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ワケアリ大型痛車

@auberginenglanz.bsky.social
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I'm just here to be ムラムラ. ゲイ・獣人・OFMD

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Merryfinches 💕🌈 🏴‍☠️ @merryfinches.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
🩷 PINK: SEX 🩷 Drawing some Gentlebeard art for every colour of the Gilbert Baker Pride Flag this month (anyone else want to join me?). First up was an easy one! HAPPY PRIDE, DARLINGS! #ofmdart #gentlebeard 🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜
Art of Ed and Stede from our flag means death, looking down on Stede, face-down on a bed with pink sheets, Ed is on top of him and kissing his neck.
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ワケアリ大型痛車 @auberginenglanz.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
incidentally (just role reversed)
"Hey, let's ditch this guy," he said with the faintest hint of a smirk, jerking his head towards the ladder, "and make for that creek by the big rocks, yeah? Get this grime off?"

"Or," Stede enunciated, fingers on his belt buckle, "we could do that after."

Ed squinted at him, through the harsh sunlight that burned shadows into their surroundings, like they were cut from paint with a palette knife. Through the thin strand of his hair that had come loose from his bun and wavered in front of his eye each time he moved. Through the sound Stede fed into the humming spring, a tickling invite delivered by every drop of sweat they had shed.

"Aw, man, that's hardly fair to him. He's gotta watch?"

Instantly, Stede's desire for patience evaporated. Usually their games entertained him, as they evidently did Ed, but this was no such moment. He was no longer merely on fire, but hungered to feed it more fuel. He dug his fingers into the waistband of Ed's breeches and pulled him in, hard and fast.

"Whole world's gotta watch, far as I'm concerned," he whispered, reveling in the sensation of their bodies having at last made contact at belly and chest, where
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butthole poster 🕳️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Ed and Stede working all day outside and getting sweaty and funky and Ed getting frisky when they finally go inside, Stede wants to shower but Ed convinces him it’ll be better if they don’t. And he’s right. Then they do shower together and they try it Stede’s way.
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ワケアリ大型痛車 @auberginenglanz.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
always been of the opinion that ed is loud as hell anyway. like, not just in bed, just loud all the time. the kinda partner who always makes some noise around you, curses loudly when fucking up (or not), singing (badly in canon, very well in teachrock au my beloved), etc.
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🔞 definitely not em 🏴‍☠️ @rowdyem.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
ed and stede trying oh so very hard to be quiet while fucking on the revenge that the second they get to their inn they fuck so loud crazy style it expels 20 different species of wildlife from the area
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ワケアリ大型痛車 @auberginenglanz.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
you already know
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ワケアリ大型痛車 @auberginenglanz.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
#wipwednesday #ofmd #gentlebeard maybe this will give me the motivation to finish this damn thing one day 🫠
their hearts is to jest. "Define morning."

Stede groans, stretches out his arm to check his phone, and immediately regrets it with another groan (it's his fault for leaving the brightness so damn high, Ed's told him a million times).

"Why're you up so early?"

"Don't ask."

"The other fella, huh?" Stede laughs softly, voice raspy and low in the waning clutches of sleep. The sound makes Ed's cock jump to attention like the "fella" can actually hear himself being addressed. Stede makes a mumbly, questioning noise that only Ed has the cipher to interpret, because he's heard it so often. Fuck yeah, he murmurs, and then blood rushes through his whole body in an electric torrent when Stede bends his arm back to slide a hand between them and wrap it around Ed's shaft.

Divine. There's no other word for it. The feeling is out of this fucking world, every single time. He sucks in the air, a sharp noise in the quietude of an early morning that the rest of the world misses out on. Not even time for normal"What's gotten you so frisky, anyway?"

"You," Ed says, and it's the only explanation he's willing to give, while he takes Stede's hand by the wrist to remind him. "You did this."

"Was already like that when I found it."

Like he's back to being a horny teenager, Ed's cock twitches again. He laughs, an intoxicated d'ehheh, and creeps forward with his feet so he can be more under Stede. Closer. Nearer.

"'Fraid that excuse isn't gonna fly. You're guilty of sleeping naked around me."

"So did you."

"You did it hotter."

Stede cocks his head and squints. "I think that's very debatable."

"Mmmmnot up for debate, sorry," Ed says, non-apologetically. "You lost your right to debate."
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ワケアリ大型痛車 @auberginenglanz.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
i'm really glad ppl like the last one sm but i never know what to reply to ppl lol
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ワケアリ大型痛車 @auberginenglanz.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
irl been kicking my butt 😔 but at least i got them #ofmd #gentlebeard #ofmdnsfw
Two drawings of Ed and Stede having sex. Top drawing shows Ed riding Stede, hunched over so their foreheads are touching. Bottom drawing is spooning, and Stede has a hand on the back of Ed's neck. They're drawn to be a bit older than at the end of S2. Stede has a tattoo of Ed's name.
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ワケアリ大型痛車 @auberginenglanz.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
#ofmd #gentlebeard
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Florence Sherman ❤️ @florencesherman.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Stede.
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ワケアリ大型痛車 @auberginenglanz.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
laundry day 🍑 (reference in reply ) #ofmd
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ワケアリ大型痛車 @auberginenglanz.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
this is such a fun crackship #ofmdrareships #ofmdnsfw
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ワケアリ大型痛車 @auberginenglanz.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
came home from date night, couldn't even make it to the couch or bedroom tsk tsk #ofmd #ofmdnsfw
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shaydh @shaydh.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The maugetar stone was interesting and peculiar
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炎燐 / 炎鱗 @yen-rin.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
JMoF展示作品、の全体。
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Anhes @anhesart.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
This is one of those projects I've wanted to finish for a long time. I don't know why I can't imagine Kovu as anything other than a cocky guy who turns into a cute vicious bottom in the intimacy 😏
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✨Jinx✨ PoolToy Dealer @jinxsis.art · 15/11/2025
I like drawin horses 🐎 #Sketches
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Cricket @krysiilys.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
for Teebs~⚔️🦷🩸
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c3rmen @c3rmen.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Sketchin #art #ink #doodle
Sketch page of creatures
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Uncle Quil @overcyan.art · 22/10/2025
Blossom Training!!
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Boofs Mobile 🔞 @n9x.tel · 17/06/2025
wauuhhg drawing for mio!!! @mio.lagomorphosis.org char is it/its btw!
a drawing of a weird shapeshifting bunnything being blue and showing off its assets. also glowing. also there are two of them. two of them are here and theyre both blue. holy fuck
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IVES @ventiskull.bsky.social · 12/09/2024
Sorry for the repost I just thought it would look better by twos like this.
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Jeannette @jeannettearroyo.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Rexes
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Barnyardhog 🔞 @barnyardhog.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
something i drew a while back :3
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Eny @enydimon.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Cel shade commission for @asani.bsky.social
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Der Nooks @dernooks.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
😉🐊
An anthropomorphic alligator sitting on the floor and winking to the viewer.
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spam @spamzilla.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
for @tigahbutt.bsky.social 🩵🩵🩵
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