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Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Required to take "Workplace Violence at Work" course. I think my cats reported me for not feeding them more.

Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Shrinking is the most fantastical fairy tale show I watch. Everyone is beautiful and has no financial problems, and most unbelievable of all, everyone in a huge friend group is an equal best friend to everyone else.

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Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Sometimes I like to turn motion smoothing so I can pretend like I'm watching an extended cut scene from a video game.

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Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

If this Olympics opening ceremony is truly about unity, then show full penetration you cowards!

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Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

Another way Pokerface is following in Columbo's footsteps is that, like Peter Falk, Natasha Lyonne is hiring a bunch of her friends to work with her and I'm here for it.

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Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

The amount of money this government spends on the military is outrageous. The IMF must spend millions of American taxpayer money on self-destructing tech alone.

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Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

My four favorite words to hear upon entering a theater: "ninety minutes, no intermission"

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Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

Married life is just taking turns making jokes that you have to explain to each other.

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Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Has anyone actually gotten hiccups from drinking? Please let me know. For science.

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Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

I downloaded Canva on vacation at midnight to make this because once inspiration strikes, you have to listen to it.

A parody side by side comparison of TV's Reacher and an average man which is an obviously altered image that is comparing Barbie's body to an average woman's body.

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Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Adam Sandler's "The Cobbler" is a biopic about Daniel Day Lewis, a shoemaker who can magically step into other people's shoes and transform into them.

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Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Actually, it should be called "Dave and the Chipmunks"

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Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

What can I say, I'm into culture.

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Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

"You're A Mean One, Mr Grinch" is the ultimate diss track. Kendrick wishes.

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Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

The production designers of the movie Hot Frosty really concentrated on the nipples of that snowman.

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Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Maybe not the best idea to have Idina Menzel singing a song about her great escape on the Bronx Zoo float. Or maybe yes?

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Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Respect to all the actors singing live in the cold rain during the parade right now

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Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Shout! Factory TV: Technically all movies are mysteries because you don't know what's gonna happen next!

All Mystery Film streaming category showing the films 5 Dolls for an August Moon, Great Expectations, and Haunting Sarah

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Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 03/08/2024

Fruit to body part equations are hard. 1 melon = a head 2 melons = boobs I don't think I'm ready to know what 3 melons is!

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Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 30/04/2024

Google has started giving me search results generated by AI and it's frequently much less helpful.

Google search for "size 44 French to US"

First search result is generated by AI and says "A size 44 in French women's clothing is a US size 2, 4, 6, 8, 10 or 12." which is an extremely unhelpful and inaccurate answer.

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Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 05/04/2024

Yelled at by @dankmccoy.bsky.social from the next room because he thought I was dancing around with excitement at the tamales he brought home for breakfast. Turns out it was an earthquake.

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Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 19/02/2024

From context clues watching the TV show Moonlighting, I just realized "making whoopee" did not mean pooping like I originally thought.

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Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 07/01/2024

Avril Lavigne's "Sk8er Boi" is a country song cosplaying as a pop punk song: it's got illustrative storytelling about lost love, regrets, and twist of the reveal that the narrator of the song is a character in the story.

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Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 29/12/2023

If you never played "A Long December" in the winter, under the covers in bed all day, have you ever really had SAD?

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Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 20/12/2023

Companies: No one wants to work anymore. Also companies: We will try our best to break you and when we inevitably do, don't say it was our fault.

Screenshot of job posting:

Hypergrowth meets impact

What to expect working here:

You will be held accountable to an exceptionally high bar and impact

This may be the fastest work environment you will ever experience in terms of growth decision-making, and time to impact

You will be challenged to set and protect your own boundaries

You will create processes & products that have never existed before

You will have very direct conversations and receive continuous feedback to push you to become the highest performer you can be

Change is a constant here: your role, team, responsibilities, and success metrics will shift as the

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Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 03/12/2023

Actually, the company's name is "Aflarck" but that duck is from Boston.

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Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 02/12/2023

Everyone thinks that the true love who gave all of those gifts in "The 12 Days of Christmas" is incredibly devoted, but maybe they just know the value of a good wholesale price.

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Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 26/11/2023

I like it when animated characters are left handed. (This brought to you by April in Mutant Mayhem.)

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Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 26/11/2023

It's amazing that the TMNT have stayed in the zeitgeist this whole time... especially because it's so dumb* *Not an insult, I love the Turts, but you have to admit it's concept feels like someone just filled out a mad libs story.

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Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 23/11/2023

Can't believe that Santa decided to announce his divorce from Mrs Claus and his new marriage to Sheryl Lee Ralph on live TV like that.

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Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 20/11/2023

I just finished watching the Halloween episode of SNL and I'm so stressed out that no one is talking to Christopher Walken in the goodbyes. Why wouldn't you want to talk to this national treasure?!

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Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 17/11/2023

Snoop Dogg quit smoking and when I told @dankmccoy.bsky.social he said "oh yeah, I read heard about that." I guess this is how I find out my marriage is on the rocks.

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Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 01/11/2023

When you're walking with big, noisy earrings, you're never alone.

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Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 25/09/2023

Do you think the Phantom ever ran into the Ninja Turtles down there? Do they share a pizza from time to time?

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Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 21/09/2023

Watching Death Cab for Cutie at MSG: Me: did your gummy kick in yet? @dankmccoy.bsky.social: didn't you just hear me say that I'm imagining they're 3 inches tall and actually really close to us? Me: yeah, what about it? Dan: Dan: Me: oh

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Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 14/09/2023

Is there anything sadder than seeing a Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Man be turned off? I always feel like I witnessed a murder.

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Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 26/08/2023

You'd think by this time they've made enough that they could afford a Shake Mansion.

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Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 26/08/2023

Andrew Lincoln's character in "Love Actually" should have written a hit song like Rick Springfield instead of putting his creative energy into being a creep.

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Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 25/08/2023

Watching a Hallmark movie with ads and I can't tell if the movie is back on or if it's just a Folgers commercial.

A generic looking scene of a woman pouring coffee.

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Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 17/08/2023

Sometimes I get sad seeing videos of people pushing pearls out of oysters because it worked so hard to make that thing and we're just stealing it.

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Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 16/08/2023

I have so many questions: Why are his basil plants so scared of the dark and not his other plants? Does he even have other plants? Is it just a field of basil in his backyard????

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Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 16/08/2023

This post is as good as mailing this idea to myself so don't steal it.

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Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 13/08/2023

I am baffled when my husband makes a sandwich and there are 3 dirty knives afterwards.

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Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 13/08/2023

Life in my mid 30s: Relaxing with coffee on a Sunday morning, screaming at my husband about how our cat is blinking at our other cat.

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Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 31/07/2023

If Columbo wasn't such a damn fine detective, I can easily see him arresting the wrong guy because the suspect is such a know-it-all windbag who wants to show how much better he is at deduction than Columbo, that he accidentally implicates himself for knowing too much even though he didn't do it.

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Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 30/07/2023

I gave @dankmccoy.bsky.social one shot to guess to what I was actually looking at and he basically did it. (He said "an Orson Welles movie" and it was "Lady From Shanghai.")

Screenshot saying "People who viewed this also viewed" and a poster of Wages of Fear and The Muppet Movie.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 28/07/2023

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says his children hate him, everyone laughs at him, nobody thinks he's a genius anymore. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Elon Musk is online. Go and watch him fuck up. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…'

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