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Audrey (midlife identity crisis) Ashes

@audreyashes.bsky.social
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Part time professional perv. Queer af. Ethically Non Monogamous. Sex positivity/self reflection are spoken here. She/her. Cisgender. Level 49. 21+ BOTS/AI/TERFS/SWERFS/PHOBES DNI. linktr.ee/AudreyAshes?utm_source=li…

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Audrey (midlife identity crisis) Ashes @audreyashes.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Oh my god no. :(
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Every time I start feeling despair I am reminded that many, many people want to help, actually.
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R.C. Brougham @captainruck.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Telling my kids this was John, Paul, George, and Ringo
the Mr. Show Wyckyd Sceptre sketch where David is fucking Bobthe Dalai Lama sketch where Bob is plucked from white-trash butt-rock suburbia to become the new Dalai Lama, and his BFF David comes to visit
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Audrey (midlife identity crisis) Ashes @audreyashes.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
My journey looks like I’m taking the longest bus ride, through mountainous terrain. However frightened I am, I’m still thankful that I’m still riding.
White topless body wearing dusky pink cotton panties on grey and white chevron patterned sheets Tarot spread in a Celtic cross pattern.
This is the Agatha All Along deck, a surprisingly through and layered set of images. Nude white wan in a bath.
Vagina tilted up to the camera. White woman with wet hair licks the bathtub she’s in.
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🎃Kate👻 is 1️⃣1️⃣days from surgery @eternaltsunamisea.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Two words. Country. Synthwave. My y'allternative ass is trying to comprehend why this is so good.
tidal.com
Starletta - Heartbreak Hangover
Listen to Heartbreak Hangover on TIDAL
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Bluegal Fran Langum #NoKings @bluegal.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Turns out this instagram “12 rules for staying fucking sane” is also the Democratic list for “how to fucking win elections” @driftglass.bsky.social #podcastable
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Nikki :: Hundebrecher @nikkigoetica.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
I think about this post a lot
A twitter post from a 2023 from user Badend_doll that says

Passed a girl on the street today wearing nothing but an alarming number of bruises in even scarier colors, and an oversized t shirt reading

