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I make TTRPGs and mead, mostly. See the former here: awkwardturtle.games

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AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 15/08/2026
Getting some Chubby Bear Salmon Gobble playtesting in this morning.
Chubby Bear Salmon Gobble board game being played on an outdoor table. Translucent fish shaped dice of various colors are scattered around atop printed score cards and player mats.
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AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 12/08/2026
Considering the degrees of jank involved in my modelling of them in FreeCAD they came out so much better than they had any right to.
Rows of fish dice arranged in the colors of the trans pride flag.
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AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 12/08/2026
I was really close to custom designing and hand making the normal "cuboid" d6s the game needs, but after getting a taste for how much work this was already going to be I changed course. I'd never compromise on the fish dice though, haha.
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AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 12/08/2026
Thank you! As much as this process has had a real learning curve to it, I'm genuinely so pleased with how the dice are turning out. They're so goofy and chunky and fun to roll.
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AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 12/08/2026
Time to log back off of social media so I can get to work making another uhhhh... let me check my notes... 800 fish dice. Sometimes I think all my hobbies are just self inflicted torment.
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AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 12/08/2026
I have plans to also cut and block print player mats, after a playtest with my parents where my mom said it'd be nice to have them (thank you mom for adding to my workload, lol). Thankfully I have come to my senses and will be just ordering the cards + normal dice rather than hand making them all.
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AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 12/08/2026
There's also this delightful woodcut bear first player token a friend is making for me. This is a prototype, and the final ones will either be engraved or stamped similar to the bags with more Evlyn artwork.
Woodcut bear token, who is both chubby and eating fish.
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AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 12/08/2026
Then the bags, which my lovely wife @weeshtable.bsky.social is sewing. The one shown here is the first prototype, final dimensions and fabrics are being worked out still. The delightful artwork is by @evlynmoreau.bsky.social and block printed with a 3d printed stamp.
Test of block printing art onto a fabric bag. Left is the bag, middle is the stamp with ink applied, right is a paper test print. The art itself is a cartoon bear fumbling fish back into the river, surrounded by the text "Chubby Bear Salmon Gobble". A bunch of fish dice are on the table nearby.
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AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 12/08/2026
I learned how to make resin dice from scratch for this project and wow did I not fully appreciate how much time, money, and effort would be involved in trying to "mass produce" custom fish dice. From mold making, to casting, to painting in all the numbers and eyes.
Silicone molds for fish dice next to a bunch of recently unmolded pink fish dice.Filled fish dice molds inside a "pressure pot" for curing.
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AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 12/08/2026
I briefly awaken from my social media hiatus to share progress pictures of Chubby Bear Salmon Gobble! It's a push your luck dice rolling game where you play as bears at the Katmai National Park trying to catch and eat salmon to gain weight for the winter. First up, the fish dice.
Three fish shaped dice stacked atop each other, they are the trans pride colors. First a blue four sided fish die, then a white six sided, then a pink eight sided on top.
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Mythworks is making the Myth Work @mythworks.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
David Lombardo explains what goes into the twist-filled CRYPTOBIOLOGY. www.myth.works/blogs/artist... @awkwardturtle.games
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CBR+PNK Designer Spotlight: David Lombardo & Brian Stauffer
We're rounding out our last set of designer spotlights this week! Up next is CRYPTOBIOLOGY creators David Lombardo and Brian Stauffer - a score involving a velociraptor with an unexpected twist! Let's...
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Brian Stauffer @brstf.games · 29/05/2025
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AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 10/01/2025
The two big projects that I will totally eventually finish are: Brighter Worlds, my whimsical fantasty TTRPG with modular crunch: www.brighterworldsrpg.com Meteor, my Cairn hack for playing MoSh modules: www.meteorrpg.com Both are entirely playable in their current state, but both need polishing.
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Home
WIP website for the WIP game Brighter Worlds.
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AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 10/01/2025
Thanks for the tag!
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Amanda P. will be at PAX Unplugged @weirdwonder.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I wrote a defense for the garlic press, whose honor needs no defending. Also some thoughts on what I personally like in rpgs as I continue in this hobby. Everyone can have different fun. #ttrpg #osr weirdwonder.bearblog.dev/the-garlic-p...
