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I don’t make the rules, but I do make reality TV. You’re welcome.

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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
very tired of being told it is the responsibility of urban democratic voters never to risk possibly maybe by chance seeming less than respectful of rural red state life and then watching thousands in nebraska cheer on the president joking about a nuclear strike on me and millions of my neighbors
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Awkwardly Social @awkwardlysocial.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I mean, fuck LA I guess, but the Pacific Fleet is in San Diego. (I live in LA, this is a joke.)
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Awkwardly Social @awkwardlysocial.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Sterling Point actress is Anne Hathaway’s twin.
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Awkwardly Social @awkwardlysocial.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If this year's El Nino is anything like the 2004/2005 one, I need to get on Zoloft now. (I was working a really weird job where my desk was under a leak and no one cared to fix it so I would just sit weirdly so I wouldn't get leaked on, but still, it was a BAD TIME.)
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Awkwardly Social @awkwardlysocial.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think The Hardacres is The Beverly Hillbillies with British accents.
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Awkwardly Social @awkwardlysocial.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don’t usually wade into the comments on the New York Times, but am shocked to see Nikole Hannah Jones responding with grace to comments on her latest piece. I don’t know the NY school system, but as someone who battled through the LAUSD magnet system, I was fascinated by her choices.
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Awkwardly Social @awkwardlysocial.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Seeing the BBC Ghosts feature trailer saved my week for me.
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Awkwardly Social @awkwardlysocial.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Coyote vs. Acme was great. And the theater was packed. Manny was one of the few kids in there.
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Awkwardly Social @awkwardlysocial.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hello thunder!
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Awkwardly Social @awkwardlysocial.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I didn’t come from a paper plate household, probably because we had to personally take our trash to the dump or burn it and my mom was a hippie, so I’m fascinated by a creator who makes these great meals and eats them off paper plates.
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Awkwardly Social @awkwardlysocial.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I’ve lived and worked in LA for 26 years in “the business” and this is so funny to me, like genuinely hilarious. An idea FOR A PODCAST, was taste testing HOT CHOCOLATE. A PODCAST IDEA. HOT CHOCOLATE TASTE TESTING.
Screenshot of quote from a NYTimes article about Harry and Meghan and how one of Harry’s ideas FOR A PODCAST, was taste testing HOT CHOCOLATE. A PODCAST IDEA. HOT CHOCOLATE TASTING.
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Awkwardly Social @awkwardlysocial.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I just got really upset about the American Chestnut tree being functionally extinct. (I’m reading The Overstory.)
Historic photo of an absolutely massive American Chestnut tree with people standing next to it and in a ledge cut into it.
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Awkwardly Social @awkwardlysocial.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
“Draw a clock,” is my new “are you dumb?”
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Awkwardly Social @awkwardlysocial.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
1. I ain’t reading all that. 2. Bury me loose. 3. Would’ve killed ET with hammers 4. Sowing: Hell yeah. Reaping: this fucking sucks.
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Awkwardly Social @awkwardlysocial.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Is my student loan servicer moving to 2FA because they think someone is going to hack in and delete all of our loans? BECAUSE, ROBIN HOOD, NOW'S A GREAT TIME TO MAKE A COMEBACK.
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Awkwardly Social @awkwardlysocial.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I think it’s exciting when someone sings the national anthem because you truly don’t know if it’s going to be the best thing you ever heard or a disaster of epic proportions.
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Awkwardly Social @awkwardlysocial.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I’m on a flight that appears to be both everyone’s first flight and first day on earth!
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Awkwardly Social @awkwardlysocial.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Had to wake myself up from a nightmare of hiding one (full) body and two heads in my house full of very nosy people. (Tbh, the true nightmare was how many nosy people I lived with, not the bodies. The bodies had deserved the murder.)
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Awkwardly Social @awkwardlysocial.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Was that a little earthquake?
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Awkwardly Social @awkwardlysocial.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The Last Boyscout predicted CTE and legal sports betting.
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Awkwardly Social @awkwardlysocial.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
My FYP gives me a lot of bench clearing fights and no doubt my favorite part is always how long it takes for the bullpen to trot over. Like, the fight has been going a full five minutes and they’re still skedaddling across the field.
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Awkwardly Social @awkwardlysocial.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I think they re-timed some of the clips in the previously on for House of the Dragon, after all the criticism of how dark it was. I feel like I could see detail where I couldn’t before, but maybe I’m misremembering because it’s been 40 years since last season.
