abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Update: Keebler Club Crackers and peanut butter + a glass of milk at 12:52 AM. 🤦 140 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It’s so offensive that I have to figure out how to feed myself multiple times a day. 1110 0
Reposted by abi z / azephirinNYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 14/09/2026FUCK YES THIS AUTOMATED PHOTO OF THE HUDSON RIVER, FUCK YES. 031 0
Reposted by abi z / azephirinMassimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The Central Asian Shepherd Dog, also known as the Alabay, is a livestock guardian dog and one of the largest dog breeds in the world. This one weighs 85 kg. Original post 601369132 0
Reposted by abi z / azephirinJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 13/09/2026Look, intellectually I understand there are situations that call for unsalted butter instead of salted butter, but emotionally there is never a time I want to be in one of those situations. 2603558260 0
Reposted by abi z / azephirinDawn Xiana Moon @dawnxianamoon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026You all. I just figured out you can turn off AI in Adobe Acrobat. 🎉helpx.adobe.com 29632 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Of all the things I expected to see in Montréal, a piece of the Berlin Wall in an underground shopping mall was not among them. 0143 0
Reposted by abi z / azephirineileen chengyin chow @chowleen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026i bear witness to no thing more human than hate i bear witness to no thing more human than love apples and honey apples and honey what is not lost is paradise -Lucille Clifton, "Rosh Hashanah" 2001 No words suffice, so sharing Clifton's. #everynightapoem 310135 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Another fashion I wish would die: bars with secret entrances that are not actually secret. It’s a lawful establishment (ie, Prohibition ended a century ago) and not a private club, FFS. The whole “find the hidden door in the tailor’s shop!!!!” thing is just fucking irritating. 000 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 10/09/20263] Spanish words now randomly come out when I try to speak French. (The converse has been happening ever since I started trying to learn Spanish.) WTF brain. 4] You know you’re in Canada when. 5] MONTRÉAL BAGELS ARE NOT REAL BAGELS. 240 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Observations from Montréal: 1] I’m in the neighborhood of two large universities (Concordia and McGill), and if the outfits of the local Youths are any indication, skinny and high-waisted jeans are decidedly out of style. FINALLY. 2] Rue Ste.-Catherine is still reassuringly seedy. 130 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This building in Montréal got a septum piercing. 2100 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Lol wut? WRONG COUNTRY BLUESKY. Also, I’m not in Texas, thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster. 210 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I’m waiting for test results from the emergency vet visit yesterday. My regular vet doesn’t open until tomorrow morning, so I’m going to call them first thing. But at the moment, just a holding pattern. 720 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Not much of an update on Iona (photo from a couple of months ago). I haven’t seen more of the seizures, but her balance is still bad, she isn’t really eating, and she’s hiding a lot (the latter two are per usual when she doesn’t feel well). 141 0
Reposted by abi z / azephirinhenemimi 🎀☁️ @henemimi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026in a million years it would have not dawned on me to do fake ad reads to kill the monetization of harassment social media videos. thank you intelligent beautiful bird furry whose moving beak entranced me into paying attention 241974818 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026My usual vet is closed today, so we’re at the practice I deliberately left, which I’m not thrilled about. I seriously considered taking her to Animal Medical Center in Manhattan, but that’s at least a 45-minute drive, and this place is 10 minutes away. Really hoping I made the right call. 430 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026This baby floof (Iona, pictured here doin a biiiiiiiiiiiiiig strrrrrrrrretch) and I are at the emergency vet: she started having seizures this morning, and her balance is really off. (This is a cat who can usually jump to the top shelf of my closet.) Everyone please think your best thoughts for her. 381 0
