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Ayula OneOne

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Your Auntie Ayula, the Prometheus of transfems, Eroticist extraordinaire. Check out my erotica on ayulaoneone.itch.io, ayulaoneone.com/links or archiveofourown.org/users/AyulaOneO…

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Ayula OneOne @ayulaone.one · 02/10/2026
Hey babe. So like, are you a ponygirl as a bdsm thing bc you crave a bit in your mouth, bc your maladaptive craving to be useful manifests as pack animal dysmorphia, or bc your knees are fucked up and more than anything you desire to be taken behind a big screen and shot?
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Ayula OneOne @ayulaone.one · 16/07/2026
The purpose of this narrative is, ofc, that ownergirl starts out performing only the most perfunctory actions of ownership required by the societal enforcement of the dynamic & otherwise treats propertygirl as a peer who is her co-victim of this dreadful mistake and deserves a real owner, buttttt...
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Ayula OneOne @ayulaone.one · 16/07/2026
Trying to correct the mistake is very hard since the system insists such an error is impossible, and along the way ownergirl begins experiencing some very frightening but intriguing personality developments.
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Ayula OneOne @ayulaone.one · 16/07/2026
This rumination brought to you by my thinking too much about @leaftilde.bsky.social's valid and correct haterposting.
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Ayula OneOne @ayulaone.one · 15/07/2026
When will they create one of these deeply annoying omnipresent shared kinkverses that's for the doms actually, that's what I want to know.
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Ayula OneOne @ayulaone.one · 15/07/2026
Like, give me a story about a girl who miserably trudges to the human-sorting facility when she comes of age to get chipped and domesticated etc and then when she gets there they just hand her a leash and she and the girlfailure on the other end just big their eyes at each other in confusion
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Ayula OneOne @ayulaone.one · 15/07/2026
"There must be some mistake, I'm not an owner, I'm nothing like any of the owners I know" "Nobody ever is, hun, you'll grow into it. The computer doesn't make mistakes. Now call your property to heel and go, you're holding up the line."
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British Fantasy Society @britfantasysoc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We're officially in the countdown to Fantasycon 2026: just EIGHT DAYS until we meet in Glasgow! Tickets are still available for both individual days and the whole weekend. Get the details ➡️ britishfantasysociety.org/events-2/fan...
A graphic advertises 10 days until Fantasycon 2026, to be held from 9-11 October in Glasgow. It's illustrated with tentacles and parchment paper
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Ayula OneOne @ayulaone.one · 23/09/2026
See you say you want those witchy goth girls to "pass you around like a blunt rotation" but as soon as they use their magic to shrink you down and roll you up and light you suddenly you're "scared" and "don't want to die"
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Ayula OneOne @ayulaone.one · 19/09/2026
Aunt.
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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson
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Ayula OneOne @ayulaone.one · 21/07/2025
Quite possibly the biggest "That's part of the Alternate History" fans of Necessary Adjustments will need to swallow is the fact that because of the stupid way I chose to name the primary antagonist and then her husband as they appeared, the underlying plot of chapters 8 and now 9 is impossible.
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Ayula OneOne @ayulaone.one · 07/09/2026
I may have to come back from my break to finish Lights and Sound, just so I have something to sell come FantasyCon. So... stay tuned, I guess!
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Ayula OneOne @ayulaone.one · 07/09/2026
Oho? What's that on row 14 of the published programme's panels tab? Could it be? sheet.zohopublic.eu/sheet/publis...
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Ayula OneOne @ayulaone.one · 01/09/2026
In order: @ashleyfinch.bsky.social, me, @steb.bsky.social (possibly, though arguably the jester's privilege one fits better)
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Ayula OneOne @ayulaone.one · 30/08/2026
Considering coming back to finish and release Lights And Sound in the next few weeks despite not really feeling it right now for a reason I think I'm not yet allowed to talk about.
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Ayula OneOne @ayulaone.one · 30/08/2026
Found it.
