abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It’s so offensive that I have to figure out how to feed myself multiple times a day. 1110 0
Reposted by abi z / azephirinNYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 14/09/2026FUCK YES THIS AUTOMATED PHOTO OF THE HUDSON RIVER, FUCK YES. 031 0
Reposted by abi z / azephirinMassimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The Central Asian Shepherd Dog, also known as the Alabay, is a livestock guardian dog and one of the largest dog breeds in the world. This one weighs 85 kg. Original post 601369132 0
Reposted by abi z / azephirinJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 13/09/2026Look, intellectually I understand there are situations that call for unsalted butter instead of salted butter, but emotionally there is never a time I want to be in one of those situations. 2603558260 0
Reposted by abi z / azephirinDawn Xiana Moon @dawnxianamoon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026You all. I just figured out you can turn off AI in Adobe Acrobat. 🎉helpx.adobe.com 29632 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Of all the things I expected to see in Montréal, a piece of the Berlin Wall in an underground shopping mall was not among them. 0143 0
Reposted by abi z / azephirineileen chengyin chow @chowleen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026i bear witness to no thing more human than hate i bear witness to no thing more human than love apples and honey apples and honey what is not lost is paradise -Lucille Clifton, "Rosh Hashanah" 2001 No words suffice, so sharing Clifton's. #everynightapoem 310135 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Observations from Montréal: 1] I’m in the neighborhood of two large universities (Concordia and McGill), and if the outfits of the local Youths are any indication, skinny and high-waisted jeans are decidedly out of style. FINALLY. 2] Rue Ste.-Catherine is still reassuringly seedy. 130 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This building in Montréal got a septum piercing. 2100 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Lol wut? WRONG COUNTRY BLUESKY. Also, I’m not in Texas, thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster. 210 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Not much of an update on Iona (photo from a couple of months ago). I haven’t seen more of the seizures, but her balance is still bad, she isn’t really eating, and she’s hiding a lot (the latter two are per usual when she doesn’t feel well). 141 0
Reposted by abi z / azephirinhenemimi 🎀☁️ @henemimi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026in a million years it would have not dawned on me to do fake ad reads to kill the monetization of harassment social media videos. thank you intelligent beautiful bird furry whose moving beak entranced me into paying attention 241974818 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026This baby floof (Iona, pictured here doin a biiiiiiiiiiiiiig strrrrrrrrretch) and I are at the emergency vet: she started having seizures this morning, and her balance is really off. (This is a cat who can usually jump to the top shelf of my closet.) Everyone please think your best thoughts for her. 381 0
Reposted by abi z / azephirin☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 24/08/2026People who comment on fics that are ten or fifteen years old: I hope you're having beautiful lives and nothing bad ever happens to you 💖 15613 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I could not stop myself; I am truly sorry. www.elle.com/life-love/se... 090 0
Reposted by abi z / azephirineileen chengyin chow @chowleen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026She remembered it was August and they say August brings bad luck. But September would arrive one day like an exit. And September was for some reason a lighter and more transparent month. Clarice Lispector (trans. Katrina Dodson) #everynightapoem #september as ever, for my favorite month 27619 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I need to do work, but Juliana (smöl voïd) is having the most peaceful snooze on my stomach. 😭🥹🖤 190 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Today in climate change: wearing my flood-watch shoes (waterproof hiking boots) to the office. 020 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Ħenlo ħumans, įs Më Iona. I àm enjöÿ tő knëäd Màman ŵhile I dő àn pǔřř ànd á bleppe ànd á dřőől. Màman bőőbs įs fávořįt tő bë knëäd, bųt âll şoft pláşe ǎře ğood. 060 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Ħenlo, mÿ nàme Iona. I ám enjôŷ tő bë şlëëp ōn çozë blánketş ōn çouch. 0101 0
Reposted by abi z / azephirinNYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 22/08/2026May We All Survive Tonight's One AM Flash Floods 012 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Why is every Quest Diagnostics like the fourth circle of Hell 050 0
