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Axelfish 🍳

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I no longer make sausage for a living.

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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Twenty eight days until I move away from USA. Yes I am excited, but also a bit disappointed in myself. Trying to put some distance btw myself and Trump/Maga is one factor why we’ve decided to live abroad for a few yrs.
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Why pose the question and not let anyone to answer it?
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
At the post office today: Me: I need 2 rolls of stamps please. Clerk: We’re all out of stamps. Me: Clerk: Me: But you’re the post office. Clerk: Me: Ok thanks.
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
For Puppy Day, here is Finnegan.
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Leaving for Italy Saturday. It’s an 8 day house hunting trip. Maybe a year or two away from USA will help improve my bleak outlook on the future of my country?
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Road sign says ‘Bump in Road’. Had they considered simply fixing the bump in the road and skip putting up a sign?
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WTFGOP a.k.a on Twitter @Doggintrump @wtfgop.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman gets her PHD
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
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@epistemiccrisis on Instagram: "#maga #trump #health"
This video exposes the harsh reality of dementia treatment and the risks associated with Kasunla injections. A physical therapist with 14 years of experience shares his expertise on the benefits and d...
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
The most aggressive of all pit bull breeds is the Mosh Pit.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?
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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 13/09/2025
The fact that Matthew Dowd lost his job for pointing out Charlie Kirk’s hate speech, while Brian Kilmeade openly suggests we should euthanize the homeless and there is zero outrage, shows exactly what is terribly wrong with today’s political mainstream media.
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Mackinac Bridge Labor Day walk 2025. Hey Big Gretch, are you here?
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Ian Bassin @ianbassin.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
If a president wanted to become effectively a dictator, he’d likely: 1. Purge govt of non loyalists 2. Weaponize law against opponents 3. Use military to police opposition strongholds 4. Threaten media, schools, businesses w penalties to get them to heel 5. Change election rules in his favor.
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Coming soon, Blu and Ellie in their plane.
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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Well well well it looks like someone doesn’t know how to work the repost button
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
This little guy was near my home on Beaver Islamd, MI. Maybe a northern saw-whet owl? He was small.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 30/06/2025
i think it is a sign of low character to post something controversial knowing it will get angry comments and then insult the people who responded to your ragebait
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Bumped into Lou Holtz in the aisle of a plane deboarding in Charlotte. He was pleasant.
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Hard to say since nobody can comment on your skeets. 😕
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Rob Reiner Fan @rob-reiner-fan.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
“He is granting audiences to people who buy his meme coin. When the sitting president of the United States is selling access for what are effectively payments directly to him. There is no question that that rises to the level of an impeachable offense.” Sen. Jon Ossoff
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
If the Vatican were in the southern hemisphere, would the meeting to pick a new pope be a papal convex?
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
For national pet day, here’s our crew.
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
If we’re going to have a fascist bigoted POS president, is it too much to ask to have one with decent taste?
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Only 46 more months of this administration.
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
If I enlist is the US Space Force, at basic training am I a space cadet?
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
I’m watching NCAA tournament. There’s a commercial for Trump endorsing a state politician, Randy Fine (running for Florida Senate). You They are fucking literally saying Trump and Fine will protect Medicare and Social Security. I’m in to my fifth bourbon and it’s not enough by any fucking measure.
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
#econsky. Add it to your feed
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I propose a ban this weekend on use of the term “punched their ticket “.
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
New exec order by Trump73 banning the use of the semi colon. Says it’s fake punctuation made up by academic liberals and is very nasty.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
KEEP CALLING. PEEL OFF ALL DEM SENATORS YOU CAN. ☎️: (202) 224-3121 Tell them to vote NO on Cloture and NO on CR. Vote is pushed to after 1:15ish for now. Situation is fluid. The only public YES votes are Schumer and Fetterman. They need 7-8 total. KEEP CALLING. Call retiring Senators too!
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Laurence H. Tribe @tribelaw.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Right on! And the great Williams & Connolly has stepped up to defend Perkins Coie from the same savage and lawless attack on law and justice. I call on all my fellow lawyers to show such principled courage. If you’re too chicken, then stop calling yourself a lawyer. open.substack.com/pub/contrari...
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Calling All Ethical Lawyers
In the face of Trump's retributive assaults on our justice system, the duty of the legal community cannot be clearer: fight back
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
If I worry too much about drinking my super expensive bourbon, is that neurosis of the liver?
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Finnegan and Ellie. Just for fun…
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Kool Karyn @koolkaryn.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Please Participate If You Can. Kindly Repost! 💙😎
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 03/02/2025
The world’s richest man who no one elected just walked into the US Treasury, stole your Social Security number, and Trump let him. You deserve to know why this is happening - call your member of Congress and Senators (202) 224-3121 and ask why.
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Canada is considering renaming this body of water ‘Lake Canuck’. What do ya think, eh?
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 26/01/2025
WHO DID THIS!
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Dear world: From henceforth the current POTUS shall be referred to as Trump73. Please disseminate accordingly.
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Here’s a big F-you to Facebook and zithead for adding tRump and jd Vance as me following on FB on Jan 20. Wtf!
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Call me Rick. @potusbumblephuq.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
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