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Axelfish 🍳

@axelfish.bsky.social
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I no longer make sausage for a living.

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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 13h
It’s ‘highly accepted’.
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 17h
We’ve moved on to toast fucking.
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That’s what people say about his shorts.
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Would that still be 100 horsepower?
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s called acid reflux, maybe you’ve ‘gurd’ of it?
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Maybe it’s like the KFC recipe?
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Don’t underestimate it. I’m sure it also looks weird in person.
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Moron.
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She’s been embalmed already I see. Sweet.
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So an ‘abstract interest’ in something is what, something trivial or not likely to ever actually materialize? I would say that describes me winning the lottery, but not a woman potentially becoming pregnant you fucking corrupt dipshit.
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The offense is off tonight. Which, with this horrible defense, is most certainly a loss for the lions. 
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
People who are tempted by this BS, they’ve already proven their stupidity for years by supporting Trump.
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My wife on occasion suggests we ‘play it by year’.
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Insurance underwriting is a black hole. I have no idea whether this guy has made 1000 claims in the past or none. If he has a good history, he should shop his insurance. But yes, insurance can really suck. Until the time comes when you need it, and it actually works, on occasion.
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You mean like slippers?
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
True. But what’s more pathetic is the stupidity of this person believing she’ll actually get a check. 
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s impossible to have enough energy to properly react to his endless stupidity.
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The sunset was great this over at the top of the Lake.
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Another social media platform suspended me because I pushed back against people who were praising Charlie Kirk and his so-called courage. Seriously fucked up. 
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bondi, Noem.
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trump not having legal authority has never been a deterrent.
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Done.
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He is the dumbest motherfucker.
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here’s me camping on Lake Michigan tonight. Beautiful!
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The courts need to hold people in contempt. Lock them up.
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Red neck farmer, or necessary due to the crop being worked?
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’ve always wondered why they are called bangs.
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Is there a body in it?
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Other than the games they won, they’ve only lost.
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Twenty eight days until I move away from USA. Yes I am excited, but also a bit disappointed in myself. Trying to put some distance btw myself and Trump/Maga is one factor why we’ve decided to live abroad for a few yrs.
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What jobs pay federal minimum wage?
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not sure this is accurate.
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Actually is doesn’t.
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I once asked someone to explain the word pedantic to me.
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yesterday I did flu, Covid, pneumonia and rsv. Arms are a little sore but all good.
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My only response is ‘go the fuck away!’
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Killjoys.
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Didn’t the court recently rule that the Pentagon restricting the press was unlawful?
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Visited there a few weeks ago for the first time. It totally sucked.
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That’s actually a good idea, a receivership. Someone influential should pursue that.
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Office Space Bobs Reacting
ALT: Office Space Bobs Reacting
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m at the end of the line. Moving out of the country next month because I just need physical space from my home country. 
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t attribute the mass exhaustion to Covid. I attribute it to the political environment of the past 10 years, more specifically Trump fatigue.  People are exhausted of his nonstop bullshit, along with constant turmoil and division and elevated hate he creates.
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Very nice!
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Even anti-bacterial soap? Fuuuuck.
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sheeran says it was the promoter, not he, who removed Macklemore. Macklemore’s contract was with the promoter. But yes, I suppose Sheeran could himself tell them he’s not performing.
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I really doubt he is banging Harp. Diaper parties, sure. She no doubt cleans his bottom and pats him dry while telling him what a string and clever boy he is. I imagine there’s also some weird stuff going on. But he’s not banging her.
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s thinking like this that will result in the Tigers going 2-8 over the next two weeks. It’s just how the universe works.
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He can sure pack a lot of lies in a small space.
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Axelfish 🍳 @axelfish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He’s ready for Jeopardy.
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