Albert Dubreuil @awdubreuil.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Thanks for coming to NC, @colsonwhitehead.com! Excited to wrap up this trilogy. 002 0
Albert Dubreuil @awdubreuil.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Went to the archives to give @colsonwhitehead.com’s first novel a read. Not surprised to see he’s been sharp all along. Give THE INTUITIONIST a read! 010 0
Albert Dubreuil @awdubreuil.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Interesting plan to fire 1000 FAA workers but then also need to fly 10x a week. AF1 doesn’t need air traffic controllers?media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and making a funny face .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and making a funny face . 010 0
Albert Dubreuil @awdubreuil.bsky.social · 13/02/2025The news cycle sucks. Colson Whitehead books do not. I’ll go read that instead. @colsonwhitehead.com 160 0
Albert Dubreuil @awdubreuil.bsky.social · 31/01/2025No one can take you to Funkytown. Funkytown is not a place. It’s a people. 000 0
Albert Dubreuil @awdubreuil.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Let’s make it the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade and 5K. Watching runners speed through marching band formations would be more thrilling for the viewers at home. 010 0
Albert Dubreuil @awdubreuil.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Southern music takeover at the gym. It’s like lifting at the Country Bear Jamboree. 000 0
Albert Dubreuil @awdubreuil.bsky.social · 18/11/2024It’s there to avoid confusion with basketball’s Michael Jordan, but the B in Michael B. Jordan stands for Basketball. 010 0
Albert Dubreuil @awdubreuil.bsky.social · 29/09/2024Hot Ones but it’s me and my coffee snob friends being forced to drink Dunkin while being vulnerable. 000 0
Albert Dubreuil @awdubreuil.bsky.social · 01/07/2024No one has ever left the pool still wearing the band-aid they arrived with. 100 0
Albert Dubreuil @awdubreuil.bsky.social · 29/06/2024Guys who go for a run without a shirt are just distracting you from their personality. 000 0
Albert Dubreuil @awdubreuil.bsky.social · 20/06/2024They say it’s not a cult yet the MAGA hats are Kool-Aid red. 000 0
Albert Dubreuil @awdubreuil.bsky.social · 19/06/202417yo daughter answering questions at the DMV: “Do you want to be an organ donor?” (Looks at me, I nod) “Yes.” “Do you want to pre-register to vote?” (Looks at me, I nod) “Yes.” “Political affiliation?” “DEMOCRAT!” 🥹🇺🇸🫶 000 0
Reposted by Albert DubreuilJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 18/06/2024Congratulations to the Boston Celtics, a team everyone loves and is happy for, on their NBA Finals victory. :) 1527326 0
Albert Dubreuil @awdubreuil.bsky.social · 06/06/2024KISS had a lot of groupies because it was always makeup sex. 000 0
Albert Dubreuil @awdubreuil.bsky.social · 01/06/2024Raised by two parents who weren’t very bookish, I was lucky to find Stephen King early on. This piece sums it all up very nicely. screenrant.com/how-stephen-...screenrant.comHow Stephen King Raised Me (Sorry Mom & Dad)Stephen King shaped who I am. 000 0
Albert Dubreuil @awdubreuil.bsky.social · 01/06/2024I’ve heard you can totally wipe out 34 felony convictions by injecting yourself with bleach? Big if true. 000 0
Albert Dubreuil @awdubreuil.bsky.social · 21/05/2024Someday all these fun sports gambling ads are going to be looked at like we look at Joe Camel today. I’ll give it pretty high odds, anyway. 000 0
Albert Dubreuil @awdubreuil.bsky.social · 19/05/2024If my wife made the same salary as Harrison Butker she’d want me to stay in the kitchen too. 000 0
Albert Dubreuil @awdubreuil.bsky.social · 14/05/2024My house got egged and I’m thinking the pressure washing company we use had something to do with it. 000 0
Reposted by Albert DubreuilKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 16/04/2024Trump complained to the judge in his criminal porn star hush money trial that he is not allowed to go to the Supreme Court to hear arguments about his immunity claims that would protect him from the riot he caused at the Capitol while President. The fucked up-edness of this moment boggles the mind. 245874 0
Albert Dubreuil @awdubreuil.bsky.social · 08/04/2024I’ve read enough Stephen King to know I should stay inside during an eclipse. Enjoy your viewing parties / mortal peril though. 000 0
Albert Dubreuil @awdubreuil.bsky.social · 08/04/2024Saved money on some solar eclipse monocles. Let’s hope they do the trick! 000 0
Albert Dubreuil @awdubreuil.bsky.social · 07/04/2024There’s no case in point quite like being told you’ve used the word “humble” incorrectly. 000 0
Albert Dubreuil @awdubreuil.bsky.social · 04/04/2024Cats in the Cradle but it’s about my son beating me at MarioKart. 000 0
