, just really happy to share something cool coworkers r doing!
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Worth It
There’s a reason compasses always point north. The North Star State is the land of 10,000 possibilities. That’s where the Minnesota Star Tribune comes in. Each week, the people who know our state insi...
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
When I see that Lorde is trending.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 23/04/2025
Unless their demands are met
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Charles Ornstein @charlesornstein.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Funding for investigating child sexual abuse and internet crimes against children; responding to reports of missing children; and preventing youth violence has been withdrawn indefinitely. How Kids Are Harmed by Trump’s Budget Cuts
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The Trump Administration’s War on Children
The administration is quietly putting America’s children at risk by cutting funds and manpower for investigating child abuse, enforcing child support payments, providing child care and much more.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
This is perfection.
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Melody Joy Kramer @mkramer.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
👋 please share
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
What’s the worst part of project 2025 that’s still to come?
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