Aylene @ayleneinnz.bsky.social · 4hY'know, a few years ago I'd never have believed this could happen. How things have changed 😢 000
Reposted by AyleneYorrike. @yorrike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026We’ve all been there. You’re stumbling home drunk and you have to nip into the bushes because you’re busting for a weave. 411526
Aylene @ayleneinnz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Have you been kidnapped? Is this your "help me" phrase?? 070
Aylene @ayleneinnz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Back in the days when we just needed to get to know him 😆 🤣 😂 150
Reposted by AyleneTHE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 02/10/2026“… And then the creatures yanked him out of the ground, skinned him alive, boiled him, and ate him. The end. Now go to sleep!” 343370
Aylene @ayleneinnz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm always so tired the week after daylight saving kicks in 🥱 061
Reposted by AyleneNick Baker @nickbaker.digital · 28/09/2026The top 4 most unidentifiable school lunches so far. See how well you do in the quiz - the average score is 8.6/15 174423
Aylene @ayleneinnz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Love a new game Long Story Short #50 🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦 Cut a sentence to five of its own words. sheets.works/s/ip58nsheets.worksLong Story Short #50Cut a sentence to five of its own words. A daily word game. 010
Aylene @ayleneinnz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Yes! I shook my head many, many times reading the comments 🙄 100
Aylene @ayleneinnz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026And yet I'm embarrassed to admit he has many supporters here in Ngāmotu/New Plymouth 210
Aylene @ayleneinnz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I remind the kids to put their clocks forward when they go to bed, and they scoff at me. "Our phones do it automatically" they say 🤷♀️ 080
Aylene @ayleneinnz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The Cake Eating company. Seems like the stuff of dreams 😋 000
Reposted by AyleneThe Spinoff @thespinoff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026‘We all sit the same exams’: What people get wrong about targeted admission schemesthespinoff.co.nz‘We all sit the same exams’: What people get wrong about targeted admission schemesA recent review of the Māori and Pacific Admission Scheme at the University of Auckland is yet to be released, but brings up a stale narrative. 095
Aylene @ayleneinnz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Can't imagine Mrs Kawana accepting a book review on a book I hadn't read back in 5th form English 030
Aylene @ayleneinnz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Such a shock at the supermarket yesterday when I went to buy supplies to feed my obsession 020
Aylene @ayleneinnz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026That's the thing. Leave people's appearances alone. Criticise the actual important stuff. 100
Aylene @ayleneinnz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"Have your boarding passes ready", yet there's always someone, usually just in front on me, who has to fossick around for their pass 🙄 160
Aylene @ayleneinnz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I don't think we tell/show people often enough how much of a difference they make in our lives, so I'm on a bit of a personal mission to change that 😊 120
Aylene @ayleneinnz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026What a year! You often bring joy, so it's good we still have you 😊 130
Aylene @ayleneinnz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I was just thinking the very same thing. Y'know, this time next week it'll be 8.20pm, so perfectly acceptable 😜 030
Aylene @ayleneinnz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Love it when it's light enough to sit out on the deck and enjoy an end of week wine 040
Aylene @ayleneinnz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I have a good feeling about today! Wordle 1,917 2/6 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 140
Aylene @ayleneinnz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I have grandad's autograph book. Probably 100+yrs old now. Full of truly magnificent penmanship. 230
Reposted by AyleneNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Doctors say that the measles outbreak in Pennsylvania is likely due to low rates of vaccination. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and drives around with dead bear cubs in his van says it’s caused by chemtrails. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust. 221127244
Reposted by AyleneDavid Ritchie @dritchie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Deborah Russell knitting during QT got more critical coverage than Paul Henry calling the Greens subhuman and Christopher Luxon's "cry me a river" combined. #nzpol 415574
Aylene @ayleneinnz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Can report the husband enjoyed his "high-end restaurant" sized serving of asparagus. I never partake coz it tastes like peas 🤢 031
Reposted by AyleneDylan Reeve @dylanreeve.com · 17/09/2026I saw the Labour Party's social media video clip of this exchange and went to find the full video because I thought surely it wasn't really as bad as it seemed. Context didn't make it better. 15620