Reposted by abi z / azephirinManhattan Bird Alert @birdcpk.bsky.social · 19/08/2026An Eastern Tiger Swallowtail butterfly feeds on Buddleja in Central Park's North Meadow. 17516 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026That is all.static.klipy.comLe Tired CartoonAlt: Le Tired Cartoon 160 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026İ Yoko įs àm màx çosy àn çomfy țuçk béțwéén Mömthër (rıghț) àn ļorge pįļļow (ļefț). Vèry şnug àn şafe, àn çàn pųț ļeggie őn Mömthër, enşure nöț àbşçönd ânywhère. Ħàppy, àm dō a půrr. 140 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I just discovered that John Denver/Reader fic exists on AO3, and I’m partially 😱🙈😱 and partially “go on, girl (gender-nonspecific), live your one wild and precious life.” 2100 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally? 150 0
Reposted by abi z / azephirinNYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 14/08/2026NEW YORK CITY WE'LL HAVE FUCKING RAIN AGAIN (THIS IS ON YOU @mayor.nyc.gov!) THIS WEEKEND BUT IT WON'T BE UNTIL SUNDAY NIGHT SO... IT COULD BE WORSE. WEEKEND COULD BE WORSE. FUCK THE DEW POINT FOREVER. FRI: 88°/70° SAT: 85°/71° SUN: 81°/74° EVENING RAIN 131 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Ugh, I’m the kind of sticky where I’m going to walk into my apartment, feed the cats, throw my clothes in the dirty laundry, and get directly in the shower. 120 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Embrace cringe for WIP Wed.: Flower says, “Sid, this—this is so good, but I’m worried my spine might get stuck like this.” Sid can’t help laughing, because apparently this is what happens when you maybe sort of possibly take a step toward consummating your decades-long relationship in your 40s. 130 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Mÿ nàme Iona. Ám fřequemment dő án bļep ŵhen ħáve ħáppy şnořgļes wįf Máman. Ōften màke án dřooļ aļso. 050 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I have to be up at 6:15 a.m. tomorrow, so I absolutely cannot take a nap at 7:48 p.m. tonight. 020 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 10/08/2026The chopped steak at Evans Fine Foods in Decatur, Georgia. Chocolate sour cream donuts from Harbor City Bake Shop in Lexington Market, Baltimore. Steak frites at Les Halles, Manhattan. 030 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I’ve been away for about a week because of Drowning In Work. Plz catch me up if I missed something important in your life! 130 0
Reposted by abi z / azephirinCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 07/08/2026In Clacton right now. (Real, not AI!) #VoteBinface 302016417 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 01/08/2026At the vet and only attempted a little murder. Bastet bless the inventor of gabapentin. 0100 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Just got a notice from my building’s management company about the new pied-à-terre tax, which applies only to units worth more than $1 million that aren’t used as a primary residence, and all I can say is: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 140 0
Reposted by abi z / azephirinJared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Medusa but her hair is an anaconda 8973882086 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 30/07/2026The state of my linen closet strongly suggests that I buy blankets as a means of self-soothing. 😭🤦 150 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 29/07/2026If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you are using without explanation. 030 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 29/07/2026By Library of Congress catalog number. No, I’m not joking. 180 0
Reposted by abi z / azephirinNew-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b 7678512570 0
Reposted by abi z / azephirinKate Avery @kateaveryart.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Obviously I had to paint that moonrise I photographed a couple nights ago!! 6x8” oil! 822551 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Michael Peña à la Antman movies. TBH I want him to narrate literally everything. 030 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I definitely didn’t think through certain aspects of getting my third holes repierced on both ears at the same time—e.g., I now cannot lie down on either side. 410 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Ranking the BJ’s Wholesale stores in Brooklyn: 1) the one I usually go to 2) the one I don’t usually go to because it’s a little out of the way 3) the one that I never go to because I regret every life choice that led me there whenever I make the mistake of thinking, “it won’t be that bad.” 110 0
abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Also: anywhere near the summit of Mount Everest. 160 0