REJECT ALL FALSE IDOLS

REJECT THAT PRETENDER NAMED PENETRATION

SEX IS SOMETHING YOU DO WITH YOUR TEETH
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 29/10/2025
"Institutions like Wikipedia are the last bastions of the dream of a free and open internet that betters humanity. Protecting the source code of reality is a matter of survival for a free and sane society, and we must act like it."
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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 29/10/2025
you better fix my entire life you little shit
Still from Nightbreed of Dr. Philip K Decker in his tight mask and suit and tie as he holds a sword in one hand and a a sword with a head on the end in the other. Over Decker in orange is the word "me" and over the head are the words "the expectation that halloween will fix everything"
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Scotty Calcote || Puppet Proctor @scottycalcote.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Witness the true meaning of HALLOWEEN!
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Audrey (midlife identity crisis) Ashes @audreyashes.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I’d like to announce that I’m very gay.
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Josh Adams @joshadams.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Decided to mix a little pen and brush pen in the sketchbook. Trying to command them a little better. Got a Deadman sketch going.
Pen and brush sketch of Deadman in a sketchbook.
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Tobias Barrington Wolff @tobiasbwolff.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
There is both hope and horror in this but I will take the hope. h/t @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
ive decided that i genuinely do not understand the current right wing ideology at all. no idea what you could get out of it that would make you feel good about yourself or the direction of the world you occupy. just really bizarre stuff
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 24/10/2025
Americans brace for food stamps to run out: ‘the greatest hunger catastrophe since the Great Depression’
theguardian.com
Americans brace for food stamps to run out: ‘the greatest hunger catastrophe since the Great Depression’
Nearly 42 million people in danger as federal government shutdown continues and Snap funding to end 1 November
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@NewsJennifer (Jennifer Schulze) @newsjennifer.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
It's hard to overstate how fully engaged Chicago and the surrounding suburbs are in this ICE madness. There are neighborhood watch alerts, spontaneous crowds gathering outside schools at pick up & drop off plus madly blowing whistles and honking car horns, this city is fighting back and hard.
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Vigorous Biscuits @emcc28.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
It's getting colder here in Chicago, don't forget your mask. My friend @johnpicacio.bsky.social has a nice one. I just grabbed a few 😉 Protect your lovely faces out there. johnpicacio.com/store/the-ca...
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The Calavera Mask
BY POPULAR DEMAND!! CALAVERA MASKS ARE BACK IN STOCK!! The 2nd Edition is here! ORDER NOW. Pullover tubular face mask that you can double-fold over your nose and mouth! Also can be worn as a balaclava...
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Wendy Xu @wendyxu.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA futurism.com/future-socie...
futurism.com
Tech Bros Have Been Accidentally Poisoning Themselves With Severe Brain Toxins for Years
Among the worst offenders was meal-replacement company Huel, a long-time favorite among Bay Area builders.
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Also it's not critics accusing, it's the administration boasting, as evidenced by the "we're going to kill them" in the headline
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
You know who else upgraded his bunker?
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 25/10/2025
person dressed all in black, sat down. They have huge fabric wings and a mask
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Kaycee Bee 💙 Mistress Blue 💙 Exxxotica NJ! @kinkycurvyblue.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Is it really such a crime to want to be popular and a freak? Why can't I be an openly hedonistic slutty whore who likes to facilitate torture and also have a dedicated fan base? Why do you find it creepy if everyone involved is ok with it? Because you're boring? Because you can't handle it?
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
N95 Mask With Outline of... @gonebabygone.bsky.social
Werner Herzog directing a Maybelline ad:
Perhaps she is born with it. What a frightful notion, to be imbued with the fetters of capitalist commodification from birth. It suggests God Himself is a part of our dreadful pattern instead of a refuge from it.
June 29, 2024 at 11:31 AM
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Audrey (midlife identity crisis) Ashes @audreyashes.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Girl canceled date. Still going to the function ANYWAY. Fuck it, we BALL.
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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
If the only thing within my power is to make the world a little bit stupider (complementary), then that’s what I’m (we’re) going to do.
A salty chug in pink doggles and a bat hat in a bike backpack attached to a white cyclist
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Ricki Cummings 🏳️‍⚧️ @rickiep00h.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Do you like... books? A book appears! (It's a book of poetry, to be clear. (It's a book of queer poetry. (It's a book of queer poetry about robots. It's a book of queer poetry about robots and memory and time (and personhood.)))) www.amazon.com/dp/B0F26G8LLX
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THE FAILURE EXPERIMENT
"Similar to drifting through water, each page of this collection camouflages itself into explorations and queries about the strange things we remember when we try to forget. What does one do when…
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Audrey (midlife identity crisis) Ashes @audreyashes.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Today is the last day of work before my vacation! Got a date with a cute girl for a party tonight and life is (personally) pretty good for me atm. I things get better for us collectively, and Happy Fucking Halloween!!!
White redhead in black glasses and cardigan with white button up, plaid skirt and white boots in a mirror selfie. White redhead in black glasses and Unknown Pleasures cardigan with plaid skirt and white boots in a mirror selfie. Nude white redhead in a bathtub. Nude white redhead in a bathtub.
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Audrey (midlife identity crisis) Ashes @audreyashes.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I love you folks, and I’ll tell you as often as I can, because I doubt any of us are going to survive this term. Plan like we will and fight like hell, but TOO much of this is out of the hands of the people.
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Florida Chris @chrislongview.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
call out sick. shut the country down.
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Evangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Neon Genesis Evangelion Collector's Disc Vol. 6
An animation cel of Asuka and Rei
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America's Voice @americasvoice.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
