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AWelshCorgi

@awelshcorgi.bsky.social
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[they/them] big town dog, small town crimes

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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 03/10/2025
twitter is currently a frankenstein combination of 4chan and tumblr. we all know this. but bluesky is a different beast that i don't think people born after ~2004 fully grasp. bluesky is a frankenstein combination of tumblr and somethingawful
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AWelshCorgi @awelshcorgi.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 09/03/2025
The simulation is so real
A Sims cat that looks like Kit scratching the couch
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AWelshCorgi @awelshcorgi.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Day 3 of pescadomaxxing on vacation and we’re still going strong. By the end of it I will either have enough omega 3 fatty acids to reason us out of this mess, or my and RFK Jr’s worms can fight it out Pacific Rim style.
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AWelshCorgi @awelshcorgi.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Holding on as long as I can on the off chance we can get a new NIN arg out of this’n
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AWelshCorgi @awelshcorgi.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Do autopsy technicians take requests, like could I get them to finally figure out what was going on with my hand and wrist pain so that someday the people I leave behind knew I was right?
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Stabby @stabby.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Manager types, make sure you're giving folks support to take time off to #vote, and cascade that through your org as needed. If the project ships late cus a few folks took a few hours off, it wasn't making the deadline anyway.
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AWelshCorgi @awelshcorgi.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
If a contractor says "If it were my own mother's house, I'd..." you're about to hear a straight up bonkers hack that god himself would not permit, none the less the city
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Stabby @stabby.bsky.social · 03/04/2024
And you thought timezones sucked shit before www.reuters.com/science/whit...
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Exclusive: White House directs NASA to create time standard for the moon
The White House on Tuesday directed NASA to establish a unified standard of time for the moon and other celestial bodies, as the United States aims to set international norms in space amid a growing lunar race among nations and private companies.
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 17/01/2024
mfs be saying “feb” because they can’t spell febuwuairy
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AWelshCorgi @awelshcorgi.bsky.social · 16/01/2024
Your dog could need the same glasses prescription as you and you'd never know it
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AWelshCorgi @awelshcorgi.bsky.social · 12/01/2024
DANG I just had one of those good, deep, double sided back cracks, like the ones you could only get twisting in your school chair.
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Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 17/09/2023
you ever screw up boiling eggs
screwed-up boiled eggs
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Stabby @stabby.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
He's asleep
He's asleep
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Skully Has Rots @sullyhasthots.bsky.social · 06/08/2023
Weaponizing the language of mental health and social justice to get a double-serving of chicken on my burrito.
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Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
They are called jorts
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AWelshCorgi @awelshcorgi.bsky.social · 14/07/2023
that "one drink for caffeine, one drink for hydration, and one for flavor" post but it's me with three different sized tasks to procrastinate on which each motivate me to do the other instead
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AWelshCorgi @awelshcorgi.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
Doing stagger damage to myself every time I use the phone because I'm unsure if I auto-pilot said "I love you" to the fence installers before hanging up
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 28/04/2023
A huge group of people are in a giant hole in the middle of a rolling field. There is a large sign with an arrow pointing to the hole that says "HOLE." Suddenly the group's attention turns to a new hole, complete with a giant sign with an arrow pointing to it that says "NEW HOLE." One person points to the new hole and says "hey look! Someone made a new hole!" The mass clamours out of the old hole and makes a bee-line toward the new hole. It's chaos. One person, now situated in the new hole says "this feels like how the old hole used to feel." Another person nods in agreement.
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Stabby @stabby.bsky.social · 11/05/2023
Just two hotties, looking at each other
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AWelshCorgi @awelshcorgi.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
Hrusb insists I show him the "authentic Waffle House experience", which either means we inhale a texas melt within seconds after driving all morning through hurricane floodwaters, or we try to make it through a bleary 2am comedown while trying not to make eye contact with anyone
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