M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 16hNetflix's East of Eden thinks Cathy is much more compelling than she is. What can you possibly say about a narcissistic sociopath for this many episodes? I mean, Steinbeck is a slog anyway, but the camera lingers on Florence Pugh and her storyline for what feels like decades. 000
M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The amount of people thirsting after videos of ai men seemingly completely unawares is concerning. I can't wait for the documentary about people who subscribed to their onlyfans and mortgaged their home for their fake boyfriend. 000
M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Same, but I want the ground to swallow them up or their head to burst into flames. 010
M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The only straight I am is straight to bed once I get home. 000
M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If every person you encounter is "toxic," the call might be coming from inside the house. 010
M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Maybe something Lantern-y will happen. Or vaguely interesting. 001
M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Thank God that Taylor Swift invented metaphor. 000
M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026static.klipy.comHeated Rivalry It'S Always Sunny In PhiladelphiaALT: Heated Rivalry It'S Always Sunny In Philadelphia 020
M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026static.klipy.comElmer Fudd HuntingALT: Elmer Fudd Hunting 010
M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026One of the funniest things about being human is that we glue each other's hair to our head. 000
M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026British people baking on my television again and suddenly it can't all be so bad. 010
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M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I constantly have to remind myself that people genuinely like things like ACOTAR. They genuinely believe it's good and well-written, and I have to keep my comments to "not my cup of tea." 130
Reposted by M'Kay UltraJennifer Prokop @jenreadsromance.bsky.social · 25/09/2026WE'RE PHONEBANKING AGAIN. you should join us! 196
M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Resident Evil is so fun and then such a bummer. 000
M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026English folklore is beautiful. You may not know this, but Beowulf's butt exploded when he drew the sword from the stone. 010
Reposted by M'Kay UltraSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026when ai leaves u behind 75262179830
M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Another work day. Another day where I'm the only one who showed up. 000
Reposted by M'Kay UltraSome More News @somemorenews.bsky.social · 16/09/2026RIPyoutu.beRIP Mitch McConnellYouTube video by Some More News 511916
Reposted by M'Kay Ultra🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026Trans rights is inherently a bodily autonomy issue. Just like abortion rights is. We can't have gender equity or reproductive freedom without trans rights. Full stop. You can yell at me and make up shit that you claim I've said if it makes you feel better. I don't care. I'm right. And you know it. 6673032111
M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I'll never forget when my friend was telling us how many loads he took in one night, and my only response was, "You contain multitudes." 000
M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Oh my God, a million years ago when I was trying to embrace crop tops and jewelry. 010
M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026static.klipy.comAlyssa Edwards on RuPaul's Drag RaceALT: Alyssa Edwards on RuPaul's Drag Race 010
Reposted by M'Kay UltraOnly In Boston @onlyinbos.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Flock surveillance cameras across the City of Waltham have been covered with black trash bags after Mayor Jeannette McCarthy ordered them covered. 1436
M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026static.klipy.comIt Doesn'T Feel Right Valerie CherishALT: It Doesn'T Feel Right Valerie Cherish 010
Reposted by M'Kay UltraPop Crave @popcrave.com · 15/09/2026Stephen Root wins Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series for ‘Widow’s Bay’ at the Emmys. 629021
Reposted by M'Kay UltraLiving well @thebestrevenge.info · 15/09/2026I’m glad for her. The montage of her character escorting a jason-like slasher’s corpse to be cremated with a shotgun is the funniest thing I’ve seen on tv in years 1976175
Reposted by M'Kay Ultrakate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026He cooked Ed Sheeran on IG 190145573030
M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026This I'd a horrible AI generated poster, but I've never once thought of what our organs look like from the back. I always picture them from the front if at all. 010
Reposted by M'Kay UltraStefan "Stefan Blomme" Blomme @blommeregner.dk · 14/09/2026No one is gay for Moleman 😢 3423
Reposted by M'Kay UltraTamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 14/09/2026btw Kanye did a song Heil Hitler and no one stepped in to oppose his tour(s), which is ongoing. In fact, Kanye is scheduled to perform at one of the stadiums Macklemore has been stopped from being at. 6072212562
M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026And now Bob Mackie?! How many others, 2026? How many? 010
M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026What is it that people like about Lanterns? I fail to see the appeal week over week. 000
M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Part of being "relatable" is pretending easy tasks are very difficult and simply can not be done in one day. 000
M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I get so tired of being a person in the world. 010
Reposted by M'Kay UltraBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/202625 years later and The Onion’s ParentCorner 9/11 explainer from immediately after the attack is a better understanding of the threat environment than the one produced by the U.S. government. 7258101129
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M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026No matter how old I get, I will always yell, "Lesbians!" and giggle when two women kiss on TV. 000
M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026static.klipy.comMitchell And Webb: Are We The Baddies SketchALT: Mitchell And Webb: Are We The Baddies Sketch 010
M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I generally despise parents, but I have a special dislike of parents who insist on having giant strollers that the rest of us are forced to maneuver around. 010