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audithea

@audithea.bsky.social
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Queer weirdo (she/her), gen x, nerd, reader, fanfic writer. Permanent Supernatural brainrot, but currently very much in love with Bucktommy.

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audithea @audithea.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Apparently YouTube has decided I'm a grown-up after all, because after months of bad AI game ads aimed at teenage boys, I'm now getting straight up "DL this app to meet horny milfs for no strings fucking" ads. Which are, of course, equally as bad AI.
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audithea @audithea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why exactly do I feel like it's MY responsibility to reach out to somebody who's clearly miserable but who has a history of ignoring all of my attempts to talk to them?
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audithea @audithea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ted Lasso finale = so much ugly crying 😭💙
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audithea @audithea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've decided to do nothing but catch up on fanfic, read a few chapters of my book, and maybe listen to a very long history podcast today.
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audithea @audithea.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've been traveling to this particular convention location for almost 30 years now, and I can't recall a single occasion where the short journey there or back home worked as planned. Which is always "fun" when I'm overtired and an emotional wreck on Monday morning.
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audithea @audithea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No booze until December for me. This weekend was... not very healthy. *cough* There were a lot of organisational issues, and the guest list wasn't for me, but the mood was deeply emotional. I'm glad to be here, as much as the exhaustion is going to suck next week.
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audithea @audithea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Convention time. When the 48 hours between Friday noon and Sunday noon are approximately 15 minutes long.
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audithea @audithea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Note to self: No more angry ranting about JKR in the presence of Harry Potter fans. It's pointless, and it makes *me* feel terrible because I get so angry I'm not explaining my opinion very well.
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audithea @audithea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The number of people who are still buying Harry Potter merch or wearing Harry Potter shirts in the year 2026 is truly baffling to me
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audithea @audithea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It has to be a little weird for popular actors to come to Magic Con and realize that the one who gets the most applause BY FAR is Mark Ferguson, a guy who was in LotR for one (deleted) scene, but who has been a beloved part of this event for 24 years.
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audithea @audithea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't watch Outlander, and I'm not planning to start, but Richard Rankin is VERY good for my eyes, okay?
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audithea @audithea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I take it back, the reduced guest list is great. Currently contemplating whether I can fit Sylvester McCoy into my suitcase. What a delightful human being.
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audithea @audithea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If I see you tagging your AO3 fic as 'seggs' I'm muting your fucking ass
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audithea @audithea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Convention weekend. The guest list has shrunk down so much there's nobody left I'm really interested in. I'll just hang out with friends I don't get to see often, buy too much art and eat too much junk food. 😂
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audithea @audithea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm aware this is mean, but I was actually kind of excited about Private Eyes getting a new season after a five year break? But all I can focus on is that whatever plastic surgery and/or botoxing happened to Cindy Sampson's face should be considered a crime.
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audithea @audithea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Now I remember why I didn't (couldn't) finish The Mentalist when it originally aired. Patrick keeps getting away with progressively more insane shit, and the show plays it for laughs, which completely undermines Lisbon as a character. He does whatever he wants, no matter how much damage he causes,
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“All right,” she said, and looked at me for what objectively I knew was 2.4 seconds and subjectively about twenty excruciating minutes.
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audithea @audithea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dear ad creators who use AI generated speech, if you can't be bothered to pay a person for seven seconds (!) of spoken text, I'm going to assume you've cut corners everywhere else too and your product is cheap garbage.
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audithea @audithea.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I was running errands and listening to a destiel podfic while I was walking through the city, and JUST as they finally kissed, a reporter held a microphone into my face to ask what I think about the budget cuts for the long overdue repairs at the train station. Uuuhhh... Brain? Crashed.
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audithea @audithea.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
People who drag their partners to conventions even though their not interested are such a red flag for me. No, you don't need to arrange a *playdate* with another person's partner who's also bored out of their mind, you need to learn how to enjoy your hobbies on your own.
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audithea @audithea.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I can't believe 17 year old me thought Giles was a real adult. This man is so unserious. #buffy
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audithea @audithea.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So I cried four times during the newest episode of Ted Lasso, but apparently it was just what I needed today?
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audithea @audithea.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Explaining conventions to a "normal" person is always fun 🤣
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audithea @audithea.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I ended up really enjoying Neagley btw. Though I'm not sure I agree with people describing her as ace when her touch aversion clearly goes way beyond sex and is explicitly framed as a trauma response. Obviously they can coexist in people, but it bugs me, because touch aversion ≠ asexuality.