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In Defense of the Garlic Press
On Garlic Presses and tabletop roleplaying games
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AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 22/12/2024
Wow I totally forgot about Cairn at the Ren Faire. It is still about 80% finished. Totally going to finish Meteor one of these days as well...
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AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 22/12/2024
This took longer to get up than I intended because I went down a rabbit hole of setting up a new website and jekyll blog rather than use my old blogger site.
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AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 22/12/2024
PAXU Microreviews! awkwardturtle.games/boardgames/2... I wrote small reviews for all 20 something #boardgames I played over the weekend of PAX unplugged.
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Brian Stauffer @brstf.games · 15/12/2024
I had the good pleasure of reading proof copies of some of these adventures and they're great! Full of great ideas for mousey adventures and fantastic art and graphic design to tie them all together. So happy these are finally released! 🐭
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AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 10/12/2024
The Fish Dice (by @dcponcho.bsky.social)! If I can figure out a way to economically make a ton of fish dice I may try to sell a very very limited run of Chubby Bear Salmon Goggle next year at PAXU. Meanwhile: more playtesting and probably some rules tweaks based on excellent suggestions by Amanda.
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Brian Stauffer @brstf.games · 08/12/2024
The #paxu haul! Games from the fantastic Indie games night market, Tokyo games market, some great exhibitors (Saashi finally in the US!), and some flea market acquisitions. A successful pax!
Pictured is a lot of board game boxes including: Bus & Stop, Remember our Trip, 1 A.M. Jailbreak, High Tide (bring your own pieces version), Yokai Septet, Deep Sea Adventure and Souvenirs from Venice felt case from Oink, Modern Art Oink edition, Leviathan Wilds, Spectral, Out of Sorts, Gachapon Trick, Agency, Draught Trick, Fairy, Prey, Deep Sea Mines, Ito, Typeset, The Werewolves bEat Robbers' Horror
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AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 08/12/2024
We played a mysterious game that doesn't exist at #PAXU! It was extremely fun! I would totally purchase it IF IT ACTUALLY EXISTED IN OUR UNIVERSE.
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AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 08/12/2024
Also the bear face! And I forgot @dcponcho.bsky.social is on bluesky now!
A 3d printed bear face as a lid.
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AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 08/12/2024
A friend of mine printed fish dice for my little PnP board game: Chubby Bear Salmon Gobble! They're so good! Look at these little guys!
Pocket mod of Chubby Bear Salmon Gobble, illustrated with a bear trying to catch fish. 

On the table next to it is a bear shaped box filled with fish shaped dice. A bunch of fish shaped dice sitting in a bear shaped box lid. A blue 3d printed six sided fish die. A yellow 3d printed four sided fish die.
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AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 05/11/2024
This is hugely beside the point, but that "I Voted" sticker is so much cooler than the one I got.
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SmallBu Animation @smallbu.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
Showtime
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AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 05/11/2024
Is this the first time a hack of a game is going to be released before the game itself? Maybe! Very cool to see some of the ideas I've been working on spun into new purposes and directions. Plus passing creative commons torch from #Cairn to Brighter Worlds to Oz! www.brighterworldsrpg.com
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WIP website for the WIP game Brighter Worlds.
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AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 05/11/2024
A game based on my own Brighter Worlds #TTRPG along with #Cairn is preparing to kickstart, about adventuring in Oz. Impressively the whole game will be public domain and free for reuse and hacking! www.kickstarter.com/projects/fre...
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Coming soon: The Lost Chronicles of Oz
A fun and open-licensed tabletop roleplaying game, set in the land of Oz, based on the Brighter Worlds SRD and Cairn RPG.
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Evlyn Moreau @evlynmoreau.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
I posted 10 scrappy robots on my patreon. Hoping they will find their way into the pages of some zines. www.patreon.com/posts/smol-r...
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Smol Robits | Evlyn Moreau
Get more from Evlyn Moreau on Patreon
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AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 02/11/2024
I'll admit I have to reference the cheat sheet for a lot of them, haha.
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AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 02/11/2024
I do love my bird key caps!
A computer keyboard (POK3R) where the letter keys are labeled with birds whose names start with the associated letters, rather than the letter characters themselves. Many of the other keys are replaced with unlabeled wooden keycaps. Next to the keyboard on the desk is a kobo with art of weird goblins on the sleep screen, and a raspberry pi.
