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@autismdenier.bsky.social
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Ate one of those squishy Bionicle masks when I was 12.

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Ian Worm the semen demon @2hot4worm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
MANHUNT #wormart
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
She's All Zaat
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Rocky @viperwave.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They couldn't decide who gets to be the next pervert
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Vegan Chik'n & Dumps
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Tad, I actually cackled
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ʂƈαɾყT▲D @tadsbeard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grizzly_Man
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Own country is in its century of humiliation, but at least I'll live to see the complete dissolution of the United Kingdom.
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Listening to a Counting Crows album here and feeling my molecules reach a harmonic frequency that transmutes me into a member of Krippendorf's Tribe.
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Did they ever address why the Butler in BG3 is dressed like Amy Sherman-Palladino?
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Staub @yepstaub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what a curious day to put these on sale
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
a film by Kirk
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Kirk
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You're telling me the dude who made Yellow Cat / Red Cat is a fucking creep?! Fucking devastating.
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This Max Bemis shit has got me so fucking depressed
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Caught my distorted reflection in the glass while trying to get a pic of the new paint color for my house, and I'm feeling like someone hit me with the Up+Turbo+Steal
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The Black Tongue Thief sequel, lets goooooooooooo!!!!
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A true banger. But may I submit; youtu.be/h6CXnZtHsWk?...
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Slamahoochee
YouTube video by WORM ALERT - Topic
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
How it feels to lose "the game"
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Followed me out of bed, just so he could puddle on me on the couch this morning.
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Butch lesbian Logan. Wlwverine.
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
All that for a normal ass man made of wicker. How does it feel to be forced to look up to the sky, even in your dreams?
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Happy Birthday!💜🤙
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Some people call 'em Fisher Cats, but they're just like big weasels. They get the size of like a house cat, and they're super cute, but also feisty as hell.
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I'm at the point where I look outside and things that should bring me joy, just fill me with worry. I see a Fisher in my yard and I can't help but think, "I hope he doesn't overheat. I hope he doesn't choke on the smoke. Maybe I should leave water out." I think I used to have more wonder in me.
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
it's arms crossed I yelled, "Is that fucking PAUL!?" Whether it's Lestat's psyche giving himself peace or it really was his soul, I found it really beautiful. Also getting a little nod to Lestat's feelings on his gender was nice, even if the show mostly ignored Gabriella's gender expression. (4/4)
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I KEEP thinking about all those dinner scenes of Lestat and the fledglings. Louis and the Armends (specifically him owning up to his part in human trafficking and the evil he contributed to before even being a Vampire). And mostly Paul. As soon as I saw that grey blur in the background with (3/4)
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Mostly because I was SURE they were going to have an Akasha stinger as the final shot to lead in to season 4. Then I was feeling a little bummed. Not very, since I found the season to be lots of fun and a very unique change, but it still felt somewhat anticlimactic. But the more I sit with it, (2/4)
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Something unusual for me is that I've actually come around on The Vampire Lestat's finale. Usually I like things a little less after sitting with them and being removed from the emotions I had in the moment. At first I was convinced I had the count wrong, and there was another episode coming. (1/4)
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Somehow I forget that you and I have somehow curated the exact same algorithm.
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
“Big Fan” Whispers Every Cop Walking By Andrew Tate’s Jail Cell thehardtimes.net/culture/big-...
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“Big Fan” Whispers Every Cop Walking By Andrew Tate’s Jail Cell
BUCHAREST, Romania — Law enforcement officers detaining controversial online influencer, misogynist, and sex trafficker Andrew Tate reportedly keep whispering “big fan” every... Continue this tale
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
"In women's tennis, I always root against the heterosexual."
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Me when Tad passes out at the wheel from too many Big Red sodas and I have to save my uncle's grocery store.... ....also I'm Chinese.
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Andy Serkis is a shitty director and a shit human who should have lived his life in a mocap suit and been happy with the praise he got from the world knowing so little of him.
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Spending 450 the day after an 1100 maintenance visit is so rad dude. I love paying taxes AND needing personal transportation to get literally anywhere.
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Shout-out to how when crews are repaving roads they like to leave the sharpest edge they can and then just not do anything with it for a month.
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The next special edition Star Wars releases are gonna be amazing. Can lt wait to see if Han or Greedo bounces on it first.
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Knew a guy in college who got rich off of developing a yoga position designed specifically to achieve the perfect angle for scratching your balls with your own fart.
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I've had this bit as an earworm for 6 months now. One of my favorite Astrogoblin bits so far.
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Claudia's hand on the piano...
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Making this my avi and getting in the comments like, "Very cool. What's your address btw?"
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Cirque du Soleil boyfriend boofed before his routine and now he's a human gravity bong.
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
All the sports teams coulda made the balls into comets for their logos! So much potential....
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I think that was probably my first "boomers are fucking stupid" moment. Anyways they're the Coyotes now and that's cool.
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
We were the "Candor Indians" and our mascot was the stereotypical Native Chief. I remember in like... 6th or 7th grade they had a vote to change the name and the students pretty much unanimously agreed they wanted to be the Candor Comets... Then a bunch of parents got mad and shot it down.
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Lestat's voice cracking at the end of season 2 as he remembers the exact date and time Louis hurt himself, despite being over 40 years ago and hundreds of miles away. Then making me hear that sound again as he begs Nicky to stop hurting himself. Terrorism.
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Anarch, but honestly... Similar enough vibe
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Ea-nāşir Defender @autismdenier.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
That part in the VTM: Eternal Whispers trailer where it asks if you will "rise as the sword of Caine", and every character I've ever made starts to whisper in my brain, sabotaging all my future playthroughs....
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