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Feminist, lawyer, New Yorker, queer—all as in “fuck you.” archiveofourown.org/users/azephirin Profile picture by EJ Chong (ejchong.com). Header photo by me.

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abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s so offensive that I have to figure out how to feed myself multiple times a day.
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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
FUCK YES THIS AUTOMATED PHOTO OF THE HUDSON RIVER, FUCK YES.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Central Asian Shepherd Dog, also known as the Alabay, is a livestock guardian dog and one of the largest dog breeds in the world. This one weighs 85 kg. Original post
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 13/09/2026
Look, intellectually I understand there are situations that call for unsalted butter instead of salted butter, but emotionally there is never a time I want to be in one of those situations.
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Dawn Xiana Moon @dawnxianamoon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You all. I just figured out you can turn off AI in Adobe Acrobat. 🎉
helpx.adobe.com
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abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Of all the things I expected to see in Montréal, a piece of the Berlin Wall in an underground shopping mall was not among them.
An oblong piece of the Berlin Wall, about eight feet high by two feet wide. It’s covered in graffiti, most of which is abstract except for large letters in white reading “EAS.” It’s standing on one of its short ends in a deserted shopping center.
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abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My idea of a wild Friday night
Symphony program: Antonio Vivaldi’s “The Four Seasons,” Astor Piazzolla’s “The Four Seasons of Buenos Aires,” and Francois Dompierre’s “Les Quatre Saisons du Québec.”
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eileen chengyin chow @chowleen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i bear witness to no thing more human than hate i bear witness to no thing more human than love apples and honey apples and honey what is not lost is paradise -Lucille Clifton, "Rosh Hashanah" 2001 No words suffice, so sharing Clifton's. #everynightapoem
rosh hashanah
i bear witness to no thing more human than hate
i bear witness to no thing more human than love
apples and honey apples and honey
what is not lost is paradise
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abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Observations from Montréal: 1] I’m in the neighborhood of two large universities (Concordia and McGill), and if the outfits of the local Youths are any indication, skinny and high-waisted jeans are decidedly out of style. FINALLY. 2] Rue Ste.-Catherine is still reassuringly seedy.
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abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This building in Montréal got a septum piercing.
A large steel metal sculpture that looks like a septum piercing in front of the steps to a generic contemporary office building
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abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Lol wut? WRONG COUNTRY BLUESKY. Also, I’m not in Texas, thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
A Bluesky app message reading, “Based on your network, we think you're in Texas, United States. This estimate may be inaccurate if you're using a VPN. Tap here to update your location with GPS.”
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abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Not much of an update on Iona (photo from a couple of months ago). I haven’t seen more of the seizures, but her balance is still bad, she isn’t really eating, and she’s hiding a lot (the latter two are per usual when she doesn’t feel well).
A floofy cream-colored cat asleep in a croissant shape with her peets in the air
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henemimi 🎀☁️ @henemimi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
in a million years it would have not dawned on me to do fake ad reads to kill the monetization of harassment social media videos. thank you intelligent beautiful bird furry whose moving beak entranced me into paying attention
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abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This baby floof (Iona, pictured here doin a biiiiiiiiiiiiiig strrrrrrrrretch) and I are at the emergency vet: she started having seizures this morning, and her balance is really off. (This is a cat who can usually jump to the top shelf of my closet.) Everyone please think your best thoughts for her.
A floofy cream-colored cat lying on her side and stretching luxuriously.
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☠️ Blip B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
People who comment on fics that are ten or fifteen years old: I hope you're having beautiful lives and nothing bad ever happens to you 💖
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Alex Tomlinson @alextomlinson.com · 05/09/2026
Flat, colorful illustration of European Starlings superimposed on leaves transitioning to fall colors. The Starlings are also transitioning to their seasonal plumage with beaks changing to black and feathers gaining stars!
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abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I could not stop myself; I am truly sorry. www.elle.com/life-love/se...
That old Pat Robertson quote, "Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians," with "Heated Rivalry" pasted over "feminism."
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abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I have questions.
An AO3 tag reading “self-fisting”
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eileen chengyin chow @chowleen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
She remembered it was August and they say August brings bad luck. But September would arrive one day like an exit. And September was for some reason a lighter and more transparent month. Clarice Lispector (trans. Katrina Dodson) #everynightapoem #september as ever, for my favorite month
red door with latticed peep hole and hand-shaped door knocker (our house in macanet)
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abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I need to do work, but Juliana (smöl voïd) is having the most peaceful snooze on my stomach. 😭🥹🖤
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abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Today in climate change: wearing my flood-watch shoes (waterproof hiking boots) to the office.
A pair of jeans-clad legs above a pair of hiking boot–clad feet on a subway floor.
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abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ħenlo ħumans, įs Më Iona. I àm enjöÿ tő knëäd Màman ŵhile I dő àn pǔřř ànd á bleppe ànd á dřőől. Màman bőőbs įs fávořįt tő bë knëäd, bųt âll şoft pláşe ǎře ğood.
