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Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸

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Bristolian. Anarcho-Fluffy. Evertonian. Massive Wool. Bristol Rovers (women's team mainly). Toronto Maple Leafs. Trans rights and Free Palestine. He/him. Gene Hunt is not my real name sadly.

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Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 3h
To be clear: City's owners are welcome to fuck off and never return and if that means we have to deal with them not owning vast swathes of the country and extracting rent from it well I guess we'll have to deal with that
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Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 3h
I mean, we knew this already, not least because Burnham melted instantly when asked about it
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Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 4h
Same - my grandmother was Canadian of Dutch heritage but nobody's out there questioning my Englishness!
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Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 4h
FKA Twigs is a person, not a band!
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Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 20h
Canada is a civilised country. It abolished the death penalty for murder in 1976, for military offences in 1998 and has not executed anybody since 1962.
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Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 20h
Poll was representative of 2024 Alabama voters (two thirds Trump, one third Harris) Poll wasn't even trying to do politics, it was about PBS with some other Qs tacked on Donald Trump is in negative numbers. In ALABAMA They are so fucked
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Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 21h
The funniest thing United could do after the international break is bring back that banner in the Stretford End denoting the number of years since City won the league
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Martin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No FA Cup in 58 years. Never been champions of Europe.
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Martin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Incredible to think that it's 59 years since Man City won the title.
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Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh hang on, fat balls and suet are allowed anyway. Town.
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Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have rebelled and put them out the other day. I'm sitting here watching tits dine on my fat balls and it is lovely
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Martin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And yet, only yesterday - after the biggest cheating scandal in professional sports history was revealed - we saw the UK Prime Minister saying he didn't want the Abu Dhabi royal family to sell up. And we know why. Just as we know why Boris Johnson pressurised the PL to allow MBS to buy Newcastle.
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Youngy @mancversusfood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is just further proof of the bent nature of the sponsorships. No regular sponsor would threaten to sue the Prem for the reputational damage of a report they arent even named in. They would just cut ties with the club www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
MyExpectationsWereLowButHolyShit.jpg
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Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Then there's the real danger of mistreatment by federal authorities as a visitor. But yeah, who knows why there's this sudden precipitous drop in visitors eh
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Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Only really 'mind boggling' if you take this data entirely context free. If you understand that the US has been ramping up threats and insults to their two immediate neighbours who between them drive the lion's share of foreign visits to the country then not so much.
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Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Literally the only Everton fan to look at this and go "these things are the same"
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Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure: Be Excellent
ALT: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure: Be Excellent
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 30/09/2026
"It is "frustrating when people rush to judgement", Burnham said. This has been ongoing for EIGHT YEARS and the panel took TWO YEARS to reach their verdict. 'Rush to judgement'
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 30/09/2026
Burnham "I would be really concerned to lose them. "They've been such a huge partner in the building of modern Manchester and obviously the building of Manchester City into the global force that it is." BY CHEATING AND PISSING ALL OVER EVERY OTHER CLUB IN THE COUNTRY
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Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You really don't have to be that old to remember a PL without MCFC, a club who are famously cursed
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Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tbf they were Libyans
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Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tamest vindaloo I've ever had was in Greenwich Village. He even warned me it was hot and, um, not really
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Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Don't do any Iranian terrorism" presumably
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Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There'll be an extra place in the Premier League available so it can all be adjusted upwards with either more promotion spots or fewer relegations
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Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This really. While Mahmood and Phillipson remain in office and are allowed to pursue their horrible bigoted agendas I shall not be spaffing my pants over this guy
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Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tl;dr - if the EPL decides to expel rather than deduct points then EFL rules allow for admittance at L2 level. Lots more fun things to consider in the thread though, especially if the club fails to gain a licence from the IFR
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Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
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Bored Now
Alt: Vampire Willow in Buffy says "Bored Now"
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Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I read that and immediately thought "who by? why?". Answers were few in the subsequent copy
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Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Apart from Burgon, he definitely is
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Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
God they are SO shit
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Martin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cheers to the biggest cheats in sporting history finally getting caught and being without any residual plausible deniability. Now, onto the punishment and accountability.
Glass of spirits
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Martin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Important to recognise that Man City players and fans are victims in the way that the families of organised crime bosses are victims when their husbands or fathers are finally nicked. They may not have participated, but they enjoyed the proceeds of those crimes.
As much as it hurts as a foreign fan it’s really nothing compared to what the match going fans, the local fans, the club staff and the players must be going through. None of whom have a drop of stain on them. 

I hope the club management finally realises their responsibility, connects with them and addresses their concerns. 

Love this community. CTID
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Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Dr. Evil Says 'How About No'
Alt: Dr. Evil Says 'How About No'
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Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Relegate them multiple divisions. Force their sale. Never allow this gang of crooks near English football again. Ban them from having sponsors and make them wear the word 'CHEATS' on the front of their shirts forever more. Nothing short of this will do.
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Against League 3 @againstleague3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How's that going for you?
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Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
900 MILLION POUNDS They wanted to dock us 12 points for going over by 20 million
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Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well it was nice and warm going down and no issues thus far subsequently 👍
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Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Full enquiry into the 1984 Milk Cup final as well please
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Steve (low effort Halloween name edition) 👻 @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They've got nondescript vans with the name of a fuel company but the phone number is one digit off - a cunning disguise for terrori oh wait red diesel thieves, they're fuel thieves aren't they, diesel is at record prices and some bolt cutters, a pump, and some charcoal can make you easy money
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Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've made apple pie filling, rearranged the freezer to accommodate it, whipped up a delicious cucumber and chilli soup for dinner and now I'm wondering how else I can use my home alone time
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Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That's outrageous! I still bear a mild grudge against Villa for our cup game against them two seasons ago - not that they beat us 9-0 but that they sent us to Walsall because we weren't deemed big enough to play at Villa Park.
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Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm so fed up with the development sides thing. The vast majority of the FAWNL didn't want it so we got it anyway. Guess which four teams it's gonna be lol Didn't see the Villa thing. What happened?
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Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm trying to articulate my feelings about this but yes, that. I also find the total focus on four specific clubs maddening, especially when the FA seem determined to engineer it that way forever.
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Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everton's boozy culture under Kendall isn't often discussed because of the success we had under him but it's known that Southall was the one refusenik allowed to absent himself from it all. Kenny here pretty much says he was reluctantly dragged into it and drowned.
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Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Little insight into football's slow transition away from drinking culture there with is reference to Alex Ferguson's binning off of MUFC's infamous boozers.
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Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've just done it in seconds. Probably different processes though given my season ticket seat is reserved for me and you need to move?
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Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So do I, which makes me wonder where the fuck I'm putting this apple pie filling until I'm making the pies themselves
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Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Get in losers, it's apple pie time
A large pot on a stove containing apple pie filling - sliced apples in a broth of sugar and spice
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Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not seen any chat about this yet - Billy Kenny has a book out and this interview is pretty uncomfortable reading
theguardian.com
‘Goodison Gazza’ Billy Kenny: ‘The only time I’ve had peace was when I was locked up’
Everton’s great lost talent of the 90s tells Donald McRae about the drinking culture that enveloped him as a teenager, his time in jail, struggles with depression and how he got clean
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