Reposted by Barrel Chested EwokDr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 2h"Tell Katie... I want her to know it was me" 1635
Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 15hIs the tesla the board? Whomst is doing the kicking? The wee driver inside? 110
Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 18hShe should've said I'm as much of an attorney as Hillary Clinton 000
Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 18hBetting strategy should be whichever team has more people named McGlinchey 000
Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 19hI watched some of Visionquest and am very confident sight unseen that Digger must be better 000
Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Lotta fountain drinks especially at movie theatres taste like they have mold in the lines. Coke mostly covers up the mold (or kills it) but sprite-type drinks usually reveal it. This is imho. I don't think any government agency ever tests the tubes that go from syrup box to fountain station 000
Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Where would Iran fire it from and why would they skip over a bunch of targets just to hit the west coast of north america? It's ludicrous to wishcast a nuke onto the states that didn't vote for you 010
Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 14/10/2026how long before trump makes SI the white house press secretary? 000
Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 14/10/2026"only **I** make money off my presidency!! Who does she think she is!" 020
Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 13/10/2026static.klipy.comMichael BluthALT: Michael Bluth 000
Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I bought some (4) soup bowls from an online store three years ago. Only interaction ever. Today they alerted me that they are changing their terms of service. Why 020
Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Is it ok to hope that the next Mission Impossible features TC in the same makeup? 020
Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 13/10/2026It's like complaining all planes are long and skinny. It's literally the only kind of new home construction anyone can afford other than mega millionaires 080
Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 13/10/2026static.klipy.comLucille Bluth's Iconic 'Good For Her' - Arrested DevelopmentALT: Lucille Bluth's Iconic 'Good For Her' - Arrested Development 100
Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 13/10/2026You don't have to be a book to have a dust jacket 000
Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 13/10/2026He wanted to live forever but somehow ended up the world's expert on morning wood instead. That's like trying to fly to Mars and accidentally ending up a plumber instead 010
Reposted by Barrel Chested Ewokregular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 12/10/2026i’ll be saying “tiffany you have raging boners too” for years from this day forward to zero effect but idc 731977188
Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Someone just asked me if i thought vampires go pee ever and I said yes and they didn't agree. They thought vampires only ever drink blood nothing else so they never have to pee. 120
Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 11/10/2026How long until we get a college football player named Verticality or is it already too late? 000
Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Why did Home Depot pick the most miserable asshole to be their spokesperson? 000
Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Are there multiple kinds of assfish such that this one needed an modifier 011
Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 11/10/2026It's the same in legal drafting. Get you something pretty shitty really quickly™ 000
Reposted by Barrel Chested EwokMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I love taking the train between San Diego and Los Angeles since it's such a gorgeous view but there's just no way it'll still exist on the same track a generation from now. www.instagram.com/reels/DeSCAh... 1794809896
Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I don't care which team you root for, beating your #1 ranked main rival like this is cool 0230
Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 10/10/2026My dad's division did the first amphibious landing in vietnam circa 1967. Trained for it on Okinawa. They thought it would be like D-Day but there was no opposition. Still, some of them almost drowned in rough seas going from battleship to landing vehicle on a cargo net. 050
Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 10/10/2026static.klipy.comEddie Steeples: Oh The HorrorALT: Eddie Steeples: Oh The Horror 010
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Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 10/10/2026They only pay to hire the non-white attendees in presidential election years, not midterms 010
Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Dr Frankenstein was very particular that his monster's actions were not attributable to himself. 000
Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Amazing that the owner of beauty pageants would say this 000
Barrel Chested Ewok @ayosteve.bsky.social · 10/10/2026If you run up on any vehicle with a mask and a gun and start shouting and punching the window everyone will panic and drive off. Show a badge. Identify yourself. Take your mask off. Don't start with a gun drawn and leveled at the suspect. 020