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abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Ħenlo, mÿ nàme Iona. I ám enjôŷ tő bë şlëëp ōn çozë blánketş ōn çouch.
A floofy cream-colored cat sleeps happily on a tan knit throw blanket, which is on top of a blue fleece blanket, on a couch.
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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
May We All Survive Tonight's One AM Flash Floods
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abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Why is every Quest Diagnostics like the fourth circle of Hell
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Manhattan Bird Alert @birdcpk.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
An Eastern Tiger Swallowtail butterfly feeds on Buddleja in Central Park's North Meadow.
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abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
That is all.
static.klipy.com
Le Tired Cartoon
Alt: Le Tired Cartoon
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abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
İ Yoko įs àm màx çosy àn çomfy țuçk béțwéén Mömthër (rıghț) àn ļorge pįļļow (ļefț). Vèry şnug àn şafe, àn çàn pųț ļeggie őn Mömthër, enşure nöț àbşçönd ânywhère. Ħàppy, àm dō a půrr.
An off-angle view of a cuddly orange cat tucked snugly in the valley between her human and large reading pillow. She has one of her front legs resting on her human.
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abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I just discovered that John Denver/Reader fic exists on AO3, and I’m partially 😱🙈😱 and partially “go on, girl (gender-nonspecific), live your one wild and precious life.”
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abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
NEW YORK CITY WE'LL HAVE FUCKING RAIN AGAIN (THIS IS ON YOU @mayor.nyc.gov!) THIS WEEKEND BUT IT WON'T BE UNTIL SUNDAY NIGHT SO... IT COULD BE WORSE. WEEKEND COULD BE WORSE. FUCK THE DEW POINT FOREVER. FRI: 88°/70° SAT: 85°/71° SUN: 81°/74° EVENING RAIN
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abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Ugh, I’m the kind of sticky where I’m going to walk into my apartment, feed the cats, throw my clothes in the dirty laundry, and get directly in the shower.
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abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Embrace cringe for WIP Wed.: Flower says, “Sid, this—this is so good, but I’m worried my spine might get stuck like this.” Sid can’t help laughing, because apparently this is what happens when you maybe sort of possibly take a step toward consummating your decades-long relationship in your 40s.
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abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Mÿ nàme Iona. Ám fřequemment dő án bļep ŵhen ħáve ħáppy şnořgļes wįf Máman. Ōften màke án dřooļ aļso.
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abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I have to be up at 6:15 a.m. tomorrow, so I absolutely cannot take a nap at 7:48 p.m. tonight.
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abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The chopped steak at Evans Fine Foods in Decatur, Georgia. Chocolate sour cream donuts from Harbor City Bake Shop in Lexington Market, Baltimore. Steak frites at Les Halles, Manhattan.
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abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I’ve been away for about a week because of Drowning In Work. Plz catch me up if I missed something important in your life!
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
In Clacton right now. (Real, not AI!) #VoteBinface
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abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
At the vet and only attempted a little murder. Bastet bless the inventor of gabapentin.
A chonky orange cat lying on her side on a gray wood floor. Her mouth is slightly askew because she’s stoned on a double dose of gabapentin.
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abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Just got a notice from my building’s management company about the new pied-à-terre tax, which applies only to units worth more than $1 million that aren’t used as a primary residence, and all I can say is: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Medusa but her hair is an anaconda
Medusa with a single anaconda for hair. She wears a grey chiton and stubbornly strides to the left, dragging the heavy snake, which trails sullenly along behindMedusa with a single anaconda for hair. It is completely coiled around her, leaving only her angry yellow eyes visible, and a single hand lifted to flip off the worldMedusa with a single anaconda for hair. She wears a grey towel and is scrubbing the snake. A bar of soap sits in a small puddle off to the leftMedusa with a single anaconda for hair. She sits, drumming her fingers impatiently, while in the background the anaconda digests some large prey
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abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The state of my linen closet strongly suggests that I buy blankets as a means of self-soothing. 😭🤦
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abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you are using without explanation.
An illustration of two armored hands with their fingers linked together, with white flowers on vines twined throughout. A red banner reading “no love however brief is wasted” is wrapped around the outside.
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abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
By Library of Congress catalog number. No, I’m not joking.
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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b
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Kate Avery @kateaveryart.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Obviously I had to paint that moonrise I photographed a couple nights ago!! 6x8” oil!
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abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Michael Peña à la Antman movies. TBH I want him to narrate literally everything.
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abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I definitely didn’t think through certain aspects of getting my third holes repierced on both ears at the same time—e.g., I now cannot lie down on either side.
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abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Ranking the BJ’s Wholesale stores in Brooklyn: 1) the one I usually go to 2) the one I don’t usually go to because it’s a little out of the way 3) the one that I never go to because I regret every life choice that led me there whenever I make the mistake of thinking, “it won’t be that bad.”
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abi z / azephirin @azephirin.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Also: anywhere near the summit of Mount Everest.
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