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Avram Grumer

@avramg.bsky.social
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Brooklynite, early blogger, general-purpose nerd, ttRPG noodle-arounder, once and future cartoonist, typeface addict, doggerelist, one-time Hugo finalist, occasional crank. He/him.

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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 12h
It was a map of recent immigrant communities, not a map of where immigrants settled 100+ years ago. Most of what used to be Manhattan’s Little Italy is now Chinatown.
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buy my book @nmamatas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Drive "unalive" to suicide Thanks @anildash.com www.anildash.com/2026/10/06/k...
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We are going to kill “unalive” - Anil Dash
A blog about making culture. Since 1999.
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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You mean, mid-event? I dunno, I haven’t tried. I’ve just used it for movies and plays.
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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
On the other hand, the Do Not Disturb mechanism on iPhone has a nice feature: If you call up that menu during an event that’s in your Calendar, “Until the End of [This Event]” will show up as one of the options on the menu.
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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
In particular, the ability to add a quick-access icon to your home screen for an individual contact. This was quick and easy on Android, and a clumsy half-assed mess on iPhone.
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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Having spent a few months as an iPhone user, it is *shocking* to me how difficult Apple makes it to do things that are quick and simple on Android.
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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wouldn’t really good sex toys be earthmoving equipment?
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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice’s Excellent Adventure
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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mighty Joe Young Frankenstein
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Dan Sinykin @dan-sinnamon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In 2012, I stood on a stage with Anne Carson as a volunteer grad student to help her perform BRACKO, an adaptation of Sappho, where my job was to say the word "bracket" every time there was a bracket, which was more than two hundred times
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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think she’s just got one registered for professional use.
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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
if you legitimately think that every single Israeli deserves to be murdered because of the actions of the IDF, then you are not anti-genocide. You are pro-genocide. You just think the wrong people are being genocided
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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Chris: I’m off to the library, to do some clerical work. Me: Healing wounds, turning the undead. Chris: … I’m not hiring you for my office.
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Abigail Nussbaum @abigailnussbaum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Far too many people on my feed and in my mentions are debating which Israelis are inherently killable. Guys, the issue isn't whether all Israelis serve in the IDF, or whether you can get out of conscription. It's that anyone who says "all members of group X are guilty" is advocating genocide.
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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Did she really name her dog after an Israeli submachine gun?
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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There’s often a difference between the law and how people act. French law says anyone can become French. Israeli law says Israel is a Jewish, not an Israeli, state.
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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I really like Snapdragons now. Gotta remember to pick some up tomorrow.
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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This one: The “Hatikvah” comes in right at the end, so you can skip to about 0:48 if you don’t want to stare at a cute nearly-nude blonde for a full minute.
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Novig is Just Sports
YouTube video by Novig
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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Honestly surprised that I haven’t seen people melting down over that sports betting website ad where Sydney Sweeney appears nude and the music suddenly and inexplicably veers into the Israeli national anthem at the end.
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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Inputting bookwords into my brainspace risks infectifying and corrupticating my personally hand-tooled thinkitecture.
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פינחס יוסף מונד @pymundgenealogy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My Judaica publisher told me rabbis keep filling his Talmud margins so I asked how many margins he has and he said he just goes to print and adds wider margins afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding whitespace to rabbis and then his printer started crying.
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alt.tv.pink-opaque @maxrebosroadie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This film is not based upon the Gospels but upon this fictional exploration of the eternal spiritual conflict. (from The Last Temptation of Christ)Chris Evans
And just to be clear, this isn't Buzz Lightyear the toy.
This is the origin story of the human Buzz Lightyear that the toy is based on
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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Seems to be a real thing. I found a 7-year-old Reddit thread about it.
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From the CFB community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the CFB community
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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah, I have a Standard Breakfast that I’ll eat for months at a stretch, then switch to a new one. Excepting Sundays, which are for bagels & lox.
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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But trivia is just lore that hasn’t yet been acted upon.
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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My memory is that the news media in the late 1980s reported it as a simple “sex scandal” and didn’t go into details.
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Pyat, a Mouse @pyat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Matt Howarth has died. He did a lot of art and creative work for the Myriad Song RPG from my publisher, though I'm sure is best known for the Post Brothers and work for Heavy Metal. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Ho...
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Matt Howarth - Wikipedia
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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No!
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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“I’d catch the brain worm.”
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Julian @jl8e.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Any truly benevolent dictator would dismantle the systems that let them hold power
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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Having lived through the 1980s, I can tell you that it most definitely was.
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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dappier
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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
… So when Congress sat down to work out the Volstead Act, the banking industry was like “Wait a minute, if we have to trash all this booze, you’ll wipe us out!” So Congress kept the warehouses, and established a “medicinal exception” to Prohibition.
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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
… This meant that if you were a distiller, and you needed a bank loan, you had a convenient form of collateral: A whole bunch of booze in a gov’t-run warehouse, with gov’t documentation, and guarded by US Treasury agents! So a lot of banks wound up holding a lot of booze as collateral. …
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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
… See, in 1897, Congress passed the Bottled-in-Bond Act, to improve the quality of American whiskey. This act set up government-run warehouses where distillers could deposit their booze, provided that it met certain requirements. …
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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well, maybe. People did used to believe in a variety of medicinal benefits to alcohol consumption. But also, “for medicinal purposes” was a bit of a scam during the Prohibition Era. …
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 04/10/2026
one time i was in a restaurant with my mom and she was talking about her digestive issues and she suddenly says “i can’t even eat your father’s nuts anymore” and i and everyone else within earshot stop and stare mouth agape and she says, “you know those jars of cashews he always has sitting around.”
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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah. A few years back, I caught part of an old Chris Rock comedy special while channel-surfing. There was some pretty great material in there. And then he got to the part where he talks about women. Whoof. Dude clearly had some issues, even back then.
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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not sure I’d want to stay, but I’d certainly ask them to run me through the sickbay for some free super-future health care.
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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Toe beans!
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 03/10/2026
Just bumping into this again with people _reflexively_ using the word "grape" or a 🍇 emoji and not even realizing they're doing it. It's all part of the same system, where the men running these companies make platforms that don't even let people accurately describe the crimes that they enable.
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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We could have had taco trucks on every corner.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🎶🎶 Hot town, punching Hello Kitty So adorable-even bleeds real pretty Head’s big but her body’s itty-bitty Should I punch her more? Gonna ask the committee Staggering ‘round, kitty Walkin half dead Walkin into traffic-squashed like a flatbread… 🎶🎶🎶
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials
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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You’re not going far enough. We could abolish time zones altogether. Just put the whole planet on GMT time. Go to 24-hour time, too. Businesses in each region can pick their own times to start and stop things. The standard workday in NYC would run from 14:00 to 22:00.
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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“The Pope? How many local models runs he?”
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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Six Sigma of Palmer Eldritch
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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pretty clear that the “Yeshua” bit is supporting the line about getting names wrong.
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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fibonachos! Bet you can’t eat just one! Or two! Or three! Or five, or eight, or thirteen…
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