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
if Amazon thinks I'm going to watch Neagley just because season 4 of Reacher is over ... they are correct.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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audithea @audithea.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Are we all on drugs?" should be the motto of this whole season of Strange New Worlds.
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Twiggie THE ROACH 🔞 @twiggietime.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
You do not choose the blorbo. The blorbo chooses you. You have no say in the matter.
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audithea @audithea.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have books to read. TV shows and movies to watch. Fic to read and fic to edit. Am I doing any of those things? Of course not. I'm listening to Supernatural podcasts I already know.
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audithea @audithea.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I love when a complete stranger I've never interacted with tells me how to deal with a personal problem. /s Sometimes I really wish this app had a friends only setting.
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audithea @audithea.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I know I live in a country that already has better healtcare and social security than many other places, but sometimes it feels like I'm supposed to shut up and die already.
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audithea @audithea.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Rewatching The Mentalist (which I never finished for some reason), and I just added The Sarah Connor Chronicles to the rewatch pile, which I haven't seen since it aired. I'm also about to start a Buffy rewatch with a friend, and I'm curious to see how it holds up. You know, almost 30 years later.
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audithea @audithea.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm slightly bewildered by the increasing number of new AO3 users who don't post ANY kind of summary. I assume these people are wattpad refugees, but seriously, the summary box exists for a reason, and it's hard to miss?!
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audithea @audithea.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I am SO glad summer seems to be over. Or at least mostly over. I can sit next to my big windows with my laptop and my tea, or with my book, without getting fried.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 10/09/2026
You know, when you find out that the art you like is made by people you've learned hold views you find wholly repugnant, I don't think you need to disavow ever having enjoyed the art. It's okay to acknowledge you liked or loved that art, but are now putting it aside. That was then, this is now.
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audithea @audithea.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I can't believe this show keeps making me like Kirk #strangenewworlds
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Arthur and Porygon at the library 
The text : 
"The only data centers that should be funded are public libraries!"
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audithea @audithea.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I want to believe in love, friendship and community. But some days it's really hard when it feels like chronic illness has destroyed most of my social life. So many old friendships have crumbled away or turned into seeing each other once a year in a group setting.
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andrea shea @whattheshea.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Dorian Dawes @doriandawes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"Why wasn't this piece of art more explicit with its messaging" cause it would have sucked ass Bob. Telling people the truth isn't as effective as making them experience it. That's why it's art and not an essay.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Whimsy is actually a form of resistance against a world that wants us to be miserable. Says Skeletor trying to keep the whimsy even when the world is truly miserable.
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Alex Tomlinson @alextomlinson.com · 05/09/2026
Flat, colorful illustration of European Starlings superimposed on leaves transitioning to fall colors. The Starlings are also transitioning to their seasonal plumage with beaks changing to black and feathers gaining stars!
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It must be wonderful believing that if you eat this "clean" diet, drink that "detox" tea, and exercise a little that you'll be immune to chronic illness. Sorry folks, you can hang garlic and holy water and crosses all over your windows but it's very likely the vampires are already in your house.
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audithea @audithea.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I keep saying I love movies and TV shows where I need to pay attention and think along, but if you introduce three new characters at the same time to me, I can't remember their names 30 seconds later.
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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 04/09/2026
Problems that were overblown: • quicksand • people offering me drugs • getting lost in the Bermuda Triangle Problems I was not sufficiently warned about: • arguing with robots about unexpected items in bagging areas • remembering all my passwords • existential dread
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audithea @audithea.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
When I hear the term "fandom old" I think of the people who were already in fandom when I was 17 and started going to conventions and Trek Dinners. But more and more often I encounter situations that make me realize some people weren't even born yet when I started putting fanfic on the internet.
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audithea @audithea.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
There isn't a single behind the scenes featurette on the Project Hail Mary DVD. Are you kidding me? All these practical effects and you don't even want to show off to the audience?
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audithea @audithea.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Well THAT got unexpectedly emotional #strangenewworlds
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audithea @audithea.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Strange New Worlds is just fully embracing the insanity this season and I love it 🤣
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audithea @audithea.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yeah, okay, I might be a little obsessed with Ted Lasso. I'm running away with Rebecca, Keeley and Alice, okay? 😅🤷‍♂️
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