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SmallBu Animation @smallbu.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Original Pat debut Mashup Crocodile Chop by @neilcic.com
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AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 30/10/2024
Yeah, less "no algorithm" and more "you decide your algorithm(s)".
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AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 29/10/2024
This is what came with mine. No idea where you'd get a hold of one though. If it's ever helpful, ping me and I can try and measure the exact dimensions of the ring.
Bulova Accutron watch face down with battery cavity opened. Next to it is the battery itself, a small nylon adapter ring for the battery, and the battery packaging. Package indicates the battery is an Energizer 394/380 Multidrain 1.55V.
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SmallBu Animation @smallbu.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
lmao vocals by my girl @leftatlondon.bsky.social
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AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 29/10/2024
Luckily the one I purchased came with a little nylon ring that allows a modern off the shelf battery to fit. Or at least I assume it's off the shelf and easy to find, the seller included a single backup so I haven't had to go searching yet.
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AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 29/10/2024
Yeah I am not looking forward to trying to find someone who can do work on it if (when) mine ever has issues.
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AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 29/10/2024
Look at my weird watch! It makes a cool humming noise! I have a bunch of fun history and technology anecdotes to share! It's the first watch to include a transistor! Wait, come back!
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AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 29/10/2024
Love seeing people talk about the Accutron in the wild. Amazing historical artifact, my favorite sort of technology that is simultaneously extremely clever and well engineered and also totally pointless in the modern world.
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AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 23/10/2024
Darien's hard work on the packing continues.
A tuxedo cat with a skinny tail is balanced precariously atop an open cardboard box, legs splayed to both sides of the top. Light from the window behind illuminates him, and makes his nearly hairless translucent ears practically glow.
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AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 19/10/2024
Darien is hard at work helping us pack.
A scrungly tuxedo cat is sprawled out, fast asleep on top of a stack of banker boxes. This skinny tail is curled up beside him, and a patch of sunlight is illuminating his tummy. Behind him is an empty board game shelf (previously where the contents of the banker boxes were stored).
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AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 19/10/2024
I regret to report that some of the goblins starring in this adventure *are* wearing shirts.
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AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 19/10/2024
Interdimensional Goblins! (Art by @n8hps.bsky.social layout by @brstf.games in my adventure Wizard Trash, Goblin Treasure.)
Inner spread of the zine Wizard Trash, Goblin Treasure. The zine is titled GOBLINS and features a half dozen goblins wearing and wielding various items of clothing and accessories from our real world. Such as a goblin with a stack of different baseball caps, holding a computer keyboard. Or a goblin wearing a trenchcoat and sunglasses throwing whole cans of beer from a six pack
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Amanda P. will be at PAX Unplugged @weirdwonder.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Halloween approaches. Do you desire space horrors? Check out Resonant, my #mothership adventure #osr
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AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 18/10/2024
Operating purely on vibes is the only way to handle "OSR" categorization without starting a holy war.
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AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 17/10/2024
Based on recent schedule woes the playing of games is more aspirational than anything else.
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AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 17/10/2024
I guess a piece of actual advice: if you own a domain do the thing under "change handle" in settings that lets you use your domain *as* your handle. It acts as verification (you have to have access to the domain's DNS settings to make it work) and also it just looks cooler than the default.
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AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 17/10/2024
Welcome to bluesky. I don't post very much (which makes me a great follow, imo) but when I do it's usually about TTRPGs, game design, mead making, and maybe some data analysis stuff on occasion. Here are pictures of my extremely doofus tuxedo cat Darien, and my extremely normal tabby cat Desdemona.
A doofy looking tuxedo cat lying in patches of sunlight and scratching at a cardboard cat scratcher. His ears have little enough hair that sunlight shining through them makes them appear to be glowing, and his tail has little enough hair on it to look a bit like a rat's tail.A quintessential tabby cat is snoozing soundly on a warm heating pad.
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AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 17/10/2024
I'm AwkwardTurtle! I mostly do weird dice gen stuff and ITO hacks. Most of the stuff I write is CC-BY so feel free to steal and remix. awkwardturtle.games Most popular: "Wallet Dungeons" Most proud of: "Wizard Trash, Goblin Treasure" Will eventually finish: "Brighter Worlds" and "Meteor"
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Where To Find Me
A digital business card.
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Sam Leigh @goblinmixtape.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
Sound off below if you're a TTRPG designer! Let's help everyone find each other.
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