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Brandon Stahl

@b-stahl.bsky.social
1.2K followers 1.2K following 1.2K posts

Legal investigator || Former print and broadcast investigative journalist || Minnesotan || Peabody winner || #SNL || #SKOL || Occasional Shitposter || Personal account. Views my own, except when stolen from smarter people than me

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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Fuck yes.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I detest the Supreme Court decision, but let’s blame this one on the voters who chose Trump over Hillary Clinton.
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 14/06/2025
a source tells me that john a hoffman and his wife yvette are "miraculously" expected to survive their injuries after being shot multiple times. their child was home and was shielded by her mom so is uninjured but traumatized a bullet reportedly missed hoffman's heart by "millimeters"
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Matt DeLong @mattdelong.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
This story on the shootings in Brooklyn Park and Champlin is outside the paywall. Our reporters are working to confirm details as quickly as possible. www.startribune.com/brooklyn-par...
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Brooklyn Park police searching for suspect in ‘multiple targeted shootings’
Gov. Tim Walz said there were targeted shootings in both Brooklyn Park and Champlin on Saturday.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
The lesson, as always — never tweet.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
The lesson, as always: never tweet. You can post on Threads and Bluesky though. No one reads that shit.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
But that’s not at all the podcast description. I think they couldn’t think up a better play on words.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I’ve got questions about the name of this podcast. Is it saying Diddy is innocent — or that he’s a bad rapper? Both? This is the best they could have come up with?
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Had Terry Moran tweeted something like, “Stephen Miller is trying to better his country, yet hateful democrats stand in his way” * MAGA would praise him for being a journalist willing to tell the truth. * Democrats would call for his job, saying he was yet another example of biased reporting.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
During the 2020 protests in Minneapolis, the cops were told that if a rock or canister was thrown at them, they could fire back at the general direction. It didn’t matter who got hit. Those launchers are also incredibly inaccurate.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
You don’t have to pick a side on this, other than “this fucking rules.”
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Why? It appears they are bringing him back to face unsealed criminal charges.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
I’m not chicken. Please don’t put in the newspaper that I’m chicken.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
A likely story!
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Damn, my former editor unfollowed me!
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
No analysis of how/why the right wing has embraced Christian nationalism? No interview with the hosts or the attendees about the bait and switch?
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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
if you get to write a headline like this i bet you briefly see god
people dot com headline: “Tori Spelling Burned After Falling on Hibachi Grill at Benihana”
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I know right?!
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
@catconlan.bsky.social yeah, I’m gonna need you to break down the latest column.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Was doing yard work today, did this and definitely made that groan.
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a red car is parked next to a trailer that says u-tow on it
ALT: a red car is parked next to a trailer that says u-tow on it
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Never, ever want to hear again about Anthony Edwards being the face of the NBA.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
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darth vader is standing in a dark room with the letter n behind him
ALT: darth vader is standing in a dark room with the letter n behind him
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
So far an absolute dud of an SNL season finale.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Fake af
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
1) James Comey is incredibly stupid who made an incredibly stupid post. 2) We do not need to be stupid and make up stupid excuses for his stupidity. 3) People calling for him to be investigated and jailed are just atomically stupid.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Ghouls. All of them.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Going from Minneapolis on 394 to 94 to St. Paul is the worst. And I’m a bit surprised local news outlet has not done a story about how it might affect state fair attendance.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Trump has integrity?
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
He is right.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
The story says aides discussed whether he’d need a wheelchair if re-elected.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
This is maddening. Had dems been made more aware of Biden’s deterioration, maybe he’s convinced not to run again. Maybe we get a strong candidate who has the time to put together a better campaign. Maybe we don’t have Trump.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Congrats to the Sacremento Kings, who will get the #1 pick in exchange for a bag of oranges from the Dallas Mavericks.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Nico Harrison’s soul is now owned by the devil.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
The SNL Trump opens remain awful.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Feels like the Wolves would have gotten swept had Curry not gotten injured.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
He is so overrated.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Need to put Anthony Edwards’ on a milk carton.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
This shithead: www.huffpost.com/entry/joe-bi...
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Joe Biden Gives Stunning Answer When Asked If He Should Have Withdrawn Earlier
The former president’s interview with the BBC took a surprising turn when he looked back at the election.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
This shithead: www.huffpost.com/entry/joe-bi...
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Joe Biden Gives Stunning Answer When Asked If He Should Have Withdrawn Earlier
The former president’s interview with the BBC took a surprising turn when he looked back at the election.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Fuck that shit.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I think the first part is true. But I think he says crazy stuff like “we’re reopening Alcatraz” because he knows it will befuddle the left. Example: His entire Hannibal Lecter schtick during the campaign. Another: they’re eating the dogs and cats!
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
If we fall for this we are beyond saving.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
He knows the answer is yes. He says stuff like this so people freak out. Over and over and over people fall for it.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Repeatedly call a child the n-word, get rich.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I credit the Simpsons for her knowing how many days Harrison spent alive in office.
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a cartoon of william henry harrison is giving a thumbs up
Alt: a cartoon of william henry harrison is giving a thumbs up
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I know a lot of people on here hate Malcolm Gladwell, but I highly recommend his two podcast episodes on RFK Jr. The first drills down into Jr.’s contempt for a vaccine that has saved millions of children’s lives across the globe. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/r...
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The RFK Jr. Problem
Podcast Episode · Revisionist History · S13 E5 · 33m
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Raising $335k off of repeatedly calling a black child the n-word tells me exactly where we are as a country. www.kare11.com/article/news... www.givesendgo.com/ShilohHendrix
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Help Me Protect My Family
Hello!My name is Shiloh and I have been put into a very dire situation. I recently had a kid steal from my 18month old sons diaper bag at a park. I called th...
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
The excuses Trump supporters make for him remind me so much of the excuses Biden supporters made.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Never.
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Brandon Stahl @b-stahl.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Seriously though, have you tried showing a little leg?
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