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Austin Bridges

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Writer for Wizards of the Coast Co-host of Saturday Morning Tuesdays He/him

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Austin Bridges @austinabridged.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Modern Star Trek horror episode plotline where the replicator malfunctions and only makes AI monster food
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Austin Bridges @austinabridged.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As soon as something happens in MTG story that I don't like, @grayhaem.bsky.social...
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Jiikae @jiikae.com · 10/09/2026
The “Big 3” gaming platforms are actually Nintendo, PC and a Chinese emulation device of your choosing.
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
GDT's reddit AMA spitting fire www.reddit.com/r/movies/com...
reddit comment: 

Hello! Did you intend the ending of Pan’s labyrinth to be real or in Ofelia’s mind?

Guillermo Del Toro's reply: 

My interpretation, and it's exclusively mine, is that it's real.

Because there's two things. One is what people call “The Shining Question.” The Shining Question is, Who opens the door for Jack to get out of the fridge? And Ofelia is in an attic with a guard outside her door, and she draws the door with the magic chalk, and she shows up in the labyrinth. So, the only way she could have gone into the labyrinth is the magic chalk. And the flower is real at the end. The flower that blooms in the dead tree. And the reason I think it’s real is because—and this is why I'm in favor of the human factor in art—I think that art does transform the world. You know?

Think about it for a second. One of the goals, with all this movement, is to make you believe that art is vulgar. That art is nothing special, and anybody can do art. That is like me telling you that I'm faster at running than Usain Bolt but I “run” in my motorcycle. Well, that's not the same. That’s not the same at all.

Art is important, and they want you to believe it isn't. It's part of the idea of control. The goal is not to have artificial intelligence. The goal is to foster natural stupidity. The goal is to foster you not looking for answers, and to trust yourself entirely to an engine. Look at the way we are dipping our toes into these things. We are starting to ask the machine, Is this true? For now, there's a correlation between reality and what the answers of the machine are. For now. But soon, we won't even investigate further. We will be told it's true. And if the machine is in the hands of somebody who should not be trusted, then your reality has been completely and utterly fucked. Because your intelligence ends at the question. You don't seek the answer. It's given to you.Q: You recently mentioned that AI creates 'semi-compelling screensavers' and that you'd 'rather die' than use it. As a filmmaker who relies heavily on practical effects and creature design, what do you think is the biggest thing lost when a computer generates an image instead of a human hand?

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The three quarters of the process that gave you the chance to think of the idea that people don't think about without that process. Meaning, AI can get you to the middle really fast, but there's a dialectic with the process that gets you to that top 10%. I'll give you an example with the Pale Man.

We sculpted it as an old man, with a face. And then I said, Let's take out the face. This happened because I saw a photo of a manta ray and the poster for Don Coscarelli’s Phantasm. That combination, which happened at two different times during a week or a month, are not permutations that are chemically part of an equation. They are alchemy. And then I said, Take out the face, and then I said, Let's put the eyes on the hands. This triangulation happens because I spent a month or two months living with the idea of this creature. And it's not linear.

AI is like a super-fast engine that makes semi-sentient permutations of things that are already done. Creation is things that have never been done. Coming to exist.

And the second thing is the loss of the apprenticeship that one has as an artist. You're never a master; you're always an apprentice. This is a kinship I have with, for example, Chris Nolan. When he showed me The Odyssey, there’s a scene when Matt Damon is floating in the stormy ocean and I asked him—because we were talking about practical effects, and how great it is and that we both always use a maquette or a model—and I asked him, How did you do it? He said, “We put him in a storm in the ocean.”

