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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
TikTok will be co-owned by China and Trump allies, Paramount was sold to a pro-Trump billionaire who's also set to buy Warner Bros, X is owned by an apartheid-bred fascist, WaPo and Meta are owned by Trump-cowering billionaires, and Murdoch owns the Fox empire. Here's why media has a liberal bias.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Charlie Kirk’s murder in Utah raises new questions about Zohran Mamdani’s approach to law enforcement.
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Acetylsalicilique @acetylsalicilique.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Wow didn't expect the replies to be full of "yeah graffiti sucks". Isn't Bluesky supposed to be cool, not the old neighbourhood cranks. Graffiti rules actually.
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Elon Musk is a knot-c @ava9999.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
i love when WordleBot in the t*mes tells me that i’m a dumb stupid idiot for not guessing the most random word that nobody has used since a third grade spelling test for my second guess. alright then clanker
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I have never not wanted to read something as much as I don’t want to read the John McWhorter op Ed on Sydney Sweeney’s jeans ad
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Elon Musk is a knot-c @ava9999.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
everyone say thank you @hank1313.bsky.social for gifting me this sticker, albeit despite some creative differences— he suggested it go on a carton of eggs, but i think my placement forces the interpreter to confront the vulgarity of the piece. love you dad!
sticker of donald trump pointing, caption reads “i did that!”aforementioned sticker placed inside a toilet bowl
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Coca Cola, sometimes war
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Elon Musk is a knot-c @ava9999.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
post got removed from r/proplifters. permission to lib out. please.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/06/2025
“Despite the lofty promises of pharmaceutical companies, there’s simply no evidence to suggest that vaccines provide more immunological benefit than punching a few holes in a horseshoe crab’s carapace and slurping its blood directly,” said Kennedy theonion.com/rfk-jr-...
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RFK Jr.: Vaccines No More Effective Than Drinking Horseshoe Crab Blood Straight
WASHINGTON—Citing extensive research he had conducted on the matter, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. issued a statement Friday claiming that vaccines were no more effective than drinking horseshoe crab blood straight. “Despite the lofty promises of pharmaceutical companies, there’s simply no evidence to suggest that vaccines provide more immunological benefit than […]
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Elon Musk is a knot-c @ava9999.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
i’m scrutinizing anora for being BORINGGGGG 🥱🥱🥱
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Caitlin G. DeAngelis @caitlindeangelis.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns
eight leatherbound books all titled "FERNS" volumes 1 through 8
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/05/2025
CDC Officials Announce Free Ice Cream For Everyone, Delicious Tasty Ice Cream, And Also There Is An Ebola Outbreak theonion.com/cdc-off...
CDC Officials Announce Free Ice Cream For Everyone, Delicious Tasty Ice Cream, And Also There Is An Ebola Outbreak
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/05/2025
What To Know About ‘Sinners’ theonion.com/what-to...
What To Know About ‘Sinners’

Q: What is Sinners about?

A: America’s inability to discuss its complex racial history without bringing the Irish into things.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/04/2025
Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone theonion.com/unpopul...
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Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone
WASHINGTON—Looking around with despair as he searched for an open seat in the Pentagon cafeteria, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly forced to drink his lunch alone Wednesday.  According to witnesses, the 44-year-old former Fox News host wandered through the lunchroom and took slow, deliberate steps past tables filled with jovial military officers […]
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Elon Musk is a knot-c @ava9999.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
just pressed as hell 😭
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Me (just showed up, no idea what’s going on): Yeah! Crucify him!
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Senator Mark Warner @markwarner.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
The art of the deal!
