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ELA and writing tutor, freelance writer, lover of fandom and making weird stories to make the authoritarians mad This is a personal account. Views expressed here don’t represent any business or brand. Insta: magistrula_monstri Tumblr: wakingfathoms

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We’ve come for your beans, Chuck. @augureybirdbrain.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#jacobwohl #tizzyent I hope that right-wing conspiracy theorist Jacob Wohl gets sued into oblivion. He assaulted a woman and kidnapped (and nearly killed) a second woman. youtu.be/itKzrgRMo-g
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I ran across Jack Burkman and Jacob Wohl long before they were allegedly selling pardons.
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Houston Public Media @houstonpublicmedia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The family of a San Antonio woman has filed suit against Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, state medical officials, UT Health San Antonio and multiple doctors, alleging that Texas' abortion ban contributed to her death.
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Tierra Walker’s family sues Texas officials, doctors, alleging abortion ban contributed to her death
Tierra Walker died after suffering multiple health problems, including seizures, blood clots and dangerously high blood pressure during the first four months of her pregnancy.
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this velvet paw but conceals a remorseless fang
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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We’ve come for your beans, Chuck. @augureybirdbrain.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wealth Rapture is not a thing I ever expected to hear but apparently it looks exactly how I thought it would look. youtu.be/Qe7KB1AqhH4
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“End Times Fascism”: Naomi Klein and Astra Taylor on Billionaires, Bunkers, AI, Gaza & the Far Right
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 27/08/2026
WIZARD: where the hell is my orb SUSPICIOUSLY ROUND HOMUNCULUS:
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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · 27/08/2026
Honestly one of the weirdest things about this timeline is that the language of the fancam/fan-edit has essentially become the language of the fascist. Using the same editing techniques, the same conventions, all to convey a sense of dominance, control, and hyper-aggressive glorification.
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
> Be Gandalf > Live for thousands of years > Wield the abilities of a minor angel > Use those powers to make kids laugh
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We’ve come for your beans, Chuck. @augureybirdbrain.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
In a world of Nazis, be a Spider-Man. If you have the money and the spine, make a Hellsing Organization and be an Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing.
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PBS News @pbsnews.org · 18/08/2026
The national debt is expected to hit a milestone as soon as this week, crossing a major threshold of $40 trillion. to.pbs.org/4ifsapr
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National debt nears $40 trillion: How we got here and why it matters
The national debt is expected to hit a record high as soon as this week, crossing a major threshold of $40 trillion. Congressional correspondent Lisa Desjardins explains why that milestone is a warnin...
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We’ve come for your beans, Chuck. @augureybirdbrain.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Not with my taxes, they aren't.
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We’ve come for your beans, Chuck. @augureybirdbrain.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My new job prospects fell through T-T Sounds like community colleges near me aren't filling classes. Students can't afford to take classes. I promise my skills are transferable and useful, but it appears writing and research educators around here are going to be suffering for a long time...
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We’ve come for your beans, Chuck. @augureybirdbrain.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Bulwark is full of neo-cons; do bot trust them an inch.
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We’ve come for your beans, Chuck. @augureybirdbrain.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Respite on the Spitalfields, save me
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We’ve come for your beans, Chuck. @augureybirdbrain.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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We’ve come for your beans, Chuck. @augureybirdbrain.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Schrodinger's joke?
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We’ve come for your beans, Chuck. @augureybirdbrain.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Wild that there's such low turnout in Detroit. Quite worrying that voters appear to be exhausted and/or apathetic. Here's hoping mutual aid systems are inching forward, politics notwithstanding.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Many say this leaves no path to redemption; I will note that paths to redemption exist, but they are for the offender to walk, not for others to deem it walked on their behalf. And a Nazi isn't walking a path of redemption if they remain in the Nazi party. Nothing stopping them. Path open.
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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"Bluesky is a political echo chamber" okay but I'm mostly here to chat with fun internet people and post art and make jokes, I cannot stress how much I don't care
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Nor do we want to be on Truth Social. I would hate to find a welcome home there. I would hate to be somebody who would be palatable to such a place. We don't go on Truth, because nobody needs bullies. They *do* try to come on Bluesky, because bullies need the rest of us.
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H.K. @ivotecb4.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
So very sad
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 03/08/2026
BREAKING: EXCLUSIVE: Five months ago, we learned that ICE seized drawings and letters from children in the Dilley ICE concentration camp. I sued under the Freedom of Information Act. Today, I got responsive documents. www.muellershewrote.com/p/breaking-e...
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BREAKING: EXCLUSIVE: ICE Seized Drawings from Children in Detention. I Sued, and Today I Got Them.
Five months ago, I filed a Freedom of Information Act Request for papers seized from children at the Dilley ICE Detention Center. Today, I got a heartbreaking response.
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We’ve come for your beans, Chuck. @augureybirdbrain.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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We’ve come for your beans, Chuck. @augureybirdbrain.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
She hasn't DONE anything.
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We’ve come for your beans, Chuck. @augureybirdbrain.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
What is the point of a party that wants half the country to die? GOP delenda est.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 01/08/2026
I’ve seen a lot of my colleagues’ interactions with Claude working on research problems & it would be easier for me to accept it as a serious scientific tool if it didn’t end every single response with the LLM equivalent of “you want fries with that?” — constantly trying to goad you into asking more
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We’ve come for your beans, Chuck. @augureybirdbrain.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
New Epstein Ranch owner now in control of Texas state finances
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We’ve come for your beans, Chuck. @augureybirdbrain.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Quarantegan @quarantegan.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Case in point: bylinetimes.com/2026/04/14/t... h/t @bylinetimes.bsky.social
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The Neo-Nazi Enforcer Who Helped Build Peter Thiel’s Online Influence Empire
New Epstein-linked revelations show how neo-Nazi operative Andrew Auernheimer became a crucial link between Peter Thiel and the online far-right subcultures waging ‘memetic warfare’ against their enem...
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Corporate surveillance means higher prices online and at the store when retailers can leverage data they have about your shopping habits to squeeze you for a few extra pennies. This seems distant from getting your face scanned walking into a concert hall, but the underlying technologies are similar.
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
“Before you say “but I have nothing to hide,” listen up, law-abiding citizens! You don’t have to be personally targeted by surveillance for it to deeply affect your daily life, or darken the world your kids will grow up in.”
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Mira @thefreeradical.org · 23/07/2026
i maintain once again that the only reason most people dislike math is because they're taught it poorly. rote memorization sucks and discourages interest in like 99% of people. when you view math as a language for interpreting the universe... its way more fun and way cooler. also way easier!
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Mira @thefreeradical.org · 23/07/2026
also see this thread on why LLMS solving math is unimpressive. tldr - yeah no shit they can do that, computers are built on logic systems and LLMs trained for this thing would be good at it. it doesnt mean their solutions are worthwhile or notable.
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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ceej @ceej.online · 18/07/2026
I understand that there’s danger in dehumanizing your political opponents but I don’t know what else you’d call this worldview other than “inhuman.” he has no empathy, no charity, no positive feelings towards his fellow human beings. he is an anti-humanist. a being incompatible with humanity
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 18/07/2026
Recent ProPublica reporting shows how the Trump administration’s immigration enforcement is harming children: Deporting unaccompanied minors. Separating parents from U.S. citizen children. 📌 On Tuesday, July 21, join us for a discussion exploring the effects of these new policies. RSVP:
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ProPublica Event: How Children Have Been Caught in Trump’s Immigration Crackdown
Join us for a discussion about how families and children are being affected in new ways by President Donald Trump’s mass deportation campaign.
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dell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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OpenAI is being sued for stealing, again…
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We’ve come for your beans, Chuck. @augureybirdbrain.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 17/07/2026
Donald Trump promised “really big news” in his primetime address on election integrity on Thursday night but failed to deliver any. But it signaled a likelihood that the president will ultimately take drastic action to interfere in the 2026 midterms.
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We’ve come for your beans, Chuck. @augureybirdbrain.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Knockoff Oocyst Ozempic Summer
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We’ve come for your beans, Chuck. @augureybirdbrain.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
What in the Pete Wentz from Wish
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We’ve come for your beans, Chuck. @augureybirdbrain.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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We’ve come for your beans, Chuck. @augureybirdbrain.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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We’ve come for your beans, Chuck. @augureybirdbrain.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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