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AvatarStormcrow

@avatarstormcrow.bsky.social
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Definitely not a supernatural creature. They checked.

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AvatarStormcrow @avatarstormcrow.bsky.social · 17h
My favorite political party is the after party.
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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Being told I'm not in Kansas anymore but I wasn't even there to begin with
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AvatarStormcrow @avatarstormcrow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I have built Around my light A hooded lantern I have long tired of sharing it Only to see it burn all away Now anyone Who wishes May look Without getting Their wish
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AvatarStormcrow @avatarstormcrow.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm getting That feeling again Like everything Is imminent change Like someone New and wicked Was overheard Speaking my name
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AvatarStormcrow @avatarstormcrow.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Downgrade a movie: Star Scuffles IV: A Refurbished Hope
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AvatarStormcrow @avatarstormcrow.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Deep down, everyone knows about the spiders.
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AvatarStormcrow @avatarstormcrow.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
As things get worse, it will become increasingly clear that the powerful will never yield peacefully to the sane. They were willing to lie to you, when that worked. A call for "unity" and "action" by "liberals" against "progressives" is their last offer of a comfortable collar. Decline.
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turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Oh alright girls one more song then it’s bedtime. 🐮 🎶
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AvatarStormcrow @avatarstormcrow.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Any killer can take a life, but killing a world requires a politician.
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Aidan Wake 💀🪦👻 @aidanwake.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Friendly reminder that the worst of the world’s problems have been created by the people profiting off of them and telling you it’s something else.
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AbyssGrant - Busy with comms @abyssgrant.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Week 1: Enter the Dragon This was my first submission. I wanted to portray dragons as forces of nature.
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AvatarStormcrow @avatarstormcrow.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
SmokeyThe Bear was actually talking to one specific person
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E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
tried rocket surgery once, it’s not brain science
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AvatarStormcrow @avatarstormcrow.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Sometimes hiding in plain sight is a stroke of genius, other times it's just the best available option. In the latter case, one may as well have fun with it.
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AvatarStormcrow @avatarstormcrow.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Idiots are, as we speak, working as hard as they can to make AI smart enough to tell them what to do about AI, now that they have fired everyone competent on the advice of AI.
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AvatarStormcrow @avatarstormcrow.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Just one of Cerberus' heads having to come out to the other two.
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AvatarStormcrow @avatarstormcrow.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
✋
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AvatarStormcrow @avatarstormcrow.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
The world is built without compassion. It must come from us.
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AvatarStormcrow @avatarstormcrow.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I will have to check that out!
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AvatarStormcrow @avatarstormcrow.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
For wisdom, heed those who care for nothing else. For knowledge, study those who care for nothing else. For strength, work alongside those who care for nothing else. But for success? Above all, reject those who care for nothing else.
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AvatarStormcrow @avatarstormcrow.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
For those keeping score, "You'll see" became "we're pretending to be correct", and has now become "we're wrong and don't care." The plan now is to move swiftly on to "we know we can't win and don't mind openly cheating."
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AvatarStormcrow @avatarstormcrow.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Rubio's performance today seemed like a real cry for help. It was ultimately a scathing indictment of his own party's recent crimes. Who do you think is coming to save you, Marco? Who are you talking to?
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Charlotte the Procrastinator @catsbearsandme.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
#RebelThriver #MarwanMakhoul
"In order for me to write poetry that isn't political, I must listen to the birds, and in order to hear the birds the warplanes must be silent."
- Marwan Makhoul
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AvatarStormcrow @avatarstormcrow.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
From the past or present, one can only visit a future, not the future. The past, however, could be visited from any future.
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Molly Ploofkins @mollyploofkins.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
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AvatarStormcrow @avatarstormcrow.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Do you think the ones who discovered fire imagined the city burning? And yet it did. It burned for them. Fire always does.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The Forest Service just told Congress to go pound sand. Forest Service Chief Tom Schultz appeared before the House Appropriations Committee this week and made it clear the agency is moving forward with
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AvatarStormcrow @avatarstormcrow.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The only difference is that dying stars used to be bright.
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AvatarStormcrow @avatarstormcrow.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Each cartridge an instrument, each console a player, each line of code the touch of a composer's ghost upon the score. Perhaps we should have listened more closely.
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AvatarStormcrow @avatarstormcrow.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Today I learned that old school video game cartridges did not contain recorded music. They just had instrument data and instructions on how it should be played. Our video games were never just playing music for us, they were performing it.
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AvatarStormcrow @avatarstormcrow.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Behold the TV show government broadcast on channel WW3. Everyone is ready for this episode to end, now, even the fans. Unfortunately what's coming on next is "Hillbilly Elegy 2: Hillbilly Presidency" and it will be very difficult to change the channel. Even the couch feels unsafe.
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AvatarStormcrow @avatarstormcrow.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The comedians have become your prophets.
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AvatarStormcrow @avatarstormcrow.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Herein, where untoward themes arise, we seek to confound only that we might comply; a purpose in conveying purpose. Let not afoul this world repose, marking incantation well; much disproven. Instead, we fulfill in state what has been stated as purpose: Do more, until you have no longer done nothing.
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AvatarStormcrow @avatarstormcrow.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Taking apart everything I've built here, because no one else knows how. Two months more, everything will be gone with no trace. Good thing I gave up having feelings, I'd be a wreck.
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AvatarStormcrow @avatarstormcrow.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I played the hell out of this. Literally.
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AvatarStormcrow @avatarstormcrow.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Sometimes my thoughts are just too beautifully stupid not to share with the world.
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AvatarStormcrow @avatarstormcrow.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Today I saw a post on social media that made me realize the United States and the Soviet Union both collapsed under the leadership of men who did Pizza Hut commercials. The grim truth is, literally no one out Pizzas the Hut. We should have taken the threat more seriously.
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Dia VanGunten / Writer @pinkzombierose.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Trump’s having a Sunday Funday while the rest of us worry about the consequences of his actions. We fret over the big picture, going decades into the future, if we’re lucky, but he’ll be dead soon. He’s golfing. My skin is crawling. We are not the same.
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AvatarStormcrow @avatarstormcrow.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
It's official, I will be losing the sanctuary later this year. Some operations are being relocated, others shut down. My own fate remains uncertain. I am unsure if there will be further news on this from me again.
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AvatarStormcrow @avatarstormcrow.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Sometimes settled dust reveals a hidden pattern.
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AvatarStormcrow @avatarstormcrow.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Rough February. Now, we March.
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Some can feel the heat from a hot stove and avoid it altogether. Some need to touch it to be sure. Some will keep their hand on the stove and get singed before admitting it was hot. Some would rather burn to death than admit it. Trump is down to the last group.
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AvatarStormcrow @avatarstormcrow.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Or should I tell them all a little bit more? 😉
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AvatarStormcrow @avatarstormcrow.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Am I invisible yet?
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AvatarStormcrow @avatarstormcrow.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Would fix a few things tbh
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chrid @chrid.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
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AvatarStormcrow @avatarstormcrow.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
media.tenor.com
a cartoon of a bus with the words mystery flesh pit underneath it
ALT: a cartoon of a bus with the words mystery flesh pit underneath it
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AvatarStormcrow @avatarstormcrow.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Suffering but like a song As shadow sings my name A rumor learned within a dream I slip aboard the train Passing haunted boundary Freed from passing memory No secret will be learned tonight Sleep, and fade Into the light
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