And you're gonna find that 30% of a great image occurs accidentally. You know, either a drop of water hits the lens, or the camera shakes. I remember when in 1993, '94, Jim…
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Katie 🔜 ATL @legdotegg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ugh the Theorist and Vraska as the cover to Rumours #mtgart #vraska #jace #realityfracture
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
we have immigrant concentration camps, diarrhea lettuce, zillion dollar gas, suicidal soldiers, measles resurgence, national park land sold to the highest bidder and teachers crowdfunding school supplies, but the real problems facing our country are a muslim senate candidate and an influencer
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Arya (hogpog_98 elsewhere) @aryawrites.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This was released yesterday, and just wanted to say I'm profoundly grateful for the amazing and welcoming trans community in magic. I look forward to many years of the community staying that way. #wotcstaff www.npr.org/2026/08/26/n...
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How 'Magic: The Gathering' creates transgender community
Magic: The Gathering, the fantasy card game with over 50 million enthusiasts worldwide, has become an important social outlet for some real people: the transgender community.
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kylie b @roguesquirrel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
tim curry had with miss piggy what the cowardly fraud geoff keighley craves but will never obtain
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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Austin Bridges @austinabridged.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I don't like this week at all
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Austin Bridges @austinabridged.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My most anticipated feature that I hope is in Kingdom Hearts 4 is the FFXVI ability to pause a cutscene and decode the lore in real time
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Austin Bridges @austinabridged.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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Austin Bridges @austinabridged.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Nice try 🤐
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Austin Bridges @austinabridged.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I'm gonna call these AI slop markers "attention whiskers" because every goddamn flyer and sign seems to get them now
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Reo Eveleth @reveleth.com · 17/08/2026
Another great example of:
A screenshot that says "Opinion: Guest Essay" and then "You Were In For a Dipshit Take As Soon As You Saw This Font"
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Reading about tank genders.
Text that says: The tank was made in "male" and "female" versions: males carried two 6-pounder guns and three machine guns, while females had five machine guns.

