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Audric Moses 🇨🇦

@audricmoses.bsky.social
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Lipid scientist, environmental health advocate, 3-season cyclist, soccer coach, food grower, husband, and dad. #NetZero home. •🏐•⚽•🧘•🚴•🏋️•☮️ •he/him•

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Audric Moses 🇨🇦 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 4h
We've had at least a couple of frosts here in #yeg, but the sunflowers are still hanging on, and are still swarming with honeybees 😊. #yegwx
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Audric Moses 🇨🇦 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 20h
Looking for a good time 😘? #ableg
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Audric Moses 🇨🇦 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Be better, men.
bear protecting a woman from men
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Audric Moses 🇨🇦 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Everyone, meet Mel Green — one of my favourite Reply Gals.
Mel Green insulting me on the Xitter
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Audric Moses 🇨🇦 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Once again: The Poilievre Factor. h/t: @canadianpolling.bsky.social #cdnpoli
Nanos poll showing federal Liberals with 50% support, CPC with 28%
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Audric Moses 🇨🇦 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
LIFE HACK: tell your wife to calm down. Works great.
wife: I can't believe how much more relaxed I feel since you told me to calm down
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Audric Moses 🇨🇦 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm genuinely curious about how Kyle thinks you pronounce that word.
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Audric Moses 🇨🇦 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lick those boots harder, Zuck.
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Audric Moses 🇨🇦 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Maybe the envelopes were purchased as yet another single-source contract from MHCare... #ableg
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Audric Moses 🇨🇦 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey Elections Alberta: I mailed in my ballots today. The side flaps of the return envelope were not glued, and did not have any sort of adhesive. I taped them shut and mailed it, but this had better not invalidate my votes due to "tampering." The inner ballot envelope was fine. ⬇️ #ableg
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Audric Moses 🇨🇦 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The worst kind of cracat is a beuracracat. #cdnpoli
Kyle Rowland's having a day
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Audric Moses 🇨🇦 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hey Siri, what are tides? Asking for a separatist. #ableg #cdnpoli
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Audric Moses 🇨🇦 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just another day in Alberta Separatist Fantasyland. #ableg #cdnpoli
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Audric Moses 🇨🇦 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
People are still dying in ERs and waiting for specialists due to the UCP's purposeful underfunding of the system in order to sAvE tHe dAy with private services, but WHOA! A NEW DOOR 🤯!!! #ableg
Dreeshen announces new doorStanley's unimpressed
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Audric Moses 🇨🇦 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What's under Donnie's jacket? Wrong answers only. I'll start: bum-lifter panties #uspoli
Trump's big buttButt-lifter panties
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Audric Moses 🇨🇦 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
please vote for me #cdnpoli
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Jeff Samsonow @jeffsamsonow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I voted. Mailed my ballots. Hated all of it. This referendum could have been 3 questions: 1. Do you wrongly believe Alberta can separate from Canada just because you're a grumpy little guy? 2. Do you misunderstand the constitution and division of powers? 3. Do you want to be racist?
My referendum voting package envelope inside a Canada Post mailbox.
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Audric Moses 🇨🇦 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's been crisp out there in the mornings 😊. #yegbike #yegwx
Green grass, pond, ceiling of clouds
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Audric Moses 🇨🇦 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🚨 BREAKING: Fresh load of Jeff Rath's independence promises just dropped at the storage depot! Separatists, get 'em while they're hot, and fling 'em at all your friends (BYOS)! #ableg #cdnpoli
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Audric Moses 🇨🇦 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It pays to be a grifter with a farm full of diseased ostriches these days. But please, "WE NEED MOAR MONEY, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE BIRDS!!" There's an endless supply of fools willing to be parted from their money. #cdnpoli
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Audric Moses 🇨🇦 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
OR — hear me out — we invest those tens of billions of taxpayer $$s in renewable energy projects, since that's very clearly the tech of the future, and where the world is inevitably headed. Why do we continue to fawn before the mighty oil barons and their soon-to-be waning industry? #cdnpoli #ableg
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Audric Moses 🇨🇦 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I guess the way would be paved for the Rural Municipality of Wood Buffalo to separate from Alberta, and stop those unfair equalization payments to AB's big cities and vast rural areas. Fort Mac & surrounding areas contribute far more 💲 than they receive, right? #ableg #cdnpoli
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Audric Moses 🇨🇦 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yet another masterpiece 😂🤦. #ableg #cdnpoli
Albertan complains ON has cheaper gas than AB, posts screenshot of prices in ONPrices are from Ontario Park, Alberta
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Blake Shaffer 🇨🇦 @blakeshaffer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Setting aside the fact that Belarus wouldn’t come close to having enough potash available for export to replace Canadian imports, imagine thinking relying on **Belarus** to grow your country’s food supply was a viable option! 🤦🏼‍♂️
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Max Fawcett @maxfawcett.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There is no rake these guys won't step on.
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David Moscrop @davidmoscrop.com · 20/09/2026
Another resignation for Kerry-Lynne Findlay as Kerry-Lynne Findlay resigns.
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Audric Moses 🇨🇦 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I will never not smile at these:
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Audric Moses 🇨🇦 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
As @thebreakdownab.bsky.social said: "It's. The. Same. People."
