iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

My dad once quizzed me what the etymology of corgi was, and I said “Something about dogs with a soft mutation,” because I knew he wanted me to point out the soft mutation.

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Amesower @awesomer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Why is it called dark kaiju and not Gamera obscura?

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Amesower @awesomer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

My wife was trying to come up with a saying about old women, and she said “The wrinklier the raisin…” and I said “The drier the fruit.”

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Amesower @awesomer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Fold my couch up —Skrillex’s Futon

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Amesower @awesomer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Moby Dick: Call me Ishmael. Me: OK, Ishmael.

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Amesower @awesomer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This hardly seems like a fair fight.

A photo of a sumo wrestler holding a baby. The baby seems to be licking the wrestler’s shoulder. Who will win?

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Amesower @awesomer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I don’t know what a circus binder is, but I do know it has three rings.

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Amesower @awesomer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I can’t be sure, but there may have been a day in 1996 when I did all of these things.

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Alicia Kraft @aliciakraft.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

And when I spill my Darjeeling I get sexual peeling -Marvin Gaye if he burned his dick with hot tea

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Amesower @awesomer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

The lost Sondheim/Bowie collab Sweeney Toddity

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Amesower @awesomer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

We’re talkin’ foosball Flippy little kickers

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Amesower @awesomer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Misspell a movie: Gone with the Winb

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Amesower @awesomer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

HOMESTAR RUNNER: What happened to the rest?! OTHER LITTLE GIRL: Well, there's only one planet... that has air.

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Awesomer's Photos @awesomerphotos.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Taking pictures from a car or plane is a fun challenge; you don't have much time to compose and frame your shot; you just have to pay attention and react.

A monochrome photo taken from a plane landing at O'Hare Airport showing some boxy apartment buildings in Rosemont, Illinois.

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Amesower @awesomer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

That lecture on coffee sure covered a lot of grounds!!

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Amesower @awesomer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I think this leaves Stevie Wonder as the last person everyone loves.

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Amesower @awesomer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I forgot I already had a copy.

A photo of two copies of a book with the title Dementia Care Partner’s Workbook

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Awesomer's Photos @awesomerphotos.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Ceiling, Corning Museum of Glass

A color photo of exposed concrete roof beams and curved walls that looks monochrome but isn't.

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Amesower @awesomer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I found out I'm the only one who can prevent forest fires. That's a lot of pressure.

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Amesower @awesomer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

“Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.” —American Beauty

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Amesower @awesomer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Why are they called gay Bigfoot hunters and not sassy Sasquatch watchers?

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greg2 @guy1.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Apple bottom girls you make the furry boots go round

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Amesower @awesomer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

You know that song that goes "Whip me, beat me, call me Edna"? When I was in high school, my friend Will used to exclaim "Whip me, beat me, call me Irma!" So that's where he got it from.

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Amesower @awesomer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026