Female tanks were considered more useful, since machine-gun fire was effective in pinning the enemy while friendly troops advanced; male tanks also had to stop to allow the 6-pounder gunner to aim. After April 1918, "hermaphrodites" with one male and one female sponson were built.
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 09/08/2026
I've upped the goal one last time!! Can we get this fund for out of work game developers to $250k in the next four days!?
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 29/07/2026
I 100% have not changed a single goddamn thing about how I write here in the age of "AI." I write how I write. If the "AI" writes anything like how I write, it's because it stole from me. I'm gonna use any punctuation I like, and if it looks "AI"ish to you, you can go fuck yourself.
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Goddamn, RIP. I was introduced to his stuff after seeing the all-time melancholy classic ONCE in high school and getting sent down a massive wormhole of what was already a massive career all those years ago. So awful to see him go so young.
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Glen Hansard, Frontman of Irish Band the Frames, Dies at 56
The Irish singer-songwriter, who won an Oscar for the song “Falling Slowly” from the movie “Once,” died in a motorcycle crash.
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Austin Bridges @austinabridged.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I've arrived at ✨️ Efteling ✨️
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Austin Bridges @austinabridged.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Not greatest by any stretch, but I love a good chewy chunk of lyrics that rolls off the tongue. The one that comes to mind is from Hunchback of Notre Dame, where Q says "Out there among the millers and the weavers and their wives" I dunno what it is but it's like a verbal stim
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Austin Bridges @austinabridged.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Hague day, but for completely NON-WARCRIME reasons (i am innocent)
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Austin Bridges @austinabridged.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I can't tell if the plural apostrophe is somehow grammatically correct in the Netherlands or everyone is letting it slide but regardless this is my personal hell
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Austin Bridges @austinabridged.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Anyway I'm gonna get another stroopwafel
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tappytoeclaws.bsky.social @tappytoeclaws.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Signal boost for lost deck from #MCAmsterdam
Well - this sucks. Unpacked my bag and can’t find my tall UltraPro yellow deck box. I have no idea where I could have lost it but likely culprit is the pro tour area on MagicCon. Obvs low chances of finding it now but if someone did - I would be very grateful :(
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Austin Bridges @austinabridged.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Stumbled across an extremely cool karaoke bar in Amsterdam, they decorated the FUCK outta this place
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Austin Bridges @austinabridged.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Is uhh everything okay back home
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eshpur @eshpur.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
✣ Medieval Jimothy ✣
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Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 17/07/2026
Our third Magic Mutliverse set of 2027 is one of the most anticipated settings we've ever had. Zhalfir releases on October 1st, 2027! #MTGZhalfir youtu.be/ZaUhdKIc-yQ
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Zhalfir Announce Trailer | Magic: The Gathering 2027
YouTube video by Magic: The Gathering
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Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 17/07/2026
Our third set of the year is a return to a fan-favorite plane under siege. Kamigawa: Titanbreach releases June 4th! #MTGKamigawa youtu.be/cC6ebvZg-_Q
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Kamigawa: Titanbreach Announce Trailer | Magic: The Gathering 2027
YouTube video by Magic: The Gathering
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Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 17/07/2026
Let's dive into our first set of 2027 with a sneak peek at Nauctis: The Sunken Realm. #MTGNauctis
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Austin Bridges @austinabridged.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Amsterdog
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Austin Bridges @austinabridged.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I have arrived in Amsterdam!
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"we're using AI to turn PDFs into podcasts" is gonna be one of those phrases that gets mocked in about 20 years as the absolute height of the 2020s AI bubble of creating useless features dreamt up by Linkedin-climbing MBA lunatics for an audience of no one
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Austin Bridges @austinabridged.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Graham Reaper
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Chilari @chilari.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
There's no backwards compatibility anymore
A search bar with the question "will GTA be on antikyth..." And an AI summary reply saying "no. Grand theft auto will not be playable on the antikythera mechanism. The device is a 2000 year old ancient greek analogy computer and orrery used exclusively to calculate the positions of celestial bodies like the sun, moon and...". There is a picture of a bronze machine made of circular parts
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fangy @jeannesfangs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing
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Austin Bridges @austinabridged.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
If your local community is also being plagued by AI slop posters, here's one excellent option ✨️
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
i cannot stress enough how much this man should not be the democratic presidential nominee
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Joey Haeck @jamesjhaeck.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Come join the party! The D&D team has openings for a Senior Game Designer and a Senior Game Developer. If you're an experienced dungeon-crafter and dragon tamer, I'd love to have you on the team. job-boards.greenhouse.io/hasbro/jobs/... job-boards.greenhouse.io/hasbro/jobs/...
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Venger Says 'To The Dungeons!' (D&D Cartoon)
ALT: Venger Says 'To The Dungeons!' (D&D Cartoon)
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Austin Bridges @austinabridged.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
FromSoftware characters have yaoi anatomy
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Léo Chérel @cherelleo.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Don't mind me, I just found a good excuse to repost my Majora's Mask saga with the new 10 photos feature.
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Merlin G.G 🌻🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ VisDev Artist @everydaymerlin.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
adhd is crazy cause you can rot for an entire week and finally on day 7 your third eye opens and all the tasks you were procrastinating on get done in 3 hours
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🎃 Killy Witches 👻 @tillybridges.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
this was HR 2616 which also bans books by or about trans and nonbinary people from schools START CALLING YOUR SENATORS NOW CIS FRIENDS TRANS KIDS NEED YOU
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Austin Bridges @austinabridged.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
In another universe we would have had a GREAT Nintendo DS tie-in game for Kpop Demon Hunters
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
in a way, isn’t causing men to crash out before she’s even done anything just proof that Lupita is perfect for Helen of Troy
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Austin Bridges @austinabridged.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
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(S)Cary 🎃 @acry.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
In the next few months, I'm looking to pay Magic people to narrate English audio versions of select past MTG stories. Typically $100 for around 5k-8k words. Interested? Email audio@mtglore.com with your name, any decklist, and a one-minute audio sample attached.
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