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Aulritta

@aulritta.bsky.social
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I am the Kitty of Mordor. I have compressed chests, given last breaths, and helped people hurt less when they need to be cut. I try to be friendly, but I'm best when I don't have to worry about pleasing people. RN-GenSurg & Ortho.

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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see a dragon sitting on a pile of treasure. A speech bubble pointing off panel reads, “Dragon, why do you have all this treasure?”
In the second panel we zoom in on the dragons face. He simply says “shiny”.
In the third panel we pan to the left and see that there is a crow standing next to the dragon on the treasure.
In the fourth panel we zoom in on the crows face. He says “hell yeah”.
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Aulritta @aulritta.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Post from ProtoMario - YouTube
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lincoln carpenter, skeleton @lincolnhello.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'm sure Bluesky hacked off most of that headline on mobile, so:
PC Gamer headline: "Dwarf Fortress creator says we can learn something from simply walling up dwarf nobles to maintain an equal society—but notes you have to abolish the dwarf cops, too: 'Another lesson to be had there'"
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Andrew Longhofer @andrewlonghofer.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I have seen AI described as a "technology founded on a lack of consent" and it has been echoing in my head since then
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Thinking about why women might not want to use a product that has forced itself into every software interface to confidently shout things that are wrong
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Top screen: Slurm Slug looks at Fry (who has Meta AI over him) "that's Meta AI you can ask it anything"

Professor " ask it to fuck off"
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Judgment Dave of the Dead @davesdogmaggie.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Happy "Hitler Killed Himself in a Bunker Day" to those who celebrate.
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Panel 1: In the foreground, Shen is sweating and breathing heavily, resting his hands on his knees, having just run a mile on an outdoor track. Far away in the background, on the other side of the track, the Dark Wizard is holding a stopwatch and saying "AN 8 MINUTE MILE?? AND YOU HOPE TO SURVIVE HEARING EVEN THE WEAKEST ARCANE UTTERANCE??"

Panel 2: Shen stands up straight and swings around to look at the wizard. He raises his hands in an aggressive questioning pose and tells "HOW FAST IS >YOUR< MILE??"

Panel 3: The wizard has suddenly manifested right behind Shen and puts his long, bony hand on Shen's shoulder. Red sparks fly around them, as if the remnants of a teleportation spell. "instantaneous," he hisses.
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Gracie12 📎 @gracienlucy.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
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Jay @pescado70.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
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Aulritta @aulritta.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
This thought sparks joy.
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Nick Varga @karaoke-god.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
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wokeshitposting @wokeshitposting.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
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Aulritta @aulritta.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=hdQc... When you escalate a conflict, the price of peace increases. Buy peace when it's cheap and easy, or if you can't get in on the ground floor, at least buy peace before it gets even more expensive. Violence only drives up the price.
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Quark solves the problem of War with Economics
YouTube video by Kristoffer Newsom
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Aasa T 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @rosgakori.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Anyways.
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Screaming
A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”
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Aulritta @aulritta.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
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Post from The Tony Michaels Podcast - YouTube
👇👇👇Get Your Free Pocket Constitution | https://thecoffmanchronicle.kit.com/pocket-constitution
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Bylines Scotland @bylines.scot · 28/02/2026
“How’s my new war going?” “Not good, Mr President. They’re still talking about the files.” #TrumpGuilty #Epstein
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 27/02/2026
Wise words
A grey hoodie with text which reads:

“Buy a man eat fish,
He day, teach fish man
To a lifetime.”
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P.B. - Arcade/Arcane Vampire Vtuber @pbu.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
The Epstein files must be *really* bad.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
A post so smart I'm almost afraid to share it. www.garbageday.email/p/the-only-t...
The question of our time is how do you artistically rebel — and win — against a totally flat cultural landscape? And before my readers, who I assume are all approximately 36 years old and very tired, say, “so what, who cares?” This does matter. I mean, just look around right now lol. You know things are bad when even OpenAI President Greg Brockman is posting stuff, like “Taste is a new core skill.” If people had taste, your company wouldn’t exist, Greg.

But if everything is just attention now, and attention is completely commodified by algorithmic tech platforms, how can you push back against that? Well, I am slowly coming around to a theory on the new cool: You have to essentially pre-deplatform yourself. 