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Awkwardly Social @awkwardlysocial.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I just learned the world cup is THIRTY NINE CALENDAR DAYS. I am a baseball fan so I understand a long season, but this is… I just wasn’t prepared for how much soccer content I was going to be faced with.
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Awkwardly Social @awkwardlysocial.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Just finished reading The Cider House Rules. 😭😭 Princes of Maine, Kings of New England. 😭😭
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Awkwardly Social @awkwardlysocial.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I’m about 6 months into having an Apple Watch and today was my first time in the pool with it and I checked it every five minutes, like, “is this thing really gonna be ok?”
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Knits With Cats @knitswithcats.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
A photo of algae with white letters in the upper left: Pantene Color of the year 2026 and a paint chip appearing box with a solid block the color of the algae labeled Pantone #658a2a American Flag Blue.
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Awkwardly Social @awkwardlysocial.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Hotels haven’t heard the good word about USB-C yet.
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Awkwardly Social @awkwardlysocial.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I’ve been out here thinking the cookbook lady wrote the trad wife novel.
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Awkwardly Social @awkwardlysocial.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Current irritation: watching a Postmates driver take the worst fucking route to your house.
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Awkwardly Social @awkwardlysocial.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Re-reading is great if you’re like me and you don’t remember shit after reading a book. I feel like I should’ve remembered Melony.
Aging pocket paperback copy of The Cider House Rules.
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Awkwardly Social @awkwardlysocial.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The World Cup experience for Europeans seems to be very much like that part of Love Actually where the dude goes to Milwaukee and meets Shannon Elizabeth, January Jones, Denise Richards and Elisha Cuthburt at a dive bar.
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Awkwardly Social @awkwardlysocial.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Oh. My. God. www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
zillow.com
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Awkwardly Social @awkwardlysocial.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Well, I found my new dream house. www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
zillow.com
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Awkwardly Social @awkwardlysocial.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Watch duty app is popping off. 😩
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Awkwardly Social @awkwardlysocial.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I just read two perfect books in a row and now I’m scared to start another one because how can it possibly live up to that? (The Correspondent and Sandwich)
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Awkwardly Social @awkwardlysocial.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I accidentally touched the slime on the inside of the garbage can while dumping my compost and now my hand will never feel clean: a horror story.
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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
it took me too long to realize that this was "horseshit" censored and not new slang i didn't know about yet where "horses" meant bad
screenshot of a variety headline which reads:
Robert Downey Jr. Says It's Absolute Horses— to Declare That Social Media Influencers Are the 'Stars of the Future'
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Awkwardly Social @awkwardlysocial.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I am blind without my glasses, but why did I think the shower gel scent was coconut shrimp? 😩
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Awkwardly Social @awkwardlysocial.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I think we need Artemis III’s season to drop early. I need my emotional support astronauts.
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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 11/04/2026
All four astronauts standing in the aisle with their roller bags waiting for the door to open.
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Awkwardly Social @awkwardlysocial.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I’m ready for NASA “did you push the PTT button” merch.
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
do not embarrass me in front of the people who flew around the moon
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Awkwardly Social @awkwardlysocial.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I’ve been kind of out of it on local news, what with potential nuclear war, etc. but LAUSD strike next week. 😩
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Awkwardly Social @awkwardlysocial.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I’ve been mad all week because everyone I know has been talking about their LA28 time slot and I hadn’t heard a peep, BUT FINALLY GOT MY SLOT.
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Awkwardly Social @awkwardlysocial.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I love how I’m trying to save the environment by giving my kids non-plastic reusable water bottles and they lose them enough that I’m probably ruining the planet with non plastic reusable water bottles.
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Awkwardly Social @awkwardlysocial.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Embarrassing reporting on NPR this morning on Taylor Frankie Paul. “We don’t know if ABC knew about these domestic abuse issues.” IT WAS ALL OF SEASON 1 OF SLOMW. On Hulu. Part of ABC.
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Awkwardly Social @awkwardlysocial.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
At the point in this heat wave where I think it’s just summer now? It’s summer now, isn’t it.
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Awkwardly Social @awkwardlysocial.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
The documentary I want is why two catchers apparently hate Arozarena.
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Awkwardly Social @awkwardlysocial.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Remember six years ago when we learned we shouldn’t touch our face and we all realized how fucking much we touched our faces?
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Awkwardly Social @awkwardlysocial.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Watching a soothing bedtime documentary. Fukushima: A Nuclear Nightmare
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