Reposted by tyRhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 15/05/2026vanilla prudes are ACTUALLY what’s ruining America if you want the tea 1112
ty @augustusflop.bsky.social · 14/05/2026me af today after i checked in on internal interview from a month ago and the hiring manager set up a meeting to sit me down just to let me know i didn’t get it… 060
ty @augustusflop.bsky.social · 09/05/2026kinda wanna go to bump tn but don’t wanna go alone but also idk 170
Reposted by tydr. nicholas ☠️ @lostinmybedroom.bsky.social · 08/05/2026i mostly came back to spread the gospelopen.spotify.comClermont Twins 281
Reposted by ty🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Post my favorite pwincess? Me bitch, the fuck? 031
ty @augustusflop.bsky.social · 06/05/2026instead of saying “I’m a fat, worthless piece of shit,” they’re saying “I need peptides.” sry if it’s insensitive but some of us are sick and tired of y’all projecting your insecurities onto the rest of us. it’s always the hoes that don’t need weight loss medically too like stfu we’re sick. 020
ty @augustusflop.bsky.social · 03/05/2026AND after topping right after the club like I’m so crazyyyy 080
Reposted by tyluna ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @lunaxo7.bsky.social · 02/05/2026i need 25 piercings 50 tattoos and my hair cut and dyed TODAY… i’ve been going through something… as kendrick lamar once said 1363
ty @augustusflop.bsky.social · 03/05/2026too many basic straights in smartbar on a saturday plowing through the dancefloor like where’s the couth 020
ty @augustusflop.bsky.social · 02/05/2026lowk need a squatty potty for the work toilet I’m so short 020
ty @augustusflop.bsky.social · 02/05/2026microdosing living in bk by looking on bushwick/bedstuy grindr 020
ty @augustusflop.bsky.social · 02/05/2026annoying being in an environment where everybody’s tryna prove how woke they are ik i sound like a crazy person 020
ty @augustusflop.bsky.social · 01/05/2026hate when someone advertises how many times they’re eating in a day/how many calories like we don’t really need to know that 140
Reposted by tylaurel yanny @drlaurelyanny.bsky.social · 01/05/2026always getting woofs from people 5000 miles away on scruff... 3161
Reposted by tyty @augustusflop.bsky.social · 30/04/2026guysss being locked and plugged actually so fun wait 🤓☝️ #ff 4767
ty @augustusflop.bsky.social · 30/04/2026guysss being locked and plugged actually so fun wait 🤓☝️ #ff 4767
ty @augustusflop.bsky.social · 30/04/2026idk why i thought sarah mclachlan was irish growing up 😭 one of my teachers was from minnesota and i thought she was too 😭😭😭 010
ty @augustusflop.bsky.social · 30/04/2026sometimes wish god made me uglier and stupider i think i’d be so happy 130
ty @augustusflop.bsky.social · 29/04/2026i wanna learn how to make my own poke bowls to bring to work but i feel like there’s no way i could do it in an economical way AND get fish that would pass the smell test 030
ty @augustusflop.bsky.social · 29/04/2026this guy keeps liking my insta stories, but the ball’s in his court for a first meet. I ain’t sliding in his DMs again bsffr 120
ty @augustusflop.bsky.social · 28/04/2026supersets in a public gym should be outlawed. so fuckin greedy 000
