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Morning Song

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The classic Morning Song you all know and love, only slightly worse than before. She/Her

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Morning Song @aubade.itch.io · 29/09/2026
It's kinda funny that in modern English Austria and Australia get their names easily confused, because Australia comes from Australis, the latin word for "south", but Austria comes from Ostarrîchi, the Old High German word for "Eastern realm"
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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
emulation is a golden example of the rule that you can fix anything in programming by adding a layer of abstraction
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Morning Song @aubade.itch.io · 28/09/2026
It'd kinda be interesting to see a remaster of one of the donkey kong country games (or some other prerendered-sprite-graphic game) in modern HD. (ofc who knows if any of the original models were kept or if they'd survive being seen at high resolution but)
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Morning Song @aubade.itch.io · 26/09/2026
Me: Oh, this is a really nice didone serif monospace font. (New Heterodox Mono) It even has a decent loop size on e to make it easy to distinguish from c. Also me: It doesn't have old style figures though Still me:
screenshot of fontforge where I have made old-style versions of 0 and 1
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Jeb-Shaped Dollthing @namelesswrench.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Many of you
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Morning Song @aubade.itch.io · 26/09/2026
I appreciate that the new ghost in the shell is proudly and stubbornly set in 2029
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Morning Song @aubade.itch.io · 25/09/2026
Man. C++ finally starts to get serious compile-time type reflection just in time for all the major compilers to turn into slop. This is such a depressing time to like computers.
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Morning Song @aubade.itch.io · 25/09/2026
No no, you misunderstood, this is a Gauge Gap romance, where someone with very large piercings wants to kiss someone with regular earrings.
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Morning Song @aubade.itch.io · 24/09/2026
I'm just gonna let discord think i'm a kid because fuck giving peter thiel my id.
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Morning Song @aubade.itch.io · 23/09/2026
I had a dreamlet that was a TV commercial for a Madcatz controller containing a reservoir for drinking water or soda out of, and it was called tte Madcatz 2.flow
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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i make fun of webcomic artists that are still stuck in the 20th century but if I can just click two links and read a Kevin & Kell strip from 1995 maybe they know what they're doing
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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
haha this sucks. the web comic platforms are gonna drop one by one and a gigantic archive will just vanish
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Morning Song @aubade.itch.io · 19/09/2026
In my work I occasionally run into the abbreviation HMI And every time I do I hear the exact same thing in my head. HMI MODULE ALPHA HUMANA ON APPROACH TO SPACE STATION MERCURY
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mcc @dryad.technology · 18/09/2026
Anyway if you're looking for a web browser that bans contributions from "AI coding assistants", Servo exists and it is donation-funded servo.org/blog/2026/09...
servo.org
Your Donations at Work: One Year of Sponsored Servo Development - Servo aims to empower developers with a lightweight, high-performance alternative for embedding web technologies in applications.
Looking back on Servo's first donation-funded role.
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X ΘΔ (Giant Tyrant Overlord) @xkeeper.net · 18/09/2026
not that waterfox even condemns LLMs, they're all for it (just not directly in the browser)
waterfox on generative AI and how it is "improving accessibility"
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mcc @dryad.technology · 18/09/2026
Why does nobody ever ask if corporations are aligned with the interests of humanity
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Morning Song @aubade.itch.io · 18/09/2026
The greatest obstacle facing the left as a whole is how hard it is to spell bourgeoisie.
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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Incorrectly regarded as goofs: the mutant overlord Apocalypse has an arabic name - En Sabah Nur - despite being born before the Arabic language appeared, and the name not being correct Arabic anyway. It would make sense that people predating the creation of Arabic would not speak it very well.
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Morning Song @aubade.itch.io · 16/09/2026
The single most satisfying video game sound sample of all time is the UT99 Headshot callout sound.
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Merlin (yes, really) @merlinyesreally.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Final Fantasy VI - Slam Shuffle (Zozo)
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mcc @dryad.technology · 16/09/2026
Is Revue Starlight in the same continuity as Twin Peaks
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Morning Song @aubade.itch.io · 16/09/2026
The weirdest variety of sloplord I've run into is the type who seems to sincerely believe that they're the only one doing it right so their slop isn't actually slop, but all the other sloplords are in fact sloplords making slop.
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Morning Song @aubade.itch.io · 16/09/2026
While I was falling asleep yesterday I had a dreamlet where I was in an airport security line and I overheard people traveling with haircare products derisively referred to as "Shampoomers"
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the wikipedia editor who submitted it is the one who is bound up, btw
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Morning Song @aubade.itch.io · 13/09/2026
AI nerds say you can't put the genie back in the bottle but they've clearly never seen the 1994 disney direct-to-video classic Return of Jafar that clearly establishes that if you destroy their lamp it kills the genie
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Goggle Bob @gogglebob.com · 13/09/2026
HBO distinctly factored in piracy in its "our show is popular" ratings. Like, they publicly said they did not support piracy, but they also notably stated that its popularity (and thus merchandising) was based on torrents. So, basically, "do not touch".
gizmodo.com
Once Again, Game Of Thrones Is Your Most Pirated Show Of The Year
Congratulations, Game Of Thrones! You've once again taken the dubious honour of being the Internet's favourite TV show to pay the Iron Price for in 2014 -
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mcc @dryad.technology · 13/09/2026
For years and years I thought the cover art for Earthbound was really bad but then I realized that you can see Ness reflected in the monster's visor and now I think it is good
Earthbound recreation label by Reddit user G4560 based on scans by Near. I'd rather have used Near's unmodified original, but I can't find it. Near isn't on the Internet anymore.
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Won the supey, played like poopy @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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Saralene (Sara Leen) 💫🐈 @saralene.tv · 07/09/2026
I put in a string wrong
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
welcome to 2020s tech. we got - pervert glasses - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - the button that does nothing - we outta ram - we outta hard drives - we outta graphics cards - ten trillion vibe coded apps that nobody uses - wiretap
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Morning Song @aubade.itch.io · 09/09/2026
chat is it good when your boss gets laid off
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Morning Song @aubade.itch.io · 09/09/2026
The problem with using the intro from Roundabout as your phone ringtone is that if you watch a youtube video with a surprise jojo meme you will be momentarily confused
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Morning Song @aubade.itch.io · 07/09/2026
"Morning's search for the perfect monospace font" update: somebody out there made a tool that will copy the programming ligatures out of Fira Code and cram them into any TTF you feed it. I now *basically* have my holy grail font.
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⚡𝔅𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔩𝔢𝔤𝔲𝔪 𝔐𝔦𝔡𝔩𝔦𝔣𝔢 ℭ𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔦𝔰⚡ @bunnycartoon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Bloodborne II leak REAL NOT CLICKBAIT
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cayce @cayce.zone · 30/04/2026
wile e coyote about to be crushed, saying the quoted post
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Morning Song @aubade.itch.io · 05/09/2026
I've been using an ortholinear split ergo keyboard for close to six months now as my main. Went back to staggered unsplit (and even worse, staggered unsplit with a nonstandard stagger because it's based on a weird 1970s keyboard) and it's so weird my hands feel all cramped together.
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Nɪɢʜᴛ Exᴄɪsɪᴏɴ🔪 @nightexcision.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Morning Song @aubade.itch.io · 03/09/2026
Broke 30k words on this mess of a story at some point early this week. Starting to think i might actually finish it.
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Nude van Ristlerooy @muteki-ish.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
commentary about surveillance capitalism as a nightmare notwithstanding, it's *very funny* that flock cameras are very bad at protecting themselves from being stolen
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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Morning Song @aubade.itch.io · 01/09/2026
So in some good news, Australia Post seems to have have cancelled a Rowling-themed promotional event in response to backlash. aus.social/@frogworth/1...
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Peter Hollo (@frogworth@aus.social)
Attached: 1 image Uh OK, we complained to Australia Post about the Harry Potter / HBO collab, and they cancelled it! The app logo is back to normal, and this promotional page has been taken down: htt...
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Carl, But Gnome 🌼 @carldoonan.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
This image and caption on the Wikipedia page for “Deely Bobber” is filling me with life. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deely_b...
Screenshot from the Wikipedia page for “deely bobber” with photo captioned “This cat's head is too small for this deely bobber.”

