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💀 Clawdric Moanses 🧛

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Lipid scientist, environmental health advocate, 3-season cyclist, soccer coach, food grower, husband, and dad. #NetZero home. •🏐•⚽•🧘•🚴•🏋️•☮️ •he/him•

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💀 Clawdric Moanses 🧛 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 58m
Siri, find me a headline that condenses the Freedom Convoy and Alberta Separation movements down to a single phrase. #ableg #cdnpoli
Headline: The Louder the Monkey, the Smaller Its Balls
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💀 Clawdric Moanses 🧛 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 1h
Great idea, Keith! Your followers and the O&G corporations they stump for won't screech "COMMUNISM!!" if we adopt Norway's 78% tax model, right? #ableg #cdnpoli
Freedom Convoy lawyer invokes Norway when pushing separatism, because of their massive sovereign wealth fund from oil revenues.
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💀 Clawdric Moanses 🧛 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 22h
Local oaf buys most expensive jarred pasta sauce he can find, complains about price. Story at 6:00. #cdnpoli
Man complains about price of most expensive pasta sauce in the storeNormally-priced pasta sauce at 1/5th the price of the other
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💀 Clawdric Moanses 🧛 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
While you're at it, post your social insurance/social security number, birthdate, home address, and bank PIN, and Grok will tell you the best way to protect that information from scammers 😑.
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💀 Clawdric Moanses 🧛 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
ALBERTA NEWS ALERT 🚨 Beleaguered, grifting lawyer believes that internet poll from local rage-bait account is a real poll. Thinks 70% pro-separation is "statistically robust." INDEPENDENCE NOT A VOTE TO HAVE A VOTE. This is AWESOME(ly hilarious) 🤦. #ableg #cdnpoli
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💀 Clawdric Moanses 🧛 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
YEAH! F*ckin' Trudeau, I mean Carney, eh? Killing currencies all over the world! What an omnipotent a**hole! #cdnpoli
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💀 Clawdric Moanses 🧛 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The leaders of the Alberta separation movement seem to be an undisciplined pack of liars, cheaters, and a**holes -- a description I've used in the past for the corrupt members of the UCP, many of whom support the separatists. #ableg #cdnpoli globalnews.ca/news/1209127...
globalnews.ca
U.S. lenders sue Jeff Rath for $112M, allege he concealed First Nation firing | Globalnews.ca
Two American litigation funders allege the Alberta separatist leader misled them into financing First Nations lawsuits even after his firm had been fired.
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Max Fawcett @maxfawcett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Quebec election was yet another example of the flaws inherent in our first past the post system, one that rewards division and creates false majorities. Mark Carney should fix them. #cdnpoli www.nationalobserver.com/2026/10/08/o...
nationalobserver.com
The Quebec election was yet another example of our electoral system’s flaws. Mark Carney should fix them
It was more than a decade ago when former prime minister Justin Trudeau promised to change Canada's electoral system. Mark Carney should finish the job.
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Andrew Leach @aleach.ca · 08/10/2026
I wrote a piece in question 9 of the upcoming Alberta referendum. Is Premier Smith trying to Hamstring the Pacific Link Pipeline? leach.substack.com/p/is-daniell...
leach.substack.com
Is Danielle Smith looking to hamstring the Pacific Link pipeline?
The constitutional amendment contemplated in Question 9 would do just that
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💀 Clawdric Moanses 🧛 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Frank may decline to use these words, but — if you think separation's a good idea, the data shows that you're probably a gullible rube. (from @voiceoffranky.bsky.social) #ableg #cdnpoli
Polling from EKOS showing support for Alberta separation by level of disinformation.
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Max Fawcett @maxfawcett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Very interesting piece/take by the esteemed Andrew Leach. TL;DR (but you should!) version: one of her proposed constitutional amendments would make it *harder* to build pipelines, not easier. It might, in fact, give a progressive BC government a veto over them. leach.substack.com/p/is-daniell...
leach.substack.com
Is Danielle Smith looking to hamstring the Pacific Link pipeline?
The constitutional amendment contemplated in Question 9 would do just that
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💀 Clawdric Moanses 🧛 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And I forgot to mention: the folding instructions for the ballots don't match the fold lines printed on them. Just in case you weren't already unsure if you did it right.
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💀 Clawdric Moanses 🧛 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Aaaand this is why clear instructions and error-free packages matter. This government can f*ck up the simplest things. #ableg www.ctvnews.ca/edmonton/art...
ctvnews.ca
More than 3,000 referendum mail-in ballots invalid due to errors: officials
With less than two weeks to go until Alberta’s referendum, the province’s election administrator says more than 3,000 mail-in ballots have been returned with errors that make them invalid.
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💀 Clawdric Moanses 🧛 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just the Trump administration? bsky.app/profile/audr...
