you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 02/10/2026merry christmas, please dont call came out the first christmas after the end of my 5 year relationship and thus i have a psychological attachment to that song which remains unbroken. 000
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 29/09/2026im bringing an incomprehensible level of drip to the board game night 010
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 24/09/2026the orioles knocked the bluejays out and i saw a glimmer of hope on the horizon!! i am not delusional!! maybe we will win every game and the white sox will lose every game!! it would disappoint the pope but that is honestly a bonus imo 000
Reposted by you can call me alLu @rendernev.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Welcome, Autumnal Equinox. The King of Autumn greets thee.🍂 121260417
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 23/09/2026princess diana weather?? sleeping with the windows cracked?? rain!! we are so back babey 000
Reposted by you can call me alOrrin Grey @orringrey.com · 21/09/2026No thoughts, only this bat from the opening credits of My Neighbor Totoro (1988). 71260395
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026sometimes i type out a post here and then delete it bc it has 2013 tumblr vibes and is unsuited to this platform 000
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026its a school night* but i should have gone to the game just to see bautista again *(i am an adult with a job and not in school) 000
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 19/09/2026spent $75 on various maushold cards on ebay and then went to the baltimore bookfest what a day 001
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 19/09/2026oh also im just getting them thru the ballpark app and sorting by cheapest ticket. ngl sometimes i also find another seat that is unsold but better than the seat im buying and then go sit there but if someone shows up you must very politely move and apologize and not be messy or weird !! 010
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 19/09/2026im sometimes getting tickets during the 1st inning, but i live a block from the lightrail and can be at the yard in no time. some days they have $19 ticket promos, but i dont really keep track of that. they’ll email about it tho if you sign up! 010
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 16/09/2026dan from the orioles keeps calling me to offer free tix and sell me a package deal bc i went to 23 games this season but what dan doesnt understand is that i simply do not care for a deal. i want a last minute $20 seat that i buy when already on the lightrail whilst violating open container laws. 1134
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 02/09/2026im so disinterested in dating that if you use the wrong word you’ll never hear from me again. brought to you by a guy who just used “seen” when he meant “scene.” 000
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 21/08/2026ive developed such an unhealthy thing for jason sudekis 000
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 14/08/2026if this sweater im making my best friend doesnt fit him i will be devastated beyond comprehension 000
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 14/08/2026sleeping and dreaming sounds so cool i wish it was real 000
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 12/08/2026not to be dramatic but if the situatish doesnt text me back im going to [redacted] 000
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 03/08/2026if the O’s trade rutschman i should be allowed to egg albernaz’s house with no consequences. 010
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 02/08/2026me, a person with multiple large tattoos getting a new tattoo: ouch this shit fucking hurts??? 000
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 01/08/2026took today off work to just hang out at home and pour back into myself. was much needed and enjoyed 🌸 tomorrow i get a new tattoo after 5 years! ive had 7 for years and this will be #8. but i like 7s and 3s so i must work up to 13 now :) 000
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 25/07/2026im so sad about the orioles collab with lululemon bc lululemon is called that bc the owner is racist against asians and laughs about it and i hate them 000
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 24/07/2026the situationship looks like ted lasso but with a full beard and it’s no wonder im all about him 000
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 24/07/2026got my shit rocked my a migraine today so dinner was instant mac and cheese to ted lasso and it is fucked up how attractive i find that man 000
Reposted by you can call me alKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Why didn't the eagles just fly Odysseus straight to Ithaca 29595651527
Reposted by you can call me alMike Saunders 🇺🇦 @hardwaterhacker.bsky.social · 22/07/2026The Milky Way over a northern Minnesota river. Looks like there's only one satellite in this photo. That's pretty unusual these days. 573427463
Reposted by you can call me alMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal. 20368812424829
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 18/07/2026was on a 4hr facetime call with the situationship where we are exclusive and regularly dating but definitely not together except all the ways we are together 🌀 000
Reposted by you can call me alTruckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Women should evolve to be venomous 1024755
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 11/07/2026told people i was gonna cut off the situationship and im doing the exact opposite of that 😎 000
Reposted by you can call me alMonterey Bay Aquarium @montereybayaquarium.org · 11/07/2026Today, the federal government finalized a major change to the Endangered Species Act (ESA) to remove vital habitat protections for endangered species. 291089564
Reposted by you can call me almattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 11/07/2026DID YOU KNOW IF YOU FIND A HORSESHOE CRAB THATS BEEN TAGGED BY THE FISH AND WILDLIFE SERVICE AND SUBMIT THE LOCATION YOU SAW IT USING THE FORM ON FWS DOT GOV SLASH CRABTAG THEY SEND YOU A BEAUTIFUL CRAB PIN 68216543419
Reposted by you can call me alTruckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 09/07/2026If you have a crush on a woman you should give her $200. Women love $200. 611017
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 09/07/2026i cleaned my kitchen and the possibilities of life feel endless 000
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 09/07/2026there are no strawberries in my apartment and im so sad about it 010
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 02/07/2026what if it wasnt 100 million degrees in baltimore 000
Reposted by you can call me aljenny hanniver 🌈✌🌱 @jennyhanniver.bsky.social · 30/06/2026(writing this down) 2899653205
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 01/07/2026oh i definitely messed up my right shoulder climbing 😬 000
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 29/06/2026to the cop sitting at the north ave bus stop can you fuck off with those lights dude im trying to sleep and also i hate you 000
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 27/06/2026can you believe my entire summer got jumped by noah kahan and olivia rodrigo when i hadnt even recovered from hayley williams 000