Reposted by abi z / azephirin☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 24/08/2026People who comment on fics that are ten or fifteen years old: I hope you're having beautiful lives and nothing bad ever happens to you 💖 15613 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I could not stop myself; I am truly sorry. www.elle.com/life-love/se... 090 0
Reposted by abi z / azephirineileen chengyin chow @chowleen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026She remembered it was August and they say August brings bad luck. But September would arrive one day like an exit. And September was for some reason a lighter and more transparent month. Clarice Lispector (trans. Katrina Dodson) #everynightapoem #september as ever, for my favorite month 27619 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Juliana has recently started a small daily dose of gabapentin, and it makes her SO much less neurotic. Hence the snooze on mömthër despite the presence of her mortal enemy Iona. 050 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I need to do work, but Juliana (smöl voïd) is having the most peaceful snooze on my stomach. 😭🥹🖤 190 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Today in climate change: wearing my flood-watch shoes (waterproof hiking boots) to the office. 020 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Ħenlo ħumans, įs Më Iona. I àm enjöÿ tő knëäd Màman ŵhile I dő àn pǔřř ànd á bleppe ànd á dřőől. Màman bőőbs įs fávořįt tő bë knëäd, bųt âll şoft pláşe ǎře ğood. 060 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026static.klipy.comScottykfitness Do WhatALT: Scottykfitness Do What 100 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Ħenlo, mÿ nàme Iona. I ám enjôŷ tő bë şlëëp ōn çozë blánketş ōn çouch. 0101 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026UGH AIR CANADA. I had bidirectional wtf with them when I went to Nova Scotia last month. I’m sorry your sister has to sleep at the airport! 😩😫😭 100 0
Reposted by abi z / azephirinNYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 22/08/2026May We All Survive Tonight's One AM Flash Floods 012 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Why is every Quest Diagnostics like the fourth circle of Hell 050 0
Reposted by abi z / azephirinManhattan Bird Alert @birdcpk.bsky.social · 19/08/2026An Eastern Tiger Swallowtail butterfly feeds on Buddleja in Central Park's North Meadow. 17516 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Ahahahaha, I still say, “but I am le tired!” all the time. It just has that je ne sais quoi. 🇫🇷🥖💤 030 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026That is all.static.klipy.comLe Tired CartoonAlt: Le Tired Cartoon 160 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Othër àngļe. Mömthër ärm gõōd țō bé şnōōze upőn. 030 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026İ Yoko įs àm màx çosy àn çomfy țuçk béțwéén Mömthër (rıghț) àn ļorge pįļļow (ļefț). Vèry şnug àn şafe, àn çàn pųț ļeggie őn Mömthër, enşure nöț àbşçönd ânywhère. Ħàppy, àm dō a půrr. 140 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I miss my iPod so much! Jealous that yours still works. 😭 100 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I just discovered that John Denver/Reader fic exists on AO3, and I’m partially 😱🙈😱 and partially “go on, girl (gender-nonspecific), live your one wild and precious life.” 2100 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally? 150 0
Reposted by abi z / azephirinNYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 14/08/2026NEW YORK CITY WE'LL HAVE FUCKING RAIN AGAIN (THIS IS ON YOU @mayor.nyc.gov!) THIS WEEKEND BUT IT WON'T BE UNTIL SUNDAY NIGHT SO... IT COULD BE WORSE. WEEKEND COULD BE WORSE. FUCK THE DEW POINT FOREVER. FRI: 88°/70° SAT: 85°/71° SUN: 81°/74° EVENING RAIN 131 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Màman įs ABÀNDON Më Iona fǒř ENȚIŘE DÁÝ ànd ğo țo pļáces ŵheře Më Iona no įs. ĦOW ÀBSOĻUMENT DǍŘETH. I àm dő àn BĮĞ ÀNĞEŘ. Then I ķnëad Màman bőőb. 160 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Update: Home, clean, in my PJs, treated myself to a cyclobenzaprine for my PMS back pain. Yoko is treating herself to licking lotion off my knee. 130 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Ugh, I’m the kind of sticky where I’m going to walk into my apartment, feed the cats, throw my clothes in the dirty laundry, and get directly in the shower. 120 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026We’re having some middle-aged-man yaoi this month. 020 0