1️⃣ Marimar Martinez — Chicago, IL A U.S. citizen shot five times by Border Patrol agents. Bodycam footage shows an officer yelling “Do something, b****” before firing — contradicting claims she drove toward them. This is state violence — not public safety.
chicago.suntimes.com
Attorney for woman shot by Border Patrol claims agent said, 'Do something b----' before shooting
Body-camera video appears to contradict the government's claim that Marimar Martinez drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney alleged...
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America's Voice @americasvoice.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
2️⃣ Sabrina Medina — Huntington Park, CA 28-year-old pregnant U.S. citizen. ICE blew her front door off looking for her husband. “They’re stalking me.” Trump’s deportation force doesn’t stop to ask questions — not even when it’s a pregnant American woman.
nbclosangeles.com
Pregnant US citizen speaks out after being detained by ICE agents searching for her husband
A pregnant U.S. citizen is speaking out after she was arrested Wednesday by ICE agents searching for her undocumented husband. Sabrina Medina, 28, says she feels like she’s being “stalked” after nearl...
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America's Voice @americasvoice.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
3️⃣ Edgar Ruiz — Chicago, IL ICE agents tased this U.S. citizen in the face. His brother (also a citizen) was detained too. They weren’t “mistakenly” caught up — they were brutalized. This is what unchecked power looks like.
youtube.com
U.S. citizen tased and detained during ICE operation in Des Plaines
YouTube video by CBS Chicago
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America's Voice @americasvoice.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
5️⃣ Juan Ramirez Diaz — Oxnard, CA A U.S. citizen tased while filming ICE agents arresting his father. He was exercising his constitutional right to record. They arrested him anyway. No one is safe when accountability disappears.
keyt.com
Oxnard Man Released After Being Detained by ICE Agents While Filming Father's Arrest | News Channel 3-12
OXNARD, Calif. – A U.S. citizen was detained in Oxnard after recording video of federal immigration agents arresting his father during a recent ICE
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America's Voice @americasvoice.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
6️⃣ 15-Year-Old U.S. Citizen — Chicago, IL Held for five hours in a federal facility garage. Attorney: “This is not law enforcement; this is the playbook of authoritarian regimes.”
newsweek.com
Teenage US citizen detained by Border Patrol in Chicago
"This is not law enforcement; this is the playbook of authoritarian regimes," Attorney Antonio M. Romanucci told Newsweek.
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America's Voice @americasvoice.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
7️⃣ Luis Hipolito & Andrea Velez — Los Angeles, CA Two U.S. citizens detained during a downtown ICE sweep. Luis was tackled and choked; Andrea was held two days without water. “They didn’t identify themselves. I was just going to work.”
latimes.com
'You gonna let him die?' Agents pile on protester, who convulses and struggles to breathe
Immigration agents attempting to detain street vendors in downtown Los Angeles arrested and tackled two bystanders, both U.S. citizens, one who is pinned to a curb for several minutes, struggles to br...
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America's Voice @americasvoice.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
8️⃣ Rafie Shouhed — Los Angeles, CA 79-year-old U.S. citizen slammed to the ground by ICE agents. What kind of nation allows this treatment of its elders by its own government?
youtube.com
79-year-old US citizen pinned by ICE agents | FOX 11 LA
YouTube video by FOX 11 Los Angeles
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America's Voice @americasvoice.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
9️⃣ Isaias Peña Salcedo — Bell, CA A U.S. citizen and aspiring Marine detained during an ICE raid. “I gave them my passport, but they didn’t care.”
lapublicpress.org
Inside 70 hours of hell for aspiring Marine detained in Bell immigration raid
When Isaias Pena Salcedo was detained without charges, his desperate family searched facility after facility for answers, leaving him so shaken he now says "I'd rather move countries" than serve the n...
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America's Voice @americasvoice.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
🔟 Dariana Fajardo — Waukegan, IL 23-year-old U.S. citizen pulled from her car by Border Patrol agents. She believes she was targeted for having a Mexican flag decal. Waukegan’s mayor had to intervene to free her.
cbsnews.com
Waukegan mayor intervenes as U.S. citizen detained by Border Patrol agents near city hall
Waukegan Mayor Sam Cunningham intervened as Dariana Fajardo. 23, who is a U.S. citizen, was being detained by federal agents on Monday near city hall.
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
"A 60-year-old couple earning $85,000 may have to pay $31,000 for a health insurance plan in Kentucky... $28,000 for a plan in Oregon... $44,000 for a plan in Vermont..." www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
washingtonpost.com
Health insurance sticker shock begins as shutdown battle over subsidies rages
Many states have shown rising premiums ahead of open enrollment for Affordable Care Act plans. The government shutdown is driven by Democrats and Republicans being far apart on the issue of extended s...
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Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @joshuaeakle.com · 22/10/2025
The MAGA worldview in a nutshell.
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Audrey (midlife identity crisis) Ashes @audreyashes.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Two years ago, before I quit vaping, got a desk job, breast cancer, and a permanently dislocated toe. 😰😓😭
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skull & nomes @anachronistique.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
if you would like to get a head start on holiday shopping or want to build up your personal collection of physical media, the criterion collection is running its 50 percent off sale today: www.criterion.com/shop
criterion.com
Shop
Browse and shop for the newest Criterion discs and upcoming releases, and view a complete catalog of films in the collection.
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Lane Smith 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🤘🏻🖤🔥 @leftlanesmith.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
"We resist the imposition of AI musicians by supporting local musicians. We go to local shows. We get together with friends to imperfectly play instruments and sing songs. We resist the rise of AI authors by uplifting the local storytellers in our community."
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haversack @hsack121.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
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Krissy @krisssyy.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
He bulldozed the White House. During a shutdown. To build a ballroom.
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
The average age of U.S. homebuyers is now 56, up from 49 last year. In 1981, the year trickledown economics began, it was 31.
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Audrey (midlife identity crisis) Ashes @audreyashes.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
The only good George Santos is MEATBALL. youtu.be/C1qokMuQdEQ?...
youtu.be
Meatball "This Is Me" (George Santos Act) at Sasha Velour's NightGowns, February 2023
YouTube video by Sasha Velour
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