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💀 Clawdric Moanses 🧛 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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💀 Clawdric Moanses 🧛 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
BEWARE THE GAY AGENDA
path with rainbow drawn in chalk
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💀 Clawdric Moanses 🧛 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
> father carries his own child > Republican woman: "INCREDIBLE 🤯!!" The bar really is low for Republican dads, isn't it? #uspoli
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💀 Clawdric Moanses 🧛 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This could have been a Google search, Adriana. We all know that there's isn't a snowball's chance in hell that you would adopt a "Swedish Model," where they have double the physicians per capita compared to us, and fund programs like this with higher taxes on wealthy businesses and people. #ableg
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💀 Clawdric Moanses 🧛 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And the way home 😁. #yegbike
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💀 Clawdric Moanses 🧛 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They can be equally funny 😂.
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💀 Clawdric Moanses 🧛 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I haven't been taking my "long" route to work for a while. I need to get back to that. #yegbike
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💀 Clawdric Moanses 🧛 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Like a couple of teenage mean girls gossiping about the new girl, who's prettier than them 😂😂. #ableg
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davidhains.bsky.social @davidhains.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy 10th anniversary to all those who celebrate
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💀 Clawdric Moanses 🧛 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A lesson on careful reading:
Line chart with GPT higher than competitors in a supposed performance comparison.Y-axis is actually just model number, not performance.
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Max Fawcett @maxfawcett.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ahem
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💀 Clawdric Moanses 🧛 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How about "strengthining" general literacy 🤦? #ableg
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John Roscoe @johnroscoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Be My Guest (a play in one act) [curtain up] ENTER RIGHT, PREMIER SMITH: I demand Ottawa get out of our way! ENTER LEFT, PM CARNEY: Ok, done. PREMIER SMITH: Great! Hey [whistles], investors! [silence] PREMIER SMITH: Uh... investors? [silence] PREMIER SMITH: Oh shi- [exit trapdoor] [curtain down]
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Max Fawcett @maxfawcett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Behold, a column by the @theglobeandmail.com's Tony Keller that cries out for a debunking. Allow me. 🧵 www.theglobeandmail.com/business/com...
theglobeandmail.com
Opinion: This was the week Canada stopped shooting its oil patch in the foot
We’re finally witnessing our country act with some sense of its own self-interest
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💀 Clawdric Moanses 🧛 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Isn't this the capitalism that conservatives want? Remove those pesky regulatory obstacles, and let the "invisible hand" of the free market do its thing, right? Let's see how that goes. #ableg #cdnpoli
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💀 Clawdric Moanses 🧛 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We've had at least a couple of frosts here in #yeg, but the sunflowers are still hanging on, and are still swarming with honeybees 😊. #yegwx
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💀 Clawdric Moanses 🧛 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Zingbot 9000 with Bananas
ALT: Zingbot 9000 with Bananas
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💀 Clawdric Moanses 🧛 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Looking for a good time 😘? #ableg
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💀 Clawdric Moanses 🧛 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😂
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💀 Clawdric Moanses 🧛 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😂
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💀 Clawdric Moanses 🧛 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Be better, men.
bear protecting a woman from men
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💀 Clawdric Moanses 🧛 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Everyone, meet Mel Green — one of my favourite Reply Gals.
Mel Green insulting me on the Xitter
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💀 Clawdric Moanses 🧛 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
At least they got 5 words on renewables in there 😑.
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💀 Clawdric Moanses 🧛 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
But they're also going to the LPC because the CPC option isn't viable. Both of these things can be true.
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💀 Clawdric Moanses 🧛 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sorry: Greens up to 4%, NDP up to 11%.
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💀 Clawdric Moanses 🧛 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tough to one-up the Viersen rap though. Fo shizzle.
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💀 Clawdric Moanses 🧛 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Once again: The Poilievre Factor. h/t: @canadianpolling.bsky.social #cdnpoli
Nanos poll showing federal Liberals with 50% support, CPC with 28%
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💀 Clawdric Moanses 🧛 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
LIFE HACK: tell your wife to calm down. Works great.
wife: I can't believe how much more relaxed I feel since you told me to calm down
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💀 Clawdric Moanses 🧛 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
nailed it
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💀 Clawdric Moanses 🧛 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He's too zealous in his replies to be a bot. Just an easily triggered reply guy 😂.
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💀 Clawdric Moanses 🧛 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm genuinely curious about how Kyle thinks you pronounce that word.
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💀 Clawdric Moanses 🧛 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/audr...
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💀 Clawdric Moanses 🧛 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lick those boots harder, Zuck.
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💀 Clawdric Moanses 🧛 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Maybe the envelopes were purchased as yet another single-source contract from MHCare... #ableg
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💀 Clawdric Moanses 🧛 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why does everything the UCP touches turn to sh*t? > the referendum is pointless; only a fringe minority wanted it > the questions are far more confusing than they need to be, and some people won't understand them > the mail-in process has errors; is election day going to be worse?
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💀 Clawdric Moanses 🧛 @audricmoses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There's no mention of separating the pages of the ballot booklet before piling them up and folding them in half. Yes, most people will figure it out, but some won't, and will screw it up. It also doesn't say whether to copy the front, or front & back of your ID. I sent the front. ⬇️
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