bonerheimer @awfullymatt.bsky.social · 14/10/2026basically, to put it simply, if the container says "grass-fed", the thing inside could be me 020 0
bonerheimer @awfullymatt.bsky.social · 14/10/2026"Fifteen grand for a toy bird?" I muse with a dry chuckle, scanning the vacancy of the landlord's fridge. "Such a shame, really." 000 0
bonerheimer @awfullymatt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026me n the boys when we finally get our hands on John LLMstatic.klipy.comJojos Bizarre Adventure Milton JojoAlt: Jojos Bizarre Adventure characters kicking a guy on the ground 021 0
bonerheimer @awfullymatt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026ah the ol "nanny nanny boo boo, stick your head in doo doo" defence. 000 0
bonerheimer @awfullymatt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026half of comedy is just being stoked you're not a different guy who sucks 000 0
bonerheimer @awfullymatt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026modern surveillance is really good at catching a guy who ate a "kills-you-to-death sandwich" and not so much at catching the guy who put the death in there to start 001 0
bonerheimer @awfullymatt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026your honor, this battle is null-and-void. he threw a brick at my head while i was explaining my powers of omnipotence. 000 0
bonerheimer @awfullymatt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026guy named "biscus angravy" now that's a real man 000 0
bonerheimer @awfullymatt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026just heard spencer cox declared today "big booty bitches day". absolute legend 000 0
bonerheimer @awfullymatt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026have you tried exposure therapy? it's where you expose yourself to a therapist and get sent to jail where you can't be shy anymore 000 0
bonerheimer @awfullymatt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026perhaps we should stop asking WHY the chicken crossed the road and start asking WHY the chicken crossed the road 000 0
Reposted by bonerheimerTravis Hymas @travishymas.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I have played Roco Kingdom and this might be the one that actually challenges the house Pikachu built. More @butwhytho.net : butwhytho.net/2026/08/roco...butwhytho.net‘Roco Kingdom’ Could Be The Next Big Thing - Hands-On ImpressionsMoreFun Studios and Tencent's Roco Kingdom may finally be a game capable of being able to stand alongside the brand Pikachu built. 074 0
bonerheimer @awfullymatt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Avengers endgame redux comes with 14 never-before-seen minutes of Tony Stark in hell using a device called the "suckenfuckenator" to "hack Ultron" 011 0
bonerheimer @awfullymatt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026>brew cool POE build >hmm not as much damage as id like >google how to get more damage >ai tells me to collect all 120 stars >reddit says 50% this build's dmg is from "Buttfuck's Decree" >google how to get "buttfucks decree" >ai tells me how to get a buttfucking degree >reddit says women shouldn-- 000 0
bonerheimer @awfullymatt.bsky.social · 10/07/2026if you drop the summer sausage that's ok you pick it up with honor and then eat it with ketchup and honor 000 0
bonerheimer @awfullymatt.bsky.social · 10/07/2026this but with summer sausages and we're all going to eat the summer sausages right after 100 0
bonerheimer @awfullymatt.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Rooster sauce is the worst Sriracha hands down 010 0
bonerheimer @awfullymatt.bsky.social · 17/03/2026What if 🤔 we kissed 💏 by the Duncan Idaho🇺🇸 machine??? 🤯🥵 001 0
Reposted by bonerheimerTravis Hymas @travishymas.bsky.social · 04/02/2026of course I had to talk about Shadowheart (and the other Lairs, I GUESS) 011 0
bonerheimer @awfullymatt.bsky.social · 29/01/2026I just looked and that shit is abysmal. And it doesn't even Plot. It's right there man... 100 0
bonerheimer @awfullymatt.bsky.social · 23/01/2026me: baybee gurl, how do i look in my dOOOooo rag? 🎵 thundercat: please untie me i told you everything i know please me: it's dragon ball like gohan :] 010 0
bonerheimer @awfullymatt.bsky.social · 12/01/2026media.tenor.coma cartoon of a man wearing headphones looking at a deviceALT: a cartoon of a man wearing headphones looking at a device 010 0
bonerheimer @awfullymatt.bsky.social · 12/01/2026no but could you please confess loudly and clearly into this fashionable flower lapel I'm wearing 110 0
bonerheimer @awfullymatt.bsky.social · 12/01/2026i want a missingno Lego set that turns you to ashes upon completion 1230 0
Reposted by bonerheimerJack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 11/01/2026[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard 856246951 0
bonerheimer @awfullymatt.bsky.social · 09/01/2026a fish called Wanda a giraffe called Cosmo a sociopath called Timmy some lil baby thing called poop i guess idk i stopped watching anyway officer, that's who the assassins are i saw it all 000 0
bonerheimer @awfullymatt.bsky.social · 04/01/2026*hyping myself up*: ok just act like you've been here before butt doctor: you HAVE and i wish you would stop 000 0
bonerheimer @awfullymatt.bsky.social · 03/01/2026they say you can't teach an old dog new tricks but mine is a serial arsonist and that's relatively new in the grand scheme of things 010 0
Reposted by bonerheimerYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 03/01/2026[God creating dogs] Oh these turned out great. Im going to want all of these back at some point 191168192 0
bonerheimer @awfullymatt.bsky.social · 03/01/2026this is the exact reason i got emancipated word for word 030 0
bonerheimer @awfullymatt.bsky.social · 29/12/2025introducing SMEAGOL, an app that lets you step away from being a weird lil object-obsessed freak for a while and just be a weird lil regular freak! 000 0
bonerheimer @awfullymatt.bsky.social · 27/12/2025me: your honor, I'd like to call in a character witness judge: proceed me: hmm perhaps bug bunny??? defense: Objection!!! judge: overruled, proceed Mr bug Bug bunny: hey doc yea i sawr 'im kill da broad me: haha wabbit season 000 0
