Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 14hI had fluoro cheese when I saw the baseball in Dallas in 1997 010
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Just heard @softintheconch.bsky.social that Iran is now allowed to bomb you in California. 🫂 😢 It was nice knowing you. I hope you’ll get your $5000 voters cheque BEFORE that. 💵💣🇮🇷 100
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Hey #ASOS why didn’t you tell me about the hacker? Fake hackers? 000
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I hope #Diego doesn’t fart 💨 right now(!) …in #Bella’s face 😷 #rescuegreyhound #greyhound #loveAgreyhound 010
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I saw this #halloween video and thought of you @moosep.bsky.social @pride48.com Please tell me it WASN’T you?! 😪🙃😅🎃 vt.tiktok.com/ZSb4T1E9T/vt.tiktok.comTikTok - Make Your Day 110
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Handed in my RESIGNATION today. In 2.5 weeks, 12 years comes to an end. Sadly I can’t return to that toxic workplace (manager)! @pride48.com @urtheepiotome.bsky.social 240
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Happy KING’s Birthday 🎂 public holiday, (some of) Australia! @rtcruiser.bsky.social @pride48.com Surprisingly, #LNP hasn’t swapped it to May so they could move Labour Day to October 😁🙄 000
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“New” Traitors USA is out now. Says Season 1, but surely it’s not the first season???? @adamburnsuk.bsky.social You’ll know!? I have a fear that I will want to murder very cutthroat evil selfish LOUD American on this show 😬 @pride48.com 100
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Looks like #mossad had a busy and loooong day flying @flydubai.bsky.social from UAE to evil Israel yesterday. LUCKY 🍀 2 spare pilots on board… so only harm is INTERNATIONAL COVERAGE for genocidal Zionists 010
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I wish I wasn’t already totally full from lunch. Yet to try #Wendys here 😞⚠️🥪 @adamburnsuk.bsky.social @urtheepiotome.bsky.social 000
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My favourite old greasy spoon, Charcters Cafe, in the CBD looks like it’s getting a renovation?! Or; dead ☠️? @pride48.com Then again; I no longer work in the city. So who cares? 🤷 020
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Oh damn. Almost forgot @bigfattyonline.bsky.social A pinch 🤏 and a punch 🤜 for the first of the month. 1/10/26 110
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Looks like Daniel’s salary really did DOUBLE!… @pride48.com 💵💰🏭 …FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS on a short #disneycruise 😧😳 Bloody hell. @adamburnsuk.bsky.social will you 2 go; even though you’re unemployed?! 200
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’m still waiting to hear whatever show it was you called in to about - your KHA-NEE!!!!! 🙄 000
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Is your Apple Snack book a real book 📕? Or digital?! @bigfattyonline.bsky.social 110
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026That’s so they can say WORLD CHAMPIONS, even though there’s only 1 country playing. 😂😝 100
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Beautiful. But it seems bigger in every picture?!? 100
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Cold rainy spring day today. Diego is sleeping. Chooks are laying @urtheepiotome.bsky.social 020
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’m months behind. But: yes @danielbrewer.bsky.social says you must say your name when you call in. 000
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026That looks like the kitty litter robot from S’s closet 101
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Sent you a DOWN TOWN ™ voiceletter today - for your birthday 🎂 @bigfattyonline.bsky.social Call me Archer 🤦🏼♀️👴🏼 100
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Hey @urtheepiotome.bsky.social Does @adamburnsuk.bsky.social ignore you, too?! 100
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Got my new Apple Clock™ s12, in bronze. Tells the time SO well! 😆⌚️ @bigfattyonline.bsky.social @pride48.com #typicalApple RIP 🪦 Archer 100
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The #chooks are loving their Asian inspired breakie today: noodles, porridge oats & pellets. Mmm 😋 @pride48.com #backyardchickens #buffsussex #aracauna #creamlegbar #welsummer @urtheepiotome.bsky.social 020
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026HOT 🔥 Asian guy at gym today. @bigfattyonline.bsky.social For some reason, my gym session was ENJOYABLE today. Not sure why?!? 😍🤤 @urtheepiotome.bsky.social @pride48.com 100
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026AI data centre set to RUIN The Outback and suck energy of 1/3 of Queensland! @danielbrewer.bsky.social & @adamburnsuk.bsky.social 000
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026GET WELL SOON 🔜 🪚⛓️💥 @urtheepiotome.bsky.social La-nee surgery day 🚑🏨 010
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Urrrrgggghhhhh #gym Why am I so old and fat?! @urtheepiotome.bsky.social 020
