richard @auspices.bsky.social · 2hYou can’t make a race horse out of a pig but you can make a very fast pig 010
richard @auspices.bsky.social · 19hThis has been the subtext of every British newspaper opinion column for the last 20 years 021
richard @auspices.bsky.social · 29/09/2026did you know madonna's rider includes entirely new toilets to be installed upon her arrival at a venue and then destroyed in case anyone steals her dna and clones her 000
richard @auspices.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Can’t count or write for shit but 23 #universitychallenge 020
Reposted by richardderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal 337153081280
Reposted by richardNic @supernicebob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026At this point, though, if someone contends they've never even heard of "Human Skin Truck Baby" or Memphis Kansas Breeze, it may say more about the listener than the song. Or, for that matter, what they want to project to the world. 011
Reposted by richardMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“Middlebrow” is the perfect level of brow for a movie to be. if you want smarter read a book if you want dumber read some posts 91194141
richard @auspices.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I was trying to understand an arcane plot point of Evangelion and google just threw this magical spear of AI nonsense at me 000
richard @auspices.bsky.social · 26/09/2026By my rudimentary calculations I am approximately 1/3 as fit as the actor who plays Spider-Man 000
Reposted by richardDeadman97 @deadman97.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Blue Velvet (dir. David Lynch) 1986 074
richard @auspices.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Boggles the mind what has happened to the writers room for Strange New Worlds season 4, a few good stand alone episodes to start and then a bunch of disconnected retreads of previous storylines and characters disappearing randomly with absolutely nothing tying it together 100
Reposted by richardderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026some pilots are part of the furry community 745271591
richard @auspices.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This sounds like the shittest thing of all time and Paul Bettany is a bellend 011
richard @auspices.bsky.social · 24/09/2026He would have admitted climbing the golden stairs and cutting Saint Peter's throat with a bowling ball 000
richard @auspices.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo 000
richard @auspices.bsky.social · 23/09/2026new 'you can see everything' trailer youtu.be/HvW_N5p1q44?...youtu.beYou Can See Everything | Official Trailer HD | A24YouTube video by A24 100
richard @auspices.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Started watching the Elizabeth Holmes documentary and why did no one tell her to use eye drops, change her entire persona 010
richard @auspices.bsky.social · 23/09/2026imagine your parents farming you out for stock images and they use it for this 1122
richard @auspices.bsky.social · 22/09/2026An artist respects the silence that serves as the foundation for creativity 000
Reposted by richardc0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 16/09/2023I don't think I've ever talked on Bluesky about why I hate the Foo Fighters and Dave Grohl. Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up. 13537002026
richard @auspices.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I was a chubby kid so my parents swapped everything to diet versions so I manually added sugar to coke and yogurt which usually made it explode / crunchy. They released a ninja turtles baked bean pizza at some point I really liked 110
richard @auspices.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Last time I posted this image on Bluesky it got censored 031
richard @auspices.bsky.social · 17/09/2026consistently reported that 80% of luxury watch purchases are money laundering yet still everyone freaks out about turkish barbers 000
richard @auspices.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I love when Emma D’Arcy appears at awards shows and men and women alike in comments cannot even form words to describe how attracted they are 000
richard @auspices.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Evening ruined by having to dispose of a perfectly dead fox from my garden as my cats jump up and around like menaces 120
richard @auspices.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Who the hell is paying £40 for an alien ant farm record 230
Reposted by richardDr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My "I am not complicit" statement has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my statement. 1949071
richard @auspices.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I'm trapped inside a cascading series of repeating content fractals 000
Reposted by richard💀your friend corrigan.🥀 @hereliescorri.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Matthew Rhys every time he tries to sit down for a minute tonight. 1287
Reposted by richarddonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I respect my haters and share their concerns 101186270
richard @auspices.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Cloning probably bad but they should bring back the thylacine 000
richard @auspices.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I started a bit of a discussion about the NYC Fashion Week CEO strangling a woman during a COS show www.reddit.com/r/ThrowingFi...reddit.comFrom the ThrowingFits community on Reddit: New COS show looks wildExplore this post and more from the ThrowingFits community 000
richard @auspices.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Robert Crumb and Gary Larson both accomplished banjo players 000
richard @auspices.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Just experienced the awesome power of 4 x times strength lemon squash, science has gone too far 020
richard @auspices.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Babylon was the spaghetti junction of the ancient world 000
richard @auspices.bsky.social · 13/09/2026CEO :We need a longer name for our watch Designer, crying: we can’t it’s not possible 120