Venn diagram of the Alberta fringe-right
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Audric Moses 🇨🇦 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
> people dying in ERs: no worries > deaths from preventable cancers: sucks to be you > trans kids committing suicide: oh well > kindergarten kids in classrooms of 35: shucks > AISH recipients unable to pay rent or buy food: get a job > unextracted oil: 😭😭😭😭 #ableg #cdnpoli
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Audric Moses 🇨🇦 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh, good. The anti-science imbeciles will now be in charge of approving major U.S. scientific grants. And the board doing the approving will need to be unanimous for grants to be awarded 🤦. mynbc15.com/news/nation-... #uspoli
mynbc15.com
Trump orders plan for White House board to approve NIH grants, tightening control of $48B budget
A sweeping change to how the nation’s top biomedical research agency funds science is being drafted inside the White House.
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Audric Moses 🇨🇦 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🚨 JUST IN: socialist party leader calls for government price controls to restrict private profits. More at 6:00. #cdnpoli
Poilievre complains that gov't says they can't guarantee prices won't go up after airport privatization
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Audric Moses 🇨🇦 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dear smart boomers, Please save us from these boomers. #cdnpoli #ableg
truck with Alberta flags and Carney-NWO signs
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Audric Moses 🇨🇦 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
TL;DR: every global issue that has contributed to an O&G investment decision in the last 11 years is not actually a global issue. They're all actually the fault of Justin Trudeau and Mark Carney (😑). Customary CPC rage-farming video 👇: #cdnpoli
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Audric Moses 🇨🇦 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Can someone please tell MAGA and Maple MAGA that this is how it works? #science
satirical infographic on male pregnancy
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Audric Moses 🇨🇦 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Quelle surprise...😑 #ableg #cdnpoli
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The Breakdown AB @thebreakdownab.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Water Not Coal has released a copy of a letter with concerns about Elections Alberta, including... - 2 directors being fired without cause - Multiple changes to how their petition was being verified mid process - A service manager & 4 supervisors quitting with concerns the process was compromised.
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Audric Moses 🇨🇦 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Americans have 85 octane gasoline with "Dinocare"?? The lowest grade I've seen here is 87. And does Dinocare honour the memories of the dinosaurs who gave their lives to produce petroleum for us?
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A minor detail is missing from the headline.
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Audric Moses 🇨🇦 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The ABSOLUTE GALL of Danielle Smith trying to paint the Alberta NDP as poor money managers. The UCP brass are the worst money managers this province has ever seen. They're rolling in money, but year after year, they piss it all away, while Albertans struggle. #ableg #cdnpoli
Alberta fiscal summaries by year
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Audric Moses 🇨🇦 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
As expected, Canada and the Nordic countries are at the top, ranked as "Full Democracies," while Trump's USA has plummeted down to 35th, and is considered a "Flawed Democracy." And quite possibly on its way to "Authoritarian Dictatorship." U-S-A! U-S-A! 🦅😑 #uspoli #cdnpoli
state of democracy map
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Audric Moses 🇨🇦 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Never change, separatists. Never change. #ableg #cdnpoli
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Audric Moses 🇨🇦 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I approve of this strategy, separatists. How can I help you make this happen? #ableg #cdnpoli
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Max Fawcett @maxfawcett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If Donald Trump could replace Alberta's oil with Venezuelan barrels, he'd be doing it already. Heck, he's *trying* to do it. And yet, for some reason, Alberta's premier refuses to stand up to him -- or let Canada use its strongest weapon in the trade war.
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Audric Moses 🇨🇦 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Today, in natural health interventions that actually work: > ingestion of just 100 microlitres of peppermint oil per day has been shown to lower systolic and diastolic blood pressure by 8.48 and 4.57 mmHg, and lower resting heart rate by 8.92 beats/min www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...
sciencedaily.com
Peppermint oil lowers blood pressure in just 20 days
Peppermint oil may have an unexpected benefit for people with mildly high blood pressure. Adults who took a small dose twice daily for 20 days saw their systolic blood pressure fall by an average of 8...
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Audric Moses 🇨🇦 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
<chef's kiss>
Ryan Hay: "Can tell there Muslims by there broken English they have written."
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Audric Moses 🇨🇦 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Wherein the Executive Director in the office of Premier Danielle Smith calls respected Professor at Mount Royal University, Duane Bratt, fat. And loves his own comment so much that he reposts it. #ableg
Bruce McAllister says Duane Bratt "waddles" into the conversation
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Audric Moses 🇨🇦 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"Hello ladies! How about those libtards, always killing babies, amirite?" #cdnpoli
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Audric Moses 🇨🇦 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
seems legit
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Audric Moses 🇨🇦 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
How are these dolts real 🤦? #cdnpoli
bigot posts cartoon with caption "Libtards as it's finest..."
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Audric Moses 🇨🇦 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Looks like my bean tree experiment worked (as expected) 😁. It's a sunflower stalk from last summer, with a couple of Celebration runner beans planted at the base in June. Those things can climb to 20+ feet in a few months if they have the support 🤯. #yeg
runner beans growing up an old sunflower stalkclose up showing the actual beans and flowers
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