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M'Kay Ultra

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M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 16h
Netflix's East of Eden thinks Cathy is much more compelling than she is. What can you possibly say about a narcissistic sociopath for this many episodes? I mean, Steinbeck is a slog anyway, but the camera lingers on Florence Pugh and her storyline for what feels like decades.
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M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The amount of people thirsting after videos of ai men seemingly completely unawares is concerning. I can't wait for the documentary about people who subscribed to their onlyfans and mortgaged their home for their fake boyfriend.
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M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Same, but I want the ground to swallow them up or their head to burst into flames.
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M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The only straight I am is straight to bed once I get home.
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M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If every person you encounter is "toxic," the call might be coming from inside the house.
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M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Maybe something Lantern-y will happen. Or vaguely interesting.
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M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thank God that Taylor Swift invented metaphor.
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M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Heated Rivalry It'S Always Sunny In Philadelphia
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M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Elmer Fudd Hunting
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M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One of the funniest things about being human is that we glue each other's hair to our head.
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M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
British people baking on my television again and suddenly it can't all be so bad.
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🎃 ~hanni~ 🎃 @saffronscarf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
well well well, if it isn’t ol’
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M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I constantly have to remind myself that people genuinely like things like ACOTAR. They genuinely believe it's good and well-written, and I have to keep my comments to "not my cup of tea."
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Jennifer Prokop @jenreadsromance.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
WE'RE PHONEBANKING AGAIN. you should join us!
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M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Resident Evil is so fun and then such a bummer.
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M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
English folklore is beautiful. You may not know this, but Beowulf's butt exploded when he drew the sword from the stone.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Another work day. Another day where I'm the only one who showed up.
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Some More News @somemorenews.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
RIP
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RIP Mitch McConnell
YouTube video by Some More News
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
Trans rights is inherently a bodily autonomy issue. Just like abortion rights is. We can't have gender equity or reproductive freedom without trans rights. Full stop. You can yell at me and make up shit that you claim I've said if it makes you feel better. I don't care. I'm right. And you know it.
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M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'll never forget when my friend was telling us how many loads he took in one night, and my only response was, "You contain multitudes."
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M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh my God, a million years ago when I was trying to embrace crop tops and jewelry.
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M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Alyssa Edwards on RuPaul's Drag Race
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Only In Boston @onlyinbos.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Flock surveillance cameras across the City of Waltham have been covered with black trash bags after Mayor Jeannette McCarthy ordered them covered.
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M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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It Doesn'T Feel Right Valerie Cherish
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 15/09/2026
Stephen Root wins Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series for ‘Widow’s Bay’ at the Emmys.
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M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I mean Spuffy forever, but this is nice.
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Living well @thebestrevenge.info · 15/09/2026
I’m glad for her. The montage of her character escorting a jason-like slasher’s corpse to be cremated with a shotgun is the funniest thing I’ve seen on tv in years
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Jakey Bakey @jakeybakey.gay · 14/09/2026
people seeing real monsters:
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He cooked Ed Sheeran on IG
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Ed was in a fucked up position. He knew it. His typical apolitical stance was being challenged in a way it never had been before. He told me that the words
"Free Palestine" and the image of the Palestinian flag were hurtful to a lot of people he spoke with. I told him that if those words were more offensive than tens of thousands of Palestinian children being killed by Israel, then there was a fundamental disconnect between where those people stood and where I stood. But he couldn't get past his public facing, "I don't take sides."
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Dylan Cook @dkcookie37.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
No one: Foot people:
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M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This I'd a horrible AI generated poster, but I've never once thought of what our organs look like from the back. I always picture them from the front if at all.
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Stefan "Stefan Blomme" Blomme @blommeregner.dk · 14/09/2026
No one is gay for Moleman 😢
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 14/09/2026
btw Kanye did a song Heil Hitler and no one stepped in to oppose his tour(s), which is ongoing. In fact, Kanye is scheduled to perform at one of the stadiums Macklemore has been stopped from being at.
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M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
And now Bob Mackie?! How many others, 2026? How many?
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M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What is it that people like about Lanterns? I fail to see the appeal week over week.
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M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Part of being "relatable" is pretending easy tasks are very difficult and simply can not be done in one day.
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M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Take me to Mamdabistan.
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M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I get so tired of being a person in the world.
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M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Mandolorian is basically a drag queen.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years later and The Onion’s ParentCorner 9/11 explainer from immediately after the attack is a better understanding of the threat environment than the one produced by the U.S. government.
An Onion article titled “Talking to your child about the WTC attack,” which is filled with real good info.
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M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Did we know she was knocked up?
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M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Necessity is the mother of invention.
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K-Pop Semen Hunter 🗡️ @emilioemm.com · 11/09/2026
but in da clurb, we’re all charlie kirk
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M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Who is still watching these?
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Jakey Bakey @jakeybakey.gay · 10/09/2026
if there are any spirits here tonight, tell me, am i giving dl trade?
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M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The first I Love You then sends you to hell.
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M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
No matter how old I get, I will always yell, "Lesbians!" and giggle when two women kiss on TV.
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M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Mitchell And Webb: Are We The Baddies Sketch
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M'Kay Ultra @attemptingcalm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I generally despise parents, but I have a special dislike of parents who insist on having giant strollers that the rest of us are forced to maneuver around.
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