ty @augustusflop.bsky.social · 19/05/2026tbf some tall ppl walk up in front of me at the crosswalk and assume I’m gonna walk slow bc im short but they’re the ones slow af and now i gotta wait to pass you cuz ur taking up the sidewalk 😭😭😭 140
ty @augustusflop.bsky.social · 16/05/2026i birthed it…static.klipy.comRogu Smith Chilling in the BathtubALT: Rogu Smith Chilling in the Bathtub 140
ty @augustusflop.bsky.social · 15/05/2026not even scratching the surface but what am i supposed to do w someone who won’t even make out with tongue 😭 010
Reposted by tyRhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 15/05/2026vanilla prudes are ACTUALLY what’s ruining America if you want the tea 1112
ty @augustusflop.bsky.social · 15/05/2026i’d nibble just a bit off the side 🙂↕️static.klipy.comSquidward Bites Krabby PattyALT: Squidward Bites Krabby Patty 020
ty @augustusflop.bsky.social · 14/05/2026me af today after i checked in on internal interview from a month ago and the hiring manager set up a meeting to sit me down just to let me know i didn’t get it… 060
ty @augustusflop.bsky.social · 09/05/2026kinda wanna go to bump tn but don’t wanna go alone but also idk 170
Reposted by tydr. nicholas ☠️ @lostinmybedroom.bsky.social · 08/05/2026i mostly came back to spread the gospelopen.spotify.comClermont Twins 281
ty @augustusflop.bsky.social · 07/05/2026it’s all for u baby 😻static.klipy.comMassive Dam Water ReleaseALT: Massive Dam Water Release 010
