AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 15/08/2026Getting some Chubby Bear Salmon Gobble playtesting in this morning. 150
AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 12/08/2026Considering the degrees of jank involved in my modelling of them in FreeCAD they came out so much better than they had any right to. 110
AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 12/08/2026I was really close to custom designing and hand making the normal "cuboid" d6s the game needs, but after getting a taste for how much work this was already going to be I changed course. I'd never compromise on the fish dice though, haha. 010
AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 12/08/2026Thank you! As much as this process has had a real learning curve to it, I'm genuinely so pleased with how the dice are turning out. They're so goofy and chunky and fun to roll. 010
AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 12/08/2026Time to log back off of social media so I can get to work making another uhhhh... let me check my notes... 800 fish dice. Sometimes I think all my hobbies are just self inflicted torment. 250
AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 12/08/2026I have plans to also cut and block print player mats, after a playtest with my parents where my mom said it'd be nice to have them (thank you mom for adding to my workload, lol). Thankfully I have come to my senses and will be just ordering the cards + normal dice rather than hand making them all. 250
AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 12/08/2026There's also this delightful woodcut bear first player token a friend is making for me. This is a prototype, and the final ones will either be engraved or stamped similar to the bags with more Evlyn artwork. 170
AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 12/08/2026Then the bags, which my lovely wife @weeshtable.bsky.social is sewing. The one shown here is the first prototype, final dimensions and fabrics are being worked out still. The delightful artwork is by @evlynmoreau.bsky.social and block printed with a 3d printed stamp. 184
AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 12/08/2026I learned how to make resin dice from scratch for this project and wow did I not fully appreciate how much time, money, and effort would be involved in trying to "mass produce" custom fish dice. From mold making, to casting, to painting in all the numbers and eyes. 1111
AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 12/08/2026I briefly awaken from my social media hiatus to share progress pictures of Chubby Bear Salmon Gobble! It's a push your luck dice rolling game where you play as bears at the Katmai National Park trying to catch and eat salmon to gain weight for the winter. First up, the fish dice. 54112
Reposted by AwkwardTurtleMythworks is making the Myth Work @mythworks.bsky.social · 08/07/2025David Lombardo explains what goes into the twist-filled CRYPTOBIOLOGY. www.myth.works/blogs/artist... @awkwardturtle.gamesmyth.worksCBR+PNK Designer Spotlight: David Lombardo & Brian StaufferWe're rounding out our last set of designer spotlights this week! Up next is CRYPTOBIOLOGY creators David Lombardo and Brian Stauffer - a score involving a velociraptor with an unexpected twist! Let's... 151
AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 10/01/2025The two big projects that I will totally eventually finish are: Brighter Worlds, my whimsical fantasty TTRPG with modular crunch: www.brighterworldsrpg.com Meteor, my Cairn hack for playing MoSh modules: www.meteorrpg.com Both are entirely playable in their current state, but both need polishing.brighterworldsrpg.comHomeWIP website for the WIP game Brighter Worlds. 000
Reposted by AwkwardTurtleAmanda P. will be at PAX Unplugged @weirdwonder.bsky.social · 28/12/2024I wrote a defense for the garlic press, whose honor needs no defending. Also some thoughts on what I personally like in rpgs as I continue in this hobby. Everyone can have different fun. #ttrpg #osr weirdwonder.bearblog.dev/the-garlic-p...weirdwonder.bearblog.devIn Defense of the Garlic PressOn Garlic Presses and tabletop roleplaying games 68927
AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 22/12/2024Wow I totally forgot about Cairn at the Ren Faire. It is still about 80% finished. Totally going to finish Meteor one of these days as well... 020
AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 22/12/2024This took longer to get up than I intended because I went down a rabbit hole of setting up a new website and jekyll blog rather than use my old blogger site. 030
AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 22/12/2024PAXU Microreviews! awkwardturtle.games/boardgames/2... I wrote small reviews for all 20 something #boardgames I played over the weekend of PAX unplugged. 152
Reposted by AwkwardTurtleBrian Stauffer @brstf.games · 15/12/2024I had the good pleasure of reading proof copies of some of these adventures and they're great! Full of great ideas for mousey adventures and fantastic art and graphic design to tie them all together. So happy these are finally released! 🐭 072
AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 10/12/2024The Fish Dice (by @dcponcho.bsky.social)! If I can figure out a way to economically make a ton of fish dice I may try to sell a very very limited run of Chubby Bear Salmon Goggle next year at PAXU. Meanwhile: more playtesting and probably some rules tweaks based on excellent suggestions by Amanda. 040
Reposted by AwkwardTurtleBrian Stauffer @brstf.games · 08/12/2024The #paxu haul! Games from the fantastic Indie games night market, Tokyo games market, some great exhibitors (Saashi finally in the US!), and some flea market acquisitions. A successful pax! 172
AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 08/12/2024We played a mysterious game that doesn't exist at #PAXU! It was extremely fun! I would totally purchase it IF IT ACTUALLY EXISTED IN OUR UNIVERSE. 141
AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 08/12/2024Also the bear face! And I forgot @dcponcho.bsky.social is on bluesky now! 010
AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 08/12/2024A friend of mine printed fish dice for my little PnP board game: Chubby Bear Salmon Gobble! They're so good! Look at these little guys! 151
AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 05/11/2024This is hugely beside the point, but that "I Voted" sticker is so much cooler than the one I got. 130
AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 05/11/2024Is this the first time a hack of a game is going to be released before the game itself? Maybe! Very cool to see some of the ideas I've been working on spun into new purposes and directions. Plus passing creative commons torch from #Cairn to Brighter Worlds to Oz! www.brighterworldsrpg.combrighterworldsrpg.comHomeWIP website for the WIP game Brighter Worlds. 040
AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 05/11/2024A game based on my own Brighter Worlds #TTRPG along with #Cairn is preparing to kickstart, about adventuring in Oz. Impressively the whole game will be public domain and free for reuse and hacking! www.kickstarter.com/projects/fre...kickstarter.comComing soon: The Lost Chronicles of OzA fun and open-licensed tabletop roleplaying game, set in the land of Oz, based on the Brighter Worlds SRD and Cairn RPG. 11410
Reposted by AwkwardTurtleEvlyn Moreau @evlynmoreau.bsky.social · 03/11/2024I posted 10 scrappy robots on my patreon. Hoping they will find their way into the pages of some zines. www.patreon.com/posts/smol-r...patreon.comSmol Robits | Evlyn MoreauGet more from Evlyn Moreau on Patreon 0296
AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 02/11/2024I'll admit I have to reference the cheat sheet for a lot of them, haha. 110
Reposted by AwkwardTurtleSmallBu Animation @smallbu.bsky.social · 31/10/2024Original Pat debut Mashup Crocodile Chop by @neilcic.com 5303106
AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 30/10/2024Yeah, less "no algorithm" and more "you decide your algorithm(s)". 010
AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 29/10/2024This is what came with mine. No idea where you'd get a hold of one though. If it's ever helpful, ping me and I can try and measure the exact dimensions of the ring. 110
Reposted by AwkwardTurtleSmallBu Animation @smallbu.bsky.social · 29/10/2024lmao vocals by my girl @leftatlondon.bsky.social 343677966
AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 29/10/2024Luckily the one I purchased came with a little nylon ring that allows a modern off the shelf battery to fit. Or at least I assume it's off the shelf and easy to find, the seller included a single backup so I haven't had to go searching yet. 110
AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 29/10/2024Yeah I am not looking forward to trying to find someone who can do work on it if (when) mine ever has issues. 110
AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 29/10/2024Look at my weird watch! It makes a cool humming noise! I have a bunch of fun history and technology anecdotes to share! It's the first watch to include a transistor! Wait, come back! 110
AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 29/10/2024Love seeing people talk about the Accutron in the wild. Amazing historical artifact, my favorite sort of technology that is simultaneously extremely clever and well engineered and also totally pointless in the modern world. 110
AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 19/10/2024I regret to report that some of the goblins starring in this adventure *are* wearing shirts. 120
AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 19/10/2024Interdimensional Goblins! (Art by @n8hps.bsky.social layout by @brstf.games in my adventure Wizard Trash, Goblin Treasure.) 1215
Reposted by AwkwardTurtleAmanda P. will be at PAX Unplugged @weirdwonder.bsky.social · 18/10/2024Halloween approaches. Do you desire space horrors? Check out Resonant, my #mothership adventure #osr 0162
AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 18/10/2024Operating purely on vibes is the only way to handle "OSR" categorization without starting a holy war. 020
AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 17/10/2024Based on recent schedule woes the playing of games is more aspirational than anything else. 130
AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 17/10/2024I guess a piece of actual advice: if you own a domain do the thing under "change handle" in settings that lets you use your domain *as* your handle. It acts as verification (you have to have access to the domain's DNS settings to make it work) and also it just looks cooler than the default. 010
AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 17/10/2024Welcome to bluesky. I don't post very much (which makes me a great follow, imo) but when I do it's usually about TTRPGs, game design, mead making, and maybe some data analysis stuff on occasion. Here are pictures of my extremely doofus tuxedo cat Darien, and my extremely normal tabby cat Desdemona. 270
AwkwardTurtle @awkwardturtle.games · 17/10/2024I'm AwkwardTurtle! I mostly do weird dice gen stuff and ITO hacks. Most of the stuff I write is CC-BY so feel free to steal and remix. awkwardturtle.games Most popular: "Wallet Dungeons" Most proud of: "Wizard Trash, Goblin Treasure" Will eventually finish: "Brighter Worlds" and "Meteor"awkwardturtle.gamesWhere To Find MeA digital business card. 061
Reposted by AwkwardTurtleSam Leigh @goblinmixtape.bsky.social · 17/10/2024Sound off below if you're a TTRPG designer! Let's help everyone find each other. 320361156