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@autismdenier.bsky.social
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Ate one of those squishy Bionicle masks when I was 12.

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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Vegan Chik'n & Dumps
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LIQUID T▲D @tadsbeard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grizzly_Man
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Own country is in its century of humiliation, but at least I'll live to see the complete dissolution of the United Kingdom.
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Listening to a Counting Crows album here and feeling my molecules reach a harmonic frequency that transmutes me into a member of Krippendorf's Tribe.
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Did they ever address why the Butler in BG3 is dressed like Amy Sherman-Palladino?
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Staub @yepstaub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what a curious day to put these on sale
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Kirk
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This Max Bemis shit has got me so fucking depressed
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Caught my distorted reflection in the glass while trying to get a pic of the new paint color for my house, and I'm feeling like someone hit me with the Up+Turbo+Steal
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The Black Tongue Thief sequel, lets goooooooooooo!!!!
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Followed me out of bed, just so he could puddle on me on the couch this morning.
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Butch lesbian Logan. Wlwverine.
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
All that for a normal ass man made of wicker. How does it feel to be forced to look up to the sky, even in your dreams?
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I'm at the point where I look outside and things that should bring me joy, just fill me with worry. I see a Fisher in my yard and I can't help but think, "I hope he doesn't overheat. I hope he doesn't choke on the smoke. Maybe I should leave water out." I think I used to have more wonder in me.
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Something unusual for me is that I've actually come around on The Vampire Lestat's finale. Usually I like things a little less after sitting with them and being removed from the emotions I had in the moment. At first I was convinced I had the count wrong, and there was another episode coming. (1/4)
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
“Big Fan” Whispers Every Cop Walking By Andrew Tate’s Jail Cell thehardtimes.net/culture/big-...
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“Big Fan” Whispers Every Cop Walking By Andrew Tate’s Jail Cell
BUCHAREST, Romania — Law enforcement officers detaining controversial online influencer, misogynist, and sex trafficker Andrew Tate reportedly keep whispering “big fan” every... Continue this tale
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
"In women's tennis, I always root against the heterosexual."
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Andy Serkis is a shitty director and a shit human who should have lived his life in a mocap suit and been happy with the praise he got from the world knowing so little of him.
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Shout-out to how when crews are repaving roads they like to leave the sharpest edge they can and then just not do anything with it for a month.
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Knew a guy in college who got rich off of developing a yoga position designed specifically to achieve the perfect angle for scratching your balls with your own fart.
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I've had this bit as an earworm for 6 months now. One of my favorite Astrogoblin bits so far.
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Claudia's hand on the piano...
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Cirque du Soleil boyfriend boofed before his routine and now he's a human gravity bong.
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Lestat's voice cracking at the end of season 2 as he remembers the exact date and time Louis hurt himself, despite being over 40 years ago and hundreds of miles away. Then making me hear that sound again as he begs Nicky to stop hurting himself. Terrorism.
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
That part in the VTM: Eternal Whispers trailer where it asks if you will "rise as the sword of Caine", and every character I've ever made starts to whisper in my brain, sabotaging all my future playthroughs....
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Last minute Supergirl reshoots are looking crazy.
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Tagging my phots as "pre and post op pics", but it's just me before and after I finally best my rival in a duel.
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Got him looking like he's got an incoming message from The Big Giant Head the way I'm bouncing on it.
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Thankful that I get to introduce someone new to one of my favorite pastimes. Loathing Carth Onasi.
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Enemy Mine still rocks.
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Looking to trade. Two in a bush or best offer.
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
My potions are too strong for you traveler.
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Day of the Dead, but Captain Rhodes is a freak
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Called my wife "oomfie" one time and now my paychecks are garnished and I can only see the kids twice a week.
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
We could be farming the greatest Resident Evil memes of all time if we just made a concerted effort to trick Alex Jones into thinking 'T-Virus' was trans slang for Testosterone medication.
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Adi Shankar (derogatory)
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Do you think H.R. Giger and Georgia O'Keefe ever linked up?
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Napoleon in Exile
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I may have misjudged the size of pan needed for my cheesecake...
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
"All you had to do was pay us enough to live."
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Absolum got me feeling like a bully sometimes.
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
You look like you're made up of only recessive genes
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Absolum rules. Just finished my first run, and absolutely loved it. Beautiful art. Great music. Combat feels so fluid and impactful. Absolute must play. Galandra is the Champ.
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Sun Tzu's Art of Vore @rhena.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
incredible work on this one
"What were they thinking?!" said Rolfe, furiously highlighting the passage, 'IRJace is the child of racism, not the father? "Turns out, 'Whiteness' isn't about the hue of our skin, it's a marker of our place in the social hierarchy. It's taxonomy, not genealogy! Talk about a shitload of fuck!"
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
He looks like if The Matrix was about being cis.
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
430 dollar energy bill got me feeling a certain way.
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Transitioning just so I can get the most out of the Astrogoblin Discord
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Ian Worm the semen demon @2hot4worm.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
dear followers,,, today i give you amadeo in vaguely historically accurate 15th century clothing tomorrow? nobody knows #wormart
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