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Elon Musk is a knot-c @ava9999.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
how my future is looking if things keep going at this rate
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Elon Musk is a knot-c @ava9999.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
four members and hardly a top lip to show for it #ccf
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Elon Musk is a knot-c @ava9999.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
everyone else can retire the title of “D1 yapper”
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Elon Musk is a knot-c @ava9999.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
denmark can have them whatever
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HeyGuysImTom @heyguysimtom.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Rather than just admit that he didn't know everything about covid, trump felt embarrassed and decided the better option was to tear down any and all institutional competency that could ever make him feel dumb again. And the gop just....agreed with it
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Elon Musk is a knot-c @ava9999.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
is it bad that i feel a sense of moral superiority for disliking things that become unpopular before they lost popularity? i’m seeing the internet turn on bernie sanders and this is how i imagine the unibomber felt
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Vatican spokesperson says the Pope is recovering well from injuries sustained in his first MMA match and “can’t wait to get back in the ring”
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PeterBMeme @peterbmeme.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
The #ElectoralCollege is #DEI for #RedStates
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Becca Rea-Tucker @beccareatucker.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Keeping families together is a reproductive justice issue.
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Elon Musk is a knot-c @ava9999.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
taking a break from politicsposting to say what the fat fuck is this people.com/shailene-woo...
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Shailene Woodley Is 'Really Excited' to Portray Janis Joplin in a Biopic: 'She's Such a Groovy Chick'
Shailene Woodley shared some information regarding her in-the-works Janis Joplin biopic during her Dec. 3 appearance on 'The Tonight Show,' where she said music producer Linda Perry "really pushed me ...
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Elon Musk is a knot-c @ava9999.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
@columbiauniversity.bsky.social @barnardcollege.bsky.social
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𝙇𝙪𝙘𝙖𝙨 𝙂𝙖𝙡𝙤𝙧𝙚 ⛲️🌊 @lucasgalore.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
AMERIICAN REQUIEM by Beyoncé is shorter than Adrien Brody’s Oscar speech and more memorable and impactful than whatever he said btw
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Elon Musk is a knot-c @ava9999.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
nice try, “jeff”. you know that we don’t have those anymore.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Can’t believe this guy is Deputy Director of the FBI now
Don Bongo
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
"Keep you're friends and enemy's closer" - Machiavelli, The Art Off War
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Elon Musk is a knot-c @ava9999.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
White New York Times subscribers have a shred of reading comprehension challenge level IMPOSSIBLE
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Elon Musk is a knot-c @ava9999.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Call me spineless or whatever but I genuinely think this type of absolutism is incompatible with the human condition.
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Elon Musk is a knot-c @ava9999.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
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onion person @junlper.beer · 16/02/2025
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
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Elon Musk is a knot-c @ava9999.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I think this is fair
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Elon Musk is a knot-c @ava9999.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Is he fucking serious
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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/02/2025
the main driver of white gen-xers reactionary sentiment is that they’re unable to reckon with the reality that they’re aging out of the main demographic that capitalism is advertising to. it’s a big part of what this last election driven by “wokeness out of control” was about
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
desk/couch is a classic talk show setup. he keeps bringing on the same guest every time but it's still a great show
my four-month-old son at his play desk looking at chuck the dog who's sitting on the couch
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Elon Musk is a knot-c @ava9999.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I’m more of a fan of protection for trans athletes but sure bagels can be my concern at the moment
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Elon Musk is a knot-c @ava9999.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Thinking the lasting impact of a performance that has (and has had) everybody talking will be a pair of BOOTCUT* jeans is the whitest and most brain dead take I’ve seen yet lmao
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Elon Musk is a knot-c @ava9999.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
So embarrassed to be a student at @barnardcollege.bsky.social of @columbiauniversity.bsky.social today. Trump’s fascism machine is continuing to crank out oppressive measures and it’s disheartening to see my university simply fall to its knees in surrender. Trans athletes WE SEE YOU & SUPPORT YOU
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Elon Musk is a knot-c @ava9999.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I hate The computer
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Elon Musk is a knot-c @ava9999.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
When fantano likes an album i like he’s a serious journalist who did his research and has insightful commentary and when he gives something i like a bad review he’s a self-important pretentious dickwad who can’t stop blowing smoke up his own ass for long enough to realize it’s good
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ELTRON @zoekage.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Someone said Kendrick Lamar fans are people who weren’t afraid to read out loud in school 😂🤣
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Korlis @korl.is · 04/02/2025
I strongly believe that for his work here on Earth he should be honoured to be the first and only man on Mars
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Elon Musk is a knot-c @ava9999.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
u thought u dunked on me with 2 xeets and an unverified statistic lol ur funny
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