Culture right now is determined not by human teams of editors and producers picking and choosing what youth culture gets the spotlight, but, instead, by the unthinking algorithms that power YouTube and TikTok. Which means the only things that have the level of scarcity and danger required to be seen as cool by young people will, slowly, but surely, be whatever is unacceptable on those platforms.
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Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard @collinwoodard.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
What could go wrong using AI to help stage a few listing photos?
Photo of a fairly generic modern bathroom with a shower/tub combo, a toilet, a sink, a mirror, and a demonic entity coming out of the mirror
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Sam Youngman @samyoungman.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Have you ever once seen the New York Times quote Trump like this?
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VancouverPhil, a Blue Dude in Washington State 💙 @vancouverphil.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
#RobertKraft: I’m glad your #NewEnlandPatriots lost. I want to see everyone in the #EpsteinFiles and #Trump supporter fail. Sorry. I meant to say congratulations #SeaHawks #BlueWave #BlueCrew #VoteBlue
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🔞 Kit 🔞 @maximumuwu.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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Noah Shachtman @noahshachtman.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.
Finneas and Billie
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NBC News @nbcnews.com · 30/01/2026
A man dressed as Batman attended a Santa Clara city council meeting in California, urging officials to stop cooperating with ICE, as immigration enforcement faces growing public backlash.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/01/2026
Trump On Prosecution Of Journalists: ‘Bring Me The Tapper’
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Serge Broom @sergebroom.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Art by Lar DeSouza…
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
It's really too bad the United States Congress no longer exists.
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MinnMax @minnmax.com · 23/01/2026
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
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Pissed Texan. Enough with the bullshit. @pissedtexan.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
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WomenRiseUp2026 @womenriseup2026.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
#Epstein #EpsteinFiles
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WomenRiseUp2026 @womenriseup2026.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
#Epstein #EpsteinFiles
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Lena Sun @lenasun.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
SCOOP: American Academy of Pediatrics loses HHS funding after criticizing RFK Jr. Research included reducing sudden infant deaths and identifying autism early. Me and @Paigecunningham.Bsky.Social www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
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American Academy of Pediatrics loses HHS funding after criticizing RFK Jr.
HHS cuts key AAP grants, citing concerns about “identity-based language” and insufficient focus on agency priorities. The organization said the cuts could harm child health.
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Aulritta @aulritta.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
"Right... Right there!"
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GreGORY Maupin @gjmaupin.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Fine. Give us the Epstein files in Times New Roman, then.
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Aulritta @aulritta.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Honestly thought this was coming from the Onion. Nope, just more of the worst timeline on display.
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Colin Carlson @colincarlson.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
It’s good to explain that the CDC is lying and vaccines still unequivocally do not cause autism, even if it just reaches one person on here who has doubts. But the fight is out there, not in here; and the time to let go of the information deficit model of science communication was decades ago
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Aulritta @aulritta.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
For now, the delay in SNAP benefit payments should be minimal, even if all the reporting is "SCOTUS lets Trump block SNAP."
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 27/09/2025
Someone emailed me about the Trump hat generator I made at The Post back in 2015 or so. It doesn't work there anymore so I patched it up for my personal site. Do with it what you will.
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The hat generator returns
Back in, oh, 2015 or 2016, I made a tool that let Washington Post readers create their own versions of Donald Trump's signature baseball hats. After a while and after a change in The Post's content-ma...
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jae holzman @jael.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
OK i’ve seen almost no media outlet pick up on the fact the Supreme Court ruling endorsed conversion therapy and opens a portal to the normalization of conversion therapy nationally so here’s a thread explaining how they did so, and why you should care (1/x)
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Brian Cardone @cardonebrian.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
🚨🚨The White House is pissed off about this ad so you know what to do, share it everywhere! ICE is disappearing people just because of the color of their skin! No Warrant! No Due Process! This is not who we are as Americans! #MAGAKidnappers want an all white America, fuck that‼️
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Aulritta @aulritta.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
A color drawing of a group of people sitting around a campfire, facing each other.  Text above the drawing states:  "Your ancestors didn't sustain millennia of complex oral story traditions for someone to call your audiobooks cheating."
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Aulritta @aulritta.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
To my nurse and care tech friends, this is the "Can you help me hold the urinal?" cheese bowl.
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 30/04/2025
JEDI: Justice Equity Diversity Inclusion This is the way. Only the Sith are against the ways of the JEDI.
Logo for Altspaceforce - Resistance JEDI
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Emily St. John Mandel @emilymandel.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
“And I’m like, what do you mean, you ‘do your own research’? You running a double-blind study in your living room, dawg?” - A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic
NYT headline: “Kennedy Advises New Parents to ‘Do Your Own Research’ on Vaccines” 
Subheader:
“In an interview with Dr. Phil, the health secretary offered false information about vaccine oversight and revealed a lack of basic understanding of new drug approvals.”
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Christian Petersen @iwantyoustudio.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
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