Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Required to take "Workplace Violence at Work" course. I think my cats reported me for not feeding them more. 020 2
Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 12/09/2026This is the black/blue vs gold/white dress argument, but for nerds (complimentary) 040 4
Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Shrinking is the most fantastical fairy tale show I watch. Everyone is beautiful and has no financial problems, and most unbelievable of all, everyone in a huge friend group is an equal best friend to everyone else. 020 2
Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 27/07/2026The titans?static.klipy.comMariah Carey: I Don't Know HerALT: Mariah Carey: I Don't Know Her 020 2
Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Sometimes I like to turn motion smoothing so I can pretend like I'm watching an extended cut scene from a video game. 080 8
Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 07/02/2026If this Olympics opening ceremony is truly about unity, then show full penetration you cowards! 1184 18
Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Another way Pokerface is following in Columbo's footsteps is that, like Peter Falk, Natasha Lyonne is hiring a bunch of her friends to work with her and I'm here for it. 030 3
Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 18/05/2025The amount of money this government spends on the military is outrageous. The IMF must spend millions of American taxpayer money on self-destructing tech alone. 030 3
Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 17/05/2025My four favorite words to hear upon entering a theater: "ninety minutes, no intermission" 070 7
Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Married life is just taking turns making jokes that you have to explain to each other. 060 6
Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Has anyone actually gotten hiccups from drinking? Please let me know. For science. 110 1
Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 01/03/2025I downloaded Canva on vacation at midnight to make this because once inspiration strikes, you have to listen to it. 1110 11
Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Adam Sandler's "The Cobbler" is a biopic about Daniel Day Lewis, a shoemaker who can magically step into other people's shoes and transform into them. 030 3
Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 07/12/2024"You're A Mean One, Mr Grinch" is the ultimate diss track. Kendrick wishes. 2274 27
Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 02/12/2024The production designers of the movie Hot Frosty really concentrated on the nipples of that snowman. 060 6
Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Maybe not the best idea to have Idina Menzel singing a song about her great escape on the Bronx Zoo float. Or maybe yes? 020 2
Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Respect to all the actors singing live in the cold rain during the parade right now 000 0
Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Shout! Factory TV: Technically all movies are mysteries because you don't know what's gonna happen next! 050 5
Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 03/08/20243 melons and a peach is a head, boobs and butt. The whole package. 000 0
Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 03/08/2024Fruit to body part equations are hard. 1 melon = a head 2 melons = boobs I don't think I'm ready to know what 3 melons is! 4110 11
Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 06/06/2024"Actually, lady, your daughter is naming her kid after the doctor, not the monster. Common misconception." 010 1
Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 29/05/2024The Angelshark of Music whose been giving private lessons to the chorus girl 000 0
Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 30/04/2024Google has started giving me search results generated by AI and it's frequently much less helpful. 010 1
Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 05/04/2024Yelled at by @dankmccoy.bsky.social from the next room because he thought I was dancing around with excitement at the tamales he brought home for breakfast. Turns out it was an earthquake. 080 8
Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 19/02/2024From context clues watching the TV show Moonlighting, I just realized "making whoopee" did not mean pooping like I originally thought. 020 2
Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 07/01/2024We need Blake Shelton to do a cover called "The Ballad of the Sk8er Gurl" and Gwen Stefani needs to be in the video. 110 1
Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 07/01/2024Avril Lavigne's "Sk8er Boi" is a country song cosplaying as a pop punk song: it's got illustrative storytelling about lost love, regrets, and twist of the reveal that the narrator of the song is a character in the story. 110 1
Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 29/12/2023If you never played "A Long December" in the winter, under the covers in bed all day, have you ever really had SAD? 010 1
Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 20/12/2023Companies: No one wants to work anymore. Also companies: We will try our best to break you and when we inevitably do, don't say it was our fault. 010 1
Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 03/12/2023Actually, the company's name is "Aflarck" but that duck is from Boston. 030 3
Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 02/12/2023Everyone thinks that the true love who gave all of those gifts in "The 12 Days of Christmas" is incredibly devoted, but maybe they just know the value of a good wholesale price. 031 3
Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 26/11/2023I like it when animated characters are left handed. (This brought to you by April in Mutant Mayhem.) 010 1
Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 26/11/2023It's amazing that the TMNT have stayed in the zeitgeist this whole time... especially because it's so dumb* *Not an insult, I love the Turts, but you have to admit it's concept feels like someone just filled out a mad libs story. 040 4
Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 23/11/2023Can't believe that Santa decided to announce his divorce from Mrs Claus and his new marriage to Sheryl Lee Ralph on live TV like that. 020 2
Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 21/11/2023The more I thought about it as it's own enjoyable activity, the more patience I had to cook low and slow and to not do it haphazardly 000 0
Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 21/11/2023My cooking got significantly better when I learned to have patience. I have friends who are incredible cooks and they told me they saw cooking as a meditative exercise. I realized I saw it more as a means to an end. 120 2
Audrey @audrae.bsky.social · 20/11/2023I just finished watching the Halloween episode of SNL and I'm so stressed out that no one is talking to Christopher Walken in the goodbyes. Why wouldn't you want to talk to this national treasure?! 030 3
