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@awhalefact.bsky.social
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whale fact for you. Black Lives Matter. 🇵🇸 contact: whale@awhalefact.com socials: linktr.ee/awhalefact follow me on twitch: twitch.tv/awhalefact support: patreon.com/awhalefact

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whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
timothee chalamet if he was a blue whale in a world where whales have evolved in such a way as to be capable of winning major acting awards but still be largely motivated by a desire for krill
an image of timothee chalamet accepting his SAG award. the image has been altered so that timothee’s face is the head of a blue whale. the human figure of the SAG award has been replaced by a stone whale figure. the speech whale-timothee gives reads “i’m really in pursuit of a fuckton of krill. I know whales don’t usually talk , but i want to be one of the whales eating a fuckton of krill”
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whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
say drake, i hear you like em fuckin huge
a picture of a blue whale (c Andrew Sutton). Kendrick lamar walks on it’s back, smiling at the camera
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whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
killer whales are coming to town
three pictures of an orca, each zooming in more than the last. each is accompanied by the phrase "YOU BETTER WATCH OUT" in increasing intensity
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whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
this is an empty picture of the deep ocean, if you see a whale it means you are a perfect sweetie who deserves a forehead kiss (if you see two whales it also means you are gay)
an underwater picture of two whales
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whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social · 10/06/2023
what i wanted to send vs what i ended up sending. sometimes you gotta conserve your energy, folks
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whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social · 10/05/2023
can’t please everyone
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whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
whale helloooOooOo
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whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social · 30/04/2023
god really popped off with this one
god saying “i am going to create a whale that is so big”
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