The pic depicts a hand holding a headband, which has a pair of silver balls on antennas, being held up in front of a untrusting cat.
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Morning Song @aubade.itch.io · 31/08/2026
I don't think they would fight.
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Indystruck @indystruck.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
okay, so, who has a clip of that fucking crazy bridging german suplex into a seperate bridging german suplex that takeshita did
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Morning Song @aubade.itch.io · 29/08/2026
Things I have discovered about myself: I apparently really like writing villain monologues because those seem to be the spots where my writing flows the easiest.
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Morning Song @aubade.itch.io · 29/08/2026
Welp, Debian is LLM slop now.
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Morning Song @aubade.itch.io · 29/08/2026
Compensating for my cobbled-together distraction-free writing device by opening my laptop next to it.
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Morning Song @aubade.itch.io · 27/08/2026
Hilarious opportunity to drain the wallets of sloplords without even needing prompt injection.
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Morning Song @aubade.itch.io · 26/08/2026
I've always felt like "clanker" is an attempted psyop in the same vein as "AI must be stopped... because it's SO GOOD IT WILL KILL US". It's an attempt at creating a controlled opposition that buys into all of the sloplords' fundamental premises.
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Morning Song @aubade.itch.io · 25/08/2026
The Opaquest sentence i have uttered lately i think is "Mimi Kimishinu is a Claudia"
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