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Ayula OneOne @ayulaone.one · 19/03/2025
Oh thank fuck ol'reliable is on here already Get ready to see this post every time I'm going through it coping with "it's not IBS cause it doesn't hurt"
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Ayula OneOne @ayulaone.one · 19/03/2025
Why is it called the restroom etc etc
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Ayula OneOne @ayulaone.one · 30/08/2026
Load of reruns behind me in a trail and yet I can't actually find the post I want to boost.
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Ayula OneOne @ayulaone.one · 24/12/2024
It's not "gifted kid syndrome" you paranoid twink I've been giving you drugs that fog up your brain in your coffee. Why? Because they'll give you a perfect bubble butt and that's more important you idiot what kind of question is that?
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Ayula OneOne @ayulaone.one · 19/03/2025
It's important for you guys to understand when I say I want to be a "baddie" I'm not just talking about having messy relationships and a fat ass.
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Ayula OneOne @ayulaone.one · 19/03/2025
*In an incredibly suspect and sinister innuendo voice that makes you really uncomfortable* I'm a simple girl, all I want is for my extended relationship with a man to contribute massively to his character development and change him as a person.
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Ayula OneOne @ayulaone.one · 27/03/2025
Sharing my riff from when Lexi originally posted this
Witchmum doesn't dress like a witch any more and is just a kinda schlubby yummy mummy cause she thought her legacy was done and she got tired of making the effort and then when her daughter comes out she's rummaging around in the attic on her hands and knees in her plain sweater and momjeans saying "I know it's around here somewhere, just let me find it. It won't fit you as is, of course, you're much taller and broader than I was, but we can fix that...if I can remember the spell...if not I'll get the sewing kit and we'll let it out the mortal way...is that it there? No that's the Christmas decorations...you know we might get away with the hat, it's a little out of fashion strictly nowadays but wide brim black cone is always a classic and always will be as long as mortals keep putting it in cartoons, and I always had a big head anyway so we might be close...damn that's the box with the stained glass from the old front door window...your father was going to fix that back in the day but then I turned him into a duck and ate him before he could. Should've known about you when you never seemed interested in that sort of thi-HERE it is."
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Ayula OneOne @ayulaone.one · 06/05/2025
*Guardian op-ed voice* six months ago, my seemingly normal wife told me apropos of nothing that she "tired of the petty limitations of this mortal body" and that she would be"transitioning" forthwith.
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Ayula OneOne @ayulaone.one · 06/05/2025
In doctor's visits kept secret from me she had acquired a prescription for "the primal metamorphic essence of great wyrm queens past" (which apparently comes in little ether vials that look not like anything so much as heroin) and had already been taking the stuff for a week.
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Ayula OneOne @ayulaone.one · 06/05/2025
I, of course, was devastated. How could my wife ruin her body like this, warping it to a shape fit to serve as cruel demigoddess of our parish and broodmother of man's new scaled overlords when we had both just signed a mortgage together? It was a baffling decision.
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Ayula OneOne @ayulaone.one · 06/05/2025
Quite unwillingly, I had joined the ranks of an exclusive and bereaved club: That of "trans dinners".
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Ayula OneOne @ayulaone.one · 06/05/2025
This I now know because yesterday my wife (who as a result of the drugs she has taken is now fourteen feet tall, scaled and spined all over and possessed of a long crocodilian mouth of disgusting teeth and six glowing yellow eyes) announced her intention to eat me.
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Ayula OneOne @ayulaone.one · 06/05/2025
I can only assume that she was led astray by influential new friends; one of those cults we hear so much about. I asked her to be reasonable of course but all she said was "I have wings now Steph tell me that's not sick as hell" and "Why are you being such a downer Stephanie?"
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Ayula OneOne @ayulaone.one · 06/05/2025
She offered to make me her "high priestess" but when I reminded her that incense makes me nauseous (I was rather offended that she had forgotten) she told me "if you can't stop whining I'm going to make you into something more useful Steph."
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Ayula OneOne @ayulaone.one · 06/05/2025
Apparently "something more useful" meant more of her. Thankfully I was able to grab hold of my laptop before being scooped into her slavering jaws so I can finish this article before I'm properly digested.
