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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

My apologies House House, I was not familiar with your (literal) game, but that changes now

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Oh word, what federal officers were those exactly

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

In anticipation of a future I pray will never come, I've written the following. Yes, even in tragedy, there is hope... mine is that this poem will heal the wounds that divide us. It is called "Elegy; or, The Fall