Awesomonster @awesomer.bsky.social · 9hI have just been informed it is actually called "comb starch." 000
Awesomonster @awesomer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026This is like one of those one-sentence horror stories, except it is three sentences. 030
Awesomonster @awesomer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Absolutely. A fifth fifth Beatle if there ever was one. 010
Awesomonster @awesomer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026They should release four biopics the same day: Billy Preston, Stu Sutcliffe, Pete Best, and George Martin. Maybe one more, if you can think of a fifth fifth Beatle. 110
Awesomonster @awesomer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026It would be a real downer, unfortunately :( (I watched a documentary on him a few months ago. Uplifting in parts, and very much not so in others.) 110
Awesomonster @awesomer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026In Spanish, a banana vampire is called a platanosferatu. 030
Awesomonster @awesomer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026When a proctologist does this, it’s called a Concert at Colon 010
Awesomonster @awesomer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026“I am eighteen / Going on seventeen” —The Sound of Music, with Benjamin Button 020
Awesomonster @awesomer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The last Black Midi album was one of my favorite things that my kids introduced me to. 010
Reposted by AwesomonsterAlicia Kraft @aliciakraft.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Ok, I'll bite. A 24 what 2141
Awesomonster @awesomer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Wait, is this that dude who is always warning about maddening obsession and talking about spermaceti? I blocked him ages ago. 020
Awesomonster @awesomer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Eliot Elliot Elliott Elliiott Elliioott Eelliioott 350
Awesomonster @awesomer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Henry Pudson. That’s something I just said accidentally. 000
Awesomonster @awesomer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026There are some seriously music obsessed people out there. Have you ever seen one of those guys listening to music on headphones on the train? It’s like, who are you trying to impress? 110
Awesomonster @awesomer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026When someone messages you about auto loans, that’s a car pay DM 011
Awesomonster @awesomer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Dialect quiz: What do you call it when you eat dead fish that wash up on the beach? • Poseidon's bounty • Sashimi royale • Potato corn • I don't have a word for this; it's just something I do 250
Awesomonster @awesomer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026By the way, I saw Dennis Hastert on the street once. (Part of my long running series of dumb celebrity encounters) 220
Awesomonster @awesomer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Ween fandom is maybe the only fandom I am proud to be part of. 020
Awesomonster @awesomer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026In Yiddish that actually means something like “fancy pants” 010
Awesomonster @awesomer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026People are always dumb, including the intellectuals, and also we’ve figured out quantum mechanics even though we are foraging apes. 020
Awesomonster @awesomer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026You can be sure I will be posting about this several times! 010
Awesomonster @awesomer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026@grahamular.bsky.social I believe you were eager to see this 110