Reposted by Albert DubreuilMelanie D’Arrigo @darrigomelanie.bsky.social · 04/04/20242% of Americans support cutting Social Security. 3% support cutting Medicare. 2% support cutting CHIP. 6% support cutting Medicaid. 9% support cutting housing assistance. 12% support cuts to the ACA. Never forget how harmful and deeply unpopular the Republican agenda is. 67639 0
Albert Dubreuil @awdubreuil.bsky.social · 29/03/2024Now that my wife comes to the gym with me, I never see the crazy guy there anymore. He used to yell and slap his own face between sets. This has me worried there was some kinda Tyler Durden thing going on? 🤔 000 0
Reposted by Albert Dubreuilkilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social · 26/03/2024(with my last breath as I lay dying of smallpox to my 11 year old son who just returned from the mines) save the drainpipes 661417148 0
Albert Dubreuil @awdubreuil.bsky.social · 22/03/2024As long as there’s an open novel for me to read in the guillotine basket I think I’ll be fine. 000 0
Reposted by Albert DubreuilJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 21/03/2024Now that the government is in charge of sports betting, does that free up the mob to do like…high speed railway construction or universal healthcare? 381833394 0
Reposted by Albert DubreuilMelanie D’Arrigo @darrigomelanie.bsky.social · 20/03/2024Do you know what the 22 countries ranked ahead of the U.S. in happiness all have in common? Universal healthcare. Turns out people are happier when they don’t have to choose between food and seeing a doctor. 662340772 0
Reposted by Albert DubreuilJoe Hill @joe-hill.bsky.social · 18/03/2024The Kickstarter for New Demons is live. There are lots of tasty treats, from signed books to Tuckerizations… not to mention the book itself. Check it out & if you’re able to support New Demons in some capacity, you have my thanks. www.kickstarter.com/projects/new...kickstarter.comNEW DEMONSA boundary-breaking horror anthology edited by Joe R. Lansdale, Patrick R. McDonough & Keith Lansdale 3296 0
Albert Dubreuil @awdubreuil.bsky.social · 16/03/2024Realizing now it was pointless to choose a podiatrist within walking distance of my house. 000 0
Reposted by Albert DubreuilJoe Hill @joe-hill.bsky.social · 11/03/2024Interested in the latest from Joe? All the news and updates are in his newsletter: joehillfiction.substack.com/p/escape-hat... Posted by Joe’s Web Elfjoehillfiction.substack.comEscape Hatch 055: See You In BlightyGollanczFest2024; Ushers and New Demons; Scott Carson; Dad Viewing 1126 0
Reposted by Albert DubreuilMelanie D’Arrigo @darrigomelanie.bsky.social · 11/03/2024in 2023, members of Congress got: • $12.5M from Pharma PACs to keep drug costs high • $13.4M from Insurance PACs to keep medical bills high • $6.5M from Real Estate PACs to keep housing costs high But keep listening to those people tell you that immigrants are the problem. 18144 0
Albert Dubreuil @awdubreuil.bsky.social · 10/03/2024Nintendo is sending him over to see what all the fuss is about. 010 0
Albert Dubreuil @awdubreuil.bsky.social · 08/03/2024Down 20 lbs since November and I’m sure it’s not some kinda gypsy curse. (Probably.) 000 0
Reposted by Albert DubreuilMelanie D’Arrigo @darrigomelanie.bsky.social · 07/03/2024Here’s how much these companies gave to the RGA SuperPAC, which is helping to elect the homophobic, Holocaust-denying, conspiracy-theory spreading, misogynist, Mark Robinson as Governor in NC: Microsoft $400k Google $378k CVS $300k Pfizer $300k Amazon $275k Coke $259k 710161 0
Albert Dubreuil @awdubreuil.bsky.social · 07/03/2024Glad the writer’s strike ended so we can finally get World War Sheldon. 000 0
Albert Dubreuil @awdubreuil.bsky.social · 05/03/2024It’s Super Tuesday in NC. Remember: if you don’t vote, you can’t complain about the results. 000 0
Albert Dubreuil @awdubreuil.bsky.social · 01/03/2024I’m starting March of the Penguin Classics with a good one this year! 000 0
Reposted by Albert DubreuilGary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 29/02/2024Hello, police? Cancel the EMTs, the victim was actually dead on contact. 9252491034 0
Albert Dubreuil @awdubreuil.bsky.social · 23/02/2024I took care of my primary responsibility here in NC. Get out there and vote! 000 0
Reposted by Albert DubreuilAndy Richter @andyrichter.co · 23/02/2024I bet the kid in the Cat’s in the Cradle was probably a real bore 121619 0
Albert Dubreuil @awdubreuil.bsky.social · 21/02/2024I’d listen to a book podcast hosted by a person named Paige Turner. Can AI do that? 000 0
Albert Dubreuil @awdubreuil.bsky.social · 21/02/2024This account has gone 0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ days without dropping a pick inside a guitar. 010 0
Reposted by Albert Dubreuilcaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 20/02/2024revenge is even better if you pop it in the microwave for thirty seconds 1334147 0
Albert Dubreuil @awdubreuil.bsky.social · 20/02/2024There should be a market index we can invest in that tracks the portfolios of GOP senators who buy/sell stocks based on intelligence briefings. I bet we could all retire early. 000 0