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Ayula OneOne @ayulaone.one · 06/05/2025
She is still talking (no doubt about herself) but frankly it was hard enough to understand the three disparate echoing voices she talked in at once while I was outside (I think one of them had some sort of unsavoury foreign accent- don't know where she gets these ideas)
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Ayula OneOne @ayulaone.one · 06/05/2025
No doubt once I've been rendered into belly fat she'll default on the mortgage too. Typical.
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Ayula OneOne @ayulaone.one · 15/08/2025
Girls (5'7") will say things like this to me (6'1") and then when we're in a room together and I hike my dress up suddenly six inches is a lot.
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Ayula OneOne @ayulaone.one · 26/08/2026
My vertices!
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Ayula OneOne @ayulaone.one · 23/08/2026
Ayula OneOne.
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Ayula OneOne @ayulaone.one · 21/08/2026
I'm the kid who reminds the teacher we had homework except the teacher is "the presenter(s) of your convention panel on trans people in science fiction and related topics" and the homework is "mentioning Isabel Fall in any capacity whatsoever" and also you can never make me feel shame.
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Ayula OneOne @ayulaone.one · 19/08/2026
I am enjoying my sabbatical. I will return to writing at some point but I think I'll have to think about how I want to handle that because posting on AO3 and getting AO3 comments makes me want to get fucking Kirked.
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Alexis Raine @steb.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
life would be made about 50x better if it made your body go all warm and cozy and relaxed like you're under a nice blanket whenever someone is cranking their shit thinking about you doing internet pervert things to them
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Ayula OneOne @ayulaone.one · 08/08/2026
OH SHIT IT'S VORE DAY
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Ayula OneOne @ayulaone.one · 02/08/2026
(TAWS voice) Climax, climax. Pull out!
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Ayula OneOne @ayulaone.one · 02/08/2026
(TAWS voice) Climax, climax. Pull out!
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Ayula OneOne @ayulaone.one · 31/07/2026
Interested in recommendations from those with experience as to places to host embeddable nsfw audio. I'm looking into soliciting readings of some of my stories thus far and want to know what the place to host that that I'll run into the fewest problems with is.
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Ayula OneOne @ayulaone.one · 30/07/2026
They KEEP FUCKING DOING IT
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SexTheHex @sexthehex.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Gamer girls be like "Yes I'm gay. Yes I love a guy. It's called spawncamping."
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
YOU THEY SAY ALL SMUTPOSTERS ARE CREATED EQUAL BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT SISSYSLUT69, AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENTS NOT TRUE. SEE NORMALLY IF YOU WERE TO GO ONE-ON-ONE, YOU'D HAVE A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I'M A CUM WEIRDO, AND I'M NOT NORMAL. SO SISSYSLUT HAS A 25 PERCENTS CHANCE
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Ayula OneOne @ayulaone.one · 18/07/2026
Thinking about these two today. Remember when it was all about them? So long ago now. They're still up to freak shit btw. You think acting guildmaster is a less stressful position for Vinny? She needs her pup time.
Two images. On the left: Judith, a pale-skinned gold-filigree-decorated woman in a skimpy but ornate lacquered red leather outfit with crescent-shaped horns on the headdress. On the right: Lavinia, an also white woman with a pixie cut and practical if overdesigned armoured blue leather street clothes. Judith is smirking slightly and gesturing expectantly at the camera. Lavinia is smiling intently at something she is squatting down to examine with magical-looking detective's tools. The Judith image us by Joshua Raphael and the Lavinia one is by Chris Rahn.
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Ayula OneOne @ayulaone.one · 16/07/2026
Another idea: 40 year old facebook/fetlife spanky yummy mummy sub gets isekai'd to a @steb.bsky.social femdom snuffverse version of her own reality and rapidly Discovers Some Things that eventually kill her desire to find out how to return.
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Ayula OneOne @ayulaone.one · 16/07/2026
The purpose of this narrative is, ofc, that ownergirl starts out performing only the most perfunctory actions of ownership required by the societal enforcement of the dynamic & otherwise treats propertygirl as a peer who is her co-victim of this dreadful mistake and deserves a real owner, buttttt...
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