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Randal Eldon Greene

@authorgreene.bsky.social
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Fiction writer. Published by Corona/Samizdat & Harvard Square Editions. linktr.ee/authorgreene

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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 6h
So Anne Carson, who’s not only a poet but a classicist to boot, won a thing today. Damn, it feels good to see someone like her win an honor she deserves. #nobelprize #poetry #AnneCarson
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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 6h
Longhand slows me down, and that makes the first draft better, so most of my pages end up being material which I won’t throw out entirely. I also find that if I want to write something with meat to it, longhand helps. For whatever reason, it’s easier to avoid brevity when writing with pen and paper.
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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That story wasn’t nothing!
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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank you & great question on word counts. I find them to be a rather poor form of motivation. Most of writing is rewriting. I’m deep in a first round of revision, so tracking numbers of words is distracting & fruitless. My first drafts are written longhand. No word counts there either. Just hours.
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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Consistency is had by waking up at 6:30, dropping my child off at school by 8:30 and then making sure I write until it’s close to time to go pick her up.
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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What’s your writing schedule? Here’s mine: Mon-Thur: 9am to 2:30pm Fri: 9am-1pm Large breakfast. Skip lunch. Realistically, I’m at my writing desk by 8:40am most days. After a month of my new daytime writing routine, this seems to be what’s working. #authors #writers #amwriting #writingcommunity
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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#writing #writers #authors Same question as Jon Wolfer from Threads, what part of the writing process makes you feel alive?
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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There’s those who want to be on top of the mountain and then there’s those who want to climb to the top of the mountain.
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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I had no less than nine short story ideas yesterday and a tenth one today. Remind me how many lifetimes I have to write all the 💩 in my head? #amwriting #writer #writerslife #author #books
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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Writers, do you ever have a brainstorm storm? Like a really stormy brainstorm where you get a multiplicity of writing ideas? 🧠 ⛈️ #author #writers #writing
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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m just joshing. Was inspired by a post someone made on threads. I just shared an image of it as a new post here.
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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#threads #humor #AI #authors #writing #writers #writingcommunity #books
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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I must’ve had this book as a kid. The cover and names on the front are so familiar.
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Khonri 🫜🎃 @khonri.com · 04/10/2026
I'm feeling attacked by @theonion.com but also 10/10.
"How a Book Becomes A Bestseller, The Onion demystifies the publishing process."

1. Proletariat becomes literate. 
2. Author's creative inspiration flourishes upon marrying spouse with high-earning, unethical job.
3. Author chooses magical being to have sex with, then works backwards.
4. Author lands agent by running full speed into them while holding loose-leaf copy of manuscript.
5. Penguin Random House blackmailed into seven-figure book deal.
6. Editor removes typos and originality.
7. Famous author who hasn't read book reminded they got three glowing blurbs last year from authors who hadn't read theirs.
8. Publisher contacts Merriam-Webster to license all words it's using.
9. Marketing completely misrepresents plot, tone, and author.
10. Terrified independent bookstore owners gamble their razor-thin profit margin on this one.
11. PR firm hires thousands of people through Craigslist to performatively read book on subway.
12. Colman Domingo, contractually obligated to appear in all things, voices audiobook.
13. New York Times oracle nods.
14. Book written for sole purpose of becoming movie becomes movie.
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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Help! I’ve fallen in love with my AI scammer. 😫 - - #AI #authors #humor #writing
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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My non-writing goal this week is to organize some of the loose piles of papers and notebooks so I can begin fleshing out some of the story ideas I’ve drafted or outline with good old pen and paper. #writers #amwriting #organization
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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thanks for the info. Tons of these editor/beta reader accounts do this same spiel. I try to be polite in case there’s a human who’s just desperate and doesn’t get how this industry works when it works legitimately. But yeah, I may just start reporting them instead of deflecting.
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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well, I’ve woken up four hours early. Tried to sleep. Kept thinking about my book. Gonna go get two extra hours at the desk now, turning my six-hour writing day into an eight. #amwriting #writingcommunity #writerslife #books #writers
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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ditto
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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I use to uno reverso and send these kind of scammers my fee schedule, and when they say no, I’d offer a discount. Was more fun before AI. Nowadays I ignore the spam because it’s not even a human I can screw with.
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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Aww. Thanks for the offer. I’ve got a group of alpha reader I see in person every week. And my beta readers will have the MS soon. All people who’ve I’ve built relationships with either writerly or professional. Cheers!
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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The ballet is about a pigeon. 🤭 It’ll make more sense once you read it.
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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I had to leave the writing desk for a meeting at my job. I’m not too disappointed because I managed to pen out my revisions and am full of fire for the next scene. #writers #authors #books
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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The climax of chapter 11 (I’m rewriting most of it). Skipping over the ballet libretto for the moment. I’ve got the basics done but need to research pigeons and write my dance down.
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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nah. Too many folk offering paid services. I only use people I know IRL because there’s too many folk using AI to edit/read whilst asking for money.
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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nope. Nothing specific.
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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Utilizing the [write this bit later] placeholder text so I can get the juicy bit written. #amwriting #author #books
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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I get so excited for this aspect of my readers’ experience.
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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two things I want more of from life: -time spent surrounded by trees 🌳 -time spent experiencing books 📚
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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I haven’t had the pleasure of a lazy Sunday in years!
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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mostly if anything really isn’t working (with a good explanation of why).
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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No thanks.
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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Shakespeare corner. I’m a huge fan of The Bard. Team Measure for Measure. What’s your favorite William Shakespeare work? #shakespeare #books #amreading #bookworm #plays #theater
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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
After a second (and easier) revision and a bit of line editing, yes, I think I’ll be ready. No latter than Christmas.
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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A libretto inside a novella inside a novel . . . I am basically writing the equivalent of a Russian nesting doll. 🪆 #writer #author #amwriting #books
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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah, I’ll make changes if needed (fix any errors they catch). After that, it’s pretty much a final copy edit and proofread before I enter the query trenches. I’m trying to make money so I can’t be spending cash I don’t have on editors (my publisher will have an in-house team of editors anyway).
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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My betas will catch any pre-query trench errors hopefully and provide me with feedback on what works and if they have any big reservations about anything. I know a few people who are familiar with my genre, so I’ve got some good readers in mind.
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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That’s a question I get asked surprisingly often. My book is close to 200,000 words. That’d be too expensive for any editor worth the cost. Even if it was shorter, a senior and several junior editors at the publishing house will look at the MS before it ships to bookstores and libraries. Thanks.
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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Great question. General feedback. I’ve got a few people who know my genre well enough to trust their judgement.
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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Great advice. Celebrate any W that I can. 👍
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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It feels weird seeing how few steps I’ve got left before I’m ready to send the book manuscript to my beta readers. Maybe i should break down each step into it’s constituent parts just so I quit feeling so accomplished. 😅 #books #writing #author
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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Good book. 📗 Good coffee. ☕️ Whatever this sing-screeching sound my four year old daughter is making. 🎶❗️ This is the life. #parenting #girldad #books #coffee #family #fulltimedad
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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That’s awesome. You saw a challenge and took it on!
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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Writers, what’s your weirdest inspiration for a story, novel, or poem? #authors #writingcommunity #writingtips #writer #amwriting
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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I prefer longer books, but ya gotta know your genre. And know if what you’ve got would be best to break conventions or not.
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Andy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
this comes out tomorrow. if you get a copy and post about it and tag me I'll give you an astoundingly specific compliment
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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🥳🌈 For the first time in 11 years working at this hotel someone has asked me if there’s a local gay bar. I finally got to direct a guest to our local LGBTQ+ hot spot! #lgbtq+ #ally #queer
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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No thanks. I only work with editors I know IRL (I know some veteran editors with 40+ years of experience) or with my publisher’s people.
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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It was more fun when humans ran these scams. I’d send them my fee schedule for appearances and push hard for them to pay me. 😏
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Randal Eldon Greene @authorgreene.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Not yet. Not until the second set of revisions are done. 😁
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