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Austin Flowers @austinflowers.bsky.social · 06/11/2024

I’m gonna go play bioshock for the next few months. With RFK Jr and Musk in key governmental positions and the recent wave of objectivism I’m assuming we’re all headed for Rapture.

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Austin Flowers @austinflowers.bsky.social · 06/11/2024

Probably. I wish whomever attacks us a merry just-fucking-do-it.

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Austin Flowers @austinflowers.bsky.social · 06/11/2024

I’d repost this for its overall message but I hold no such position. Everyone’s safe here as well

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Austin Flowers @austinflowers.bsky.social · 06/11/2024

I’m scared too. I want to hold my kids and cry but… I guess just hang in there.

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Austin Flowers @austinflowers.bsky.social · 06/11/2024

I’m sorry world. We failed you. We let the bad things in.

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Austin Flowers @austinflowers.bsky.social · 06/11/2024

I used to wonder why time travelers never came back from the distant future and I’m realizing we don’t have one.

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Austin Flowers @austinflowers.bsky.social · 06/11/2024

Yeah let’s go Hawaii. YOURE WELCOME FOR THOSE 4 ELECTORAL VOTES YALL.

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Austin Flowers @austinflowers.bsky.social · 06/11/2024

Yeah, Georgia. Suck my dick, Florida.

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Austin Flowers @austinflowers.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

“I’ve been ahead of you since I was 12!”

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Austin Flowers @austinflowers.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

Someone brought Trader Joe chocolate peanut butter cups to work today and let me tell you… they will not last long.

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Austin Flowers @austinflowers.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

I wish they put stickers in the mail-in ballots.

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Austin Flowers @austinflowers.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

COME NOW, LET US SHIT OUR PANTS TOGETHER!

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Jack, Shattered @shatteredjack.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

Remember, remember the fifth of November Electoral treason and plot That is the reason in this very season We must beat the orange fascist twat

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Austin Flowers @austinflowers.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

I’ve always wondered this. My headcanon is souls get divided like cells.

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Austin Flowers @austinflowers.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

Having a totally normal night I see

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Austin Flowers @austinflowers.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

Gn dude. Trying not to wake up in a fascist hellscape but that’s kinda always the goal innit

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Austin Flowers @austinflowers.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

Alright. What’s the coolest geological strata?

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Austin Flowers @austinflowers.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

Global warming is obv worse than projected. Chances of a Day After Tomorrow event happening in our lifetime? (I would like it to snow at sea-level in the tropics, please)

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Austin Flowers @austinflowers.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

Good news: we get to take rocks seriously again. “I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”

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Austin Flowers @austinflowers.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

Micronesia as well, please. They deserve it.

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Austin Flowers @austinflowers.bsky.social · 04/11/2024

Large Grid because Fairuza Balk taught me everything I know about fashion.

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Austin Flowers @austinflowers.bsky.social · 04/11/2024

I often imagine what past generations would have to say about all of this and I feel like this sign in particular has a very ‘Gary Larson punchline’ aspect to it.

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Catherine 🌷 @catebridget.bsky.social · 04/11/2024

brat secret wife? porn actor’s dead squirrel? you hit your head pretty hard. come, we must gather rushes down by the riverbank to re-thatch our roofs before the long winter.

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Austin Flowers @austinflowers.bsky.social · 03/11/2024

The IDF will receive nothing but support from America no matter who the president is because war makes money. I dont know why this is a partisan issue.

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Austin Flowers @austinflowers.bsky.social · 03/11/2024

Never ever underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.

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Austin Flowers @austinflowers.bsky.social · 03/11/2024

Ngl I’m worried not whether Harris will win necessarily but how well 48%(apparently) of this country is gonna take it when she does. Tens of millions if not more people full of rage, stupidity, and entitlement does not a quiet election make.

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Austin Flowers @austinflowers.bsky.social · 02/11/2024

We’ve been trying to come to a consensus since annexation and it’s not hopeful but a boy can dream.

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Austin Flowers @austinflowers.bsky.social · 02/11/2024

And release Hawaii to be a sovereign republic.

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Austin Flowers @austinflowers.bsky.social · 02/11/2024

I was at the kids gym with my kids and this guy was sitting on the only remaining chair while making his wife stand and my daughter(13) looked at them, looked at me, and mouthed the words “p-r-o-j-e-c-t 2-0-2-5”. She may have a better handle on this whole thing than I do.

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Austin Flowers @austinflowers.bsky.social · 02/11/2024