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Madame Plague

@ayeitsjuno.bsky.social
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🚫MDNI🚫 Hey! I'm Madame Plague, but you can call me Juno. I am 25 years old. My pronouns are She/Her, and They/Them. I'm an Autistic, Yallternative Goth, metal head, gaming, chronically stoned artist. If you find me to be funny, I'd suggest therapy. Cheers.

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Thomas Fortenberry @thomasfortenberry.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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Madame Plague @ayeitsjuno.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I'm watching my friend refuse to get help in real fucking time. He's a step away from going homeless and refuses to get help because assholes have convinced him he deserves to STARVE because he can't find a job fast enough in this shitty ass economy. I found out he's been starving himself.
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Madame Plague @ayeitsjuno.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
It's hard these days. There's so much wrong, and I try to be a good person. I try and I hope I do enough to make a change. We have forgotten so much about community despite how the Internet makes it so easy to interact with others. I want people to be safe, and happy. I want justice for victims.
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Madame Plague @ayeitsjuno.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
My boyfriend can't grow his beard out due to work, and as silly as this sounds, I'm mourning his beard.
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Madame Plague @ayeitsjuno.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Stoned. Anyways
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Madame Plague @ayeitsjuno.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Man I'm ngl I feel like a sim who can't get their social out of the red. All 3 people I talk to are busy
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Madame Plague @ayeitsjuno.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Anyone else playing Fallout 76 on the Xbox rn? I primarily run events, launch nukes, and work on building my camp. I would like some friends to play with
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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 14/04/2026
Turned on NBC. They talked about “President tipping a DoorDash driver $100”. This woman participated in GOP ads before playing other roles. There is no DoorDash deliveries to the Oval Office. Please exercise proper judgement when consuming news.
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Madame Plague @ayeitsjuno.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
To my Father, who begs for Mercy: Take from the fill you withheld from my childhood, and use it for yourself. There is none for you here.
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Madame Plague @ayeitsjuno.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Existential Crisis first thing in the morning to set the mood
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12/02/2026
under questioning by Rand Paul, ICE officials confirm that yelling at officers is not assault and recording officers is not a crime
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Madame Plague @ayeitsjuno.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Him and I ♥
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Madame Plague @ayeitsjuno.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Why yes, I do cryptic post, how can you tell?
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Madame Plague @ayeitsjuno.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Welcome to being the Mom friend, where you can solve every problem but your own. Oh well.
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Madame Plague @ayeitsjuno.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I wanna learn about everything you love just so I can be able to talk to you about it (⁠づ⁠。⁠◕⁠‿⁠‿⁠◕⁠。⁠)⁠づ
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Madame Plague @ayeitsjuno.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I keep games I played with people from ages ago. Old friends, who I don't see. I keep that little bit of space taken up by them. Which is why it kills me to have to delete ours.
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Madame Plague @ayeitsjuno.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
That feeling when you think you're gonna have a nice evening with your man and instead he makes the most inconsiderate comment of the century and so now you get to spend your evening alone.
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Madame Plague @ayeitsjuno.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I just want to be truly seen for once. For the people I love to stop using my vulnerability as a weapon. Stop using my desire to be loved for once to make me be your toy. Please.
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
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Madame Plague @ayeitsjuno.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Babylon Bee Post claiming, "Researchers Believe Autism Is Caused By Trains Being So Gosh Darned Cool" with a heavily autistic child playing with a toy train as the accompanying photograph.
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✨ Neniv 🔮 | Wizard VTuber @neniv.com · 02/10/2025
What do I gotta do to smoke the shit that turns me into a magical girl
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Ayme @catcoconut.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I enjoy media without engaging in the wider fandom. Unless a pal happens to like it too, but I don’t know what most fans are saying. Imagine my shock after watching StarVs, enjoyed the ending n everything, and finding out years later ppl *HATED IT* So I’m glad I had no idea about the drama.
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
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Madame Plague @ayeitsjuno.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
This post has been brought to you by:
Period Tracking app "Flo" displays September 27th as Day of Ovulation
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Madame Plague @ayeitsjuno.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Watched my man be good with kids and now I wanna make him a father smh.
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Madame Plague @ayeitsjuno.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
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Madame Plague @ayeitsjuno.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
I can always trust my bestie to hype me up ✨️
A Youtube link to Papa Meat's "Karens are Horrifying" 
Madame Plague is quoting Hunter and Nick, saying, "Women over 25, Ew." This is followed by, "Me rapidly approaching 26". "My Wife" replies with an emoji of an old man. I love my wife, but he's mean
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Madame Plague @ayeitsjuno.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Fell for an AI image, Im 25. Is Ai getting better, or am I getting old? Or is it both? (And when I say better I just mean more realistic results, I think its trash.)
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Madame Plague @ayeitsjuno.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
My boyfriend is looking through the D+ app and found this bug
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Madame Plague @ayeitsjuno.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
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Madame Plague @ayeitsjuno.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Imma have to marry him fr
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Madame Plague @ayeitsjuno.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
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Madame Plague @ayeitsjuno.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Simping so hard for him I drew our DbD characters
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
"i pronouns you femcel and boywife" - the woke pastor
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Madame Plague @ayeitsjuno.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Told this man I loved flowers yesterday and he went out and got me some. We haven't dated a month yet and I'm ready to marry him.
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Madame Plague @ayeitsjuno.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
My chest hurts a little bit. There's this new pain I'm feeling. I was on the phone with my boyfriend, as he was driving to work. Honestly, I was so infatuated with the conversation I forgot he was going at all. He made me laugh and he just let me have that moment before telling me he made it to work
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Madame Plague @ayeitsjuno.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Flirting with your partner like you're not dating is the best feeling for real
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Madame Plague @ayeitsjuno.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
[MDNI] Honestly, being loved is my kink. Although my last partner was very big and strong and could toss me around like a sack of potatoes, my libido was never high with him. But with the nerd guy who genuinely loves me and watches Dr. Who clips? I'm worse than a cat in heat.
A man is begging a woman, quote: "I Love You. We have to get married. Ruin my life. Please"
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
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carolmac80💙🌈☮️🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇸🇺🇦🧿🌊 @carolmac80.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
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Estel Cooper @estel62.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
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Nathan Smith Manley Cyclist, Advocate, & Author @nathansmithmanley.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
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Madame Plague @ayeitsjuno.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
My ex cheats on me and then tells me no one is gonna want me: 👿 The dating app Im on:
There are 273 people who have sent me likes within a week
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
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Madame Plague @ayeitsjuno.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Lets be strange together
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
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