Reposted by August (they/them) 🍉Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026im getting tired of all these centuries of humiliation. could we try a century of a love and joy instead. or like at least a century of big titties. 8960309
Reposted by August (they/them) 🍉Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I don’t think it’s appropriate to jerk off to the bible 45109071
August (they/them) 🍉 @auggielaine.bsky.social · 11/07/2026It took my almost 13 years but I finally got a diagnosis for PMOS 000
August (they/them) 🍉 @auggielaine.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Looking for friends to play animals crossing with lmk if you wanna play 000
August (they/them) 🍉 @auggielaine.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Watching Buffy for the first time and wanted to see if Angel would be back in the final season and I'm super excited for the "Dirty Girls" episode with Nathan Fillion 000
August (they/them) 🍉 @auggielaine.bsky.social · 29/05/2026It's been 13 years and I finally got a diagnosis for PMOS 000
August (they/them) 🍉 @auggielaine.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I've had a UTI for the past week because I got tested for it at my Gyno and they said everything was "normal" Here are my abnormal test results 000
August (they/them) 🍉 @auggielaine.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Husband has been getting really into donkeys and mules lately 000
August (they/them) 🍉 @auggielaine.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Watching The Rookie and Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki guest starred along with the cast of drop out, again! 000
August (they/them) 🍉 @auggielaine.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Nevermind They guest starred Matt Rife and the show is focusing on JD's dating life and they only have him show interest in much younger woman 000
August (they/them) 🍉 @auggielaine.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Do you think this costs $1.99? I'm just not sure 000
August (they/them) 🍉 @auggielaine.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Heavy is the chest that wears the breasts 000
August (they/them) 🍉 @auggielaine.bsky.social · 09/03/2026The worst part of any video call is when everything wraps up and there's an awkward silence as everyone reaches for their end call button 000
August (they/them) 🍉 @auggielaine.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Watched the first 2 episodes of the Scrubs reboot and it's off to a strong start 000
August (they/them) 🍉 @auggielaine.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Weird behavior alert! I had done laundry before friends arrived at my house (including the hand towel in the bathroom.) I forgot to replace the towel and my husband's friend washed his hands then tried to discreetly wipe his hands on a clean blanket instead of asking for a hand towel 110
Reposted by August (they/them) 🍉Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Wishing Curtis Sliwa all the pussy his heart desires 730613
Reposted by August (they/them) 🍉Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 03/10/2025more like government slutdown the way chuck schumer is serving 🥵 5057843
August (they/them) 🍉 @auggielaine.bsky.social · 10/09/2025My spouse has some really cool job perks #tigers #detroit #detroittigers 120
August (they/them) 🍉 @auggielaine.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Got the mayor of Hazel Park in this tiki karaoke bar rn 000
August (they/them) 🍉 @auggielaine.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Anyone who wants to play animal crossing, let me know 💖 000
Reposted by August (they/them) 🍉Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Jubilee pitch: “Julius Caesar vs 20 Roman Senators” 632642199
Reposted by August (they/them) 🍉Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 20/06/2025If you’re under 30, you weren’t even born the last time Andrew Cuomo lived here. This is your city. Vote like it. 184164773025
Reposted by August (they/them) 🍉pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/06/2025When a drug-sniffing dog retires they should let the dog finally take drugs 613650373
August (they/them) 🍉 @auggielaine.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Trying to keep my velcro dog away for 2 seconds 010
August (they/them) 🍉 @auggielaine.bsky.social · 23/05/2025I think Ncuti Gatwa is my favorite doctor 010
August (they/them) 🍉 @auggielaine.bsky.social · 21/04/2025I love at the end of a match (fighting/wrestling) when they go to declare the winner and they all hold hands 020
Reposted by August (they/them) 🍉Akallabêth 🇺🇦 @akallabeth24.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Oops 😬 9827683619210
August (they/them) 🍉 @auggielaine.bsky.social · 08/02/2025If you listen to Kanye, we're not friends anymore Tweets from the past 19 hours TW: sexual assault, fatphobia, antisemitism, homophobia/f slur, abelism/r slur, use of the term bitches Part 1/4 233
Reposted by August (they/them) 🍉Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Women want me. Fish fear me. Fish want me. Women fear me. Women are fish, fish are fish. Phylogenetically, all vertebrates are fish. 59312909960
August (they/them) 🍉 @auggielaine.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Had to explain to my husband that an assorted cheesecake platter is a staple dessert for holidays (he's never heard of nor seen one) 110
Reposted by August (they/them) 🍉onion person @junlper.beer · 07/01/2025there was an insurrection in roku city 26124373
August (they/them) 🍉 @auggielaine.bsky.social · 01/01/2025I sent this to my friends because they're sick 000
August (they/them) 🍉 @auggielaine.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Quote this with a title screen that is iconic to you 010
