abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Of all the things I expected to see in Montréal, a piece of the Berlin Wall in an underground shopping mall was not among them. 0143 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 10/09/20263] Spanish words now randomly come out when I try to speak French. (The converse has been happening ever since I started trying to learn Spanish.) WTF brain. 4] You know you’re in Canada when. 5] MONTRÉAL BAGELS ARE NOT REAL BAGELS. 240 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This building in Montréal got a septum piercing. 2100 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Lol wut? WRONG COUNTRY BLUESKY. Also, I’m not in Texas, thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster. 210 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Not much of an update on Iona (photo from a couple of months ago). I haven’t seen more of the seizures, but her balance is still bad, she isn’t really eating, and she’s hiding a lot (the latter two are per usual when she doesn’t feel well). 141 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026This baby floof (Iona, pictured here doin a biiiiiiiiiiiiiig strrrrrrrrretch) and I are at the emergency vet: she started having seizures this morning, and her balance is really off. (This is a cat who can usually jump to the top shelf of my closet.) Everyone please think your best thoughts for her. 381 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I could not stop myself; I am truly sorry. www.elle.com/life-love/se... 090 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Today in climate change: wearing my flood-watch shoes (waterproof hiking boots) to the office. 020 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Ħenlo ħumans, įs Më Iona. I àm enjöÿ tő knëäd Màman ŵhile I dő àn pǔřř ànd á bleppe ànd á dřőől. Màman bőőbs įs fávořįt tő bë knëäd, bųt âll şoft pláşe ǎře ğood. 060 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Ħenlo, mÿ nàme Iona. I ám enjôŷ tő bë şlëëp ōn çozë blánketş ōn çouch. 0101 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Othër àngļe. Mömthër ärm gõōd țō bé şnōōze upőn. 030 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026İ Yoko įs àm màx çosy àn çomfy țuçk béțwéén Mömthër (rıghț) àn ļorge pįļļow (ļefț). Vèry şnug àn şafe, àn çàn pųț ļeggie őn Mömthër, enşure nöț àbşçönd ânywhère. Ħàppy, àm dō a půrr. 140 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally? 150 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Màman įs ABÀNDON Më Iona fǒř ENȚIŘE DÁÝ ànd ğo țo pļáces ŵheře Më Iona no įs. ĦOW ÀBSOĻUMENT DǍŘETH. I àm dő àn BĮĞ ÀNĞEŘ. Then I ķnëad Màman bőőb. 160 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Mÿ nàme Iona. Ám fřequemment dő án bļep ŵhen ħáve ħáppy şnořgļes wįf Máman. Ōften màke án dřooļ aļso. 050 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 01/08/2026At the vet and only attempted a little murder. Bastet bless the inventor of gabapentin. 0100 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 29/07/2026If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you are using without explanation. 030 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Î Yoko àm ļove țo bë ļounge őn mány pįļļow. 090 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 13/07/2026İ Yoko įz gét màny břushiez anð snǒřglez on Mömthëř pįllow. Náó įz haz çozy nap. Věřy gőőð ðay fǒř bé çat. 070 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Bro, maybe don’t put your feet all over the plane. 100 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Yoko says, “Ħappy Çaturday aňd Prįde Mőňth. Rëçőmmëňd ćëlebrate ŵif sňooze.” 040 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 19/06/2026İ Yoko àm ħope ťhat ÿour ðay ğet bettër. Reçommenð nàp ŵiťh ştiç leğğie őűt. 010 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Yoko says, “Įz jųst àn přopeř fǒř ǒřanj tő bë enjōy şhoe.” 020 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Please enjoy this text exchange about SidCros’s basic-bitch cologne preferences; the last one is the best. (This friend isn’t an RPFer, so I just told her “a deeply closeted queer male hockey player.”) 260 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 03/06/2026WIP Wednesday. (I don’t think Offside News existed in 2016, but their awards are so hilarious that I’m ignoring that.) 140 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 02/06/2026THE FIRST RUNNER-UP THO offsidenewsco.com/news/vesey-a... 190 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Thursday Thread: Birds Bein' Tuff (I don’t have any good photos, but this dude is a tuff NYCer. Credit: www.caryncast.com/products/the...) post yours 🪶 020 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 06/05/2026It’s Wednesday again, and these idiots have SO MANY FEELINGS. Including some internalized toxic masculinity. 130 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 16/04/2026WIP Wednesday is a thing, right? Yes, I’m back on my genderswap bullshit. And it’s hockey. AND it’s an unauthorized sequel to another author’s fic. #OnlyTheFlyingSpaghettiMonsterCanJudgeMe 160 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 03/04/2026If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using, with no explanation. 130 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Ğood ňight ħumaňs. I Yoko àm ħope ťhàt yőű ħàs şleepş às çomfe às Miňe. 080 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Today in home decor. At least no one would have trouble finding your house? And for clarity, this is just a regular three-family in South Brooklyn, not Myrtle Beach. www.facebook.com/share/1av2cG... 180 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 02/03/2026I need to get up and shower, but Iona (who wasn’t feeling well yesterday) is lying on me and purring, and it would definitely be a felony to disturb her. (Picture from a few days ago for tax.) 060 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Yoko says, “Bëhold Mÿ mägnifique bütte änd tàìl. Ğood nǐght.” 070 0