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OptaJoe @optajoe.com · 19/09/2026
50 - Tottenham Hotspur have lost 50 of their 141 Premier League games at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium, as many defeats as Arsenal have suffered in 382 top-flight matches at the Emirates Stadium. Gap.
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arseblog @arseblog.com · 13/09/2026
Mad that Bruno Fernandes got away without any sanction at all there.
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Haris @afcmhr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Bruno Guimaraes scores his first Arsenal goal and it's an absolute beauty! [🎥 - TNT Sports]
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Haris @afcmhr.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It's even better in slow motion. Love the reaction from Ben White. [🎥 - Arsenal]
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Haris @afcmhr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A beautiful goal by Odegaard to put Arsenal in the lead. 🎥 - Sky Sports
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Haris @afcmhr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Let them know, Bukayo.
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Orbinho @orbinho.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Arsenal have won as many Premier League games at White Hart Lane in 2026 as Tottenham have.
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Eze celebration
ALT: Eze celebration
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Nishant @nishantgunner10.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
In 2026, Arsenal have won the same no of games at White Hart Lane as Tottenham- 1 win each 🤣
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Lewis @lgambrose.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
A couple of years ago there was a lot of very silly hand-wringing from fans of clubs like Newcastle and Villa when Arsenal wanted players like Isak and Watkins from them. A lot of 'why would he leave us for them?', even West Ham fans begrudging Rice the move. Not seeing any of that anymore.
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David Ornstein @david-ornstein.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
🚨 Arsenal nearing total agreement with Newcastle United to sign Bruno Guimaraes. Desire among all parties to bring situation to close + deal now on course for completion; 28yo awaiting #NUFC permission to undergo medical & seal #AFC switch 🚨 @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/743...
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Arsenal nearing agreement for Bruno Guimaraes transfer from Newcastle
The Brazil international has informed Newcastle of his desire to leave the club and join Arsenal.
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averagekenyan.bsky.social @averagekenyan.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Infantino is a greedy little cunt
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Queen Gooner @sofire.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I can go to bed happy. Night Blueskyers.
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Tim Stillman ⭐️⭐️ @tim-stillman.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
No need to even play the season imo. Just leave the table like that and we go again in 2027-28.
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arseblog @arseblog.com · 30/05/2026
💔 Love these boys though
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James Benge @jamesbenge.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Always thought it would end this way because...
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@AAllenSport @aallensport.arseblog.com · 30/05/2026
Before we do these penalties, I’m proud of the team…they really are living up to The Unbearables nickname.
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averagekenyan.bsky.social @averagekenyan.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
MAD
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Rohan Patel @gunnerohan.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Ben White, zero fucks given when walking past the trophy. Never change! 🤣🤣🤣
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arseblog @arseblog.com · 24/05/2026
Obviously a shame that Sp*rs didn't go down, but I suppose we just have to thank them for taking 5 points off Man City this season which went a long way to us winning the league. Cheers, you twats.
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Haris @afcmhr.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Arsenal fans in Kenya today gathering together! ♥️
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@AAllenSport @aallensport.arseblog.com · 04/04/2026
None of you are going to give a shit about this at the parade.
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Amy Lawrence @amylawrence.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
There’s bottle… And there’s bottle. Vamos ❤️
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Orbinho @orbinho.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Fuck off
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averagekenyan.bsky.social @averagekenyan.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
First one I can remember in my lifetime
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averagekenyan.bsky.social @averagekenyan.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
My hands are shaking
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averagekenyan.bsky.social @averagekenyan.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I'm a wreck, horrible feeling waiting
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dani ⭐️⭐️ @daniawfc.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
not watching the match but checking the score every 30 seconds
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Poorly Drawn Arsenal @poorlydrawnarsenal.com · 19/05/2026
I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm
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averagekenyan.bsky.social @averagekenyan.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
F**k me , Arsenal is going to be the death of me
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
"You can't let a bunch of lunatics have a nuclear weapon." Donald J. Trump, May 5, 2026.
Photo of Trump, Vance, Rubio and Hegseth.
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averagekenyan.bsky.social @averagekenyan.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Win the next five games and this would be the best Arsenal season in my lifetime 🤞
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Daily Cannon @dailycannon.com · 19/04/2026
This is the longest match in the history of football
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Arsenal FC @arsenalfc.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Your Gunners.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
"I thought he was an Arsenal fan"
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Scott Willis @scott.cannonstats.com · 18/03/2026
Arsenal have won by 2 or more goals 23 times this season. Arsenal have lost by 2 or more goals 0 times this season.
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Poorly Drawn Arsenal @poorlydrawnarsenal.com · 15/03/2026
Sunday mood
Max Dowman celebrates Gyokeres‘ goal by choking him. Cristhian Mosquera celebrates that. All poorly drawn.
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Lewis @lgambrose.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
This, entirely. Because we haven't got over the line in one of them yet, it feels like we've been in a constant title race since the autumn of 2022.
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Scott Willis @scott.cannonstats.com · 14/03/2026
The leverage of the next three Arsenal matches on my mood is sky high. I know it’s tough but I’d really like to see the team go 3/3 here.
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Prashant 🌊 @prasshant.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Lol, it's even better than I thought... they're worried, they're nervous as hell, sure mate 😂
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@Feverpitch from that there Twitter @originalfeverpitch.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Many thanks to Fulham and Man City for their generous donations to the Relegate Tottenham Project.
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KP 🏆🏆 @darealkencho.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Whatever it takes. Up The Arsenal.
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Ian Stone @ianstonecomedy.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I think we have to fully embrace the George Graham 1-0 to the Arsenal vibe now.
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Met (C) 🏆 @afcmet.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Stage 5. Acceptance
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averagekenyan.bsky.social @averagekenyan.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Something's off. We're still in the blip
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arseblog @arseblog.com · 28/02/2026
I see the winner of the FIFA Peace Prize is at it again, doing more peace and stopping more wars. Oh. Get Infantino out of FIFA. Football deserves better than this ghoulish, obsequious, evil little toad of a man. He represents everything that's wrong about the game and the world.
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Jennifer 🏆 @jenisntokay.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
At least Thomas Frank can openly celebrate this NLD victory.
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 17/01/2026
Tottenham must be so confusing for people who think managers matter
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averagekenyan.bsky.social @averagekenyan.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Best we can hope for is draw in this one, Liverpool look terrible in midfield
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Miguel Delaney @migueldelaney.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Liverpool's starting formation really doesn't seem to make sense here. Two central midfielders, and then four attackers you can't even get the ball to. Surely play Wirtz as a false nine, have two wide attackers, and then have another midfielder instead of Salah/Gakpo?
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Dan @boinzy.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Perfect. No notes.
Screenshot from Threads:

Pic of Usha Vance dressed in plaid pajamas remarkably similar to the plaid pattern of the very couch she’s sitting on. 

When asked how she and JD found time to make a 4th baby, Usha said, "you just have to find the right time and ensure the mood is right."

judy.julian77 responded:

Is that why she's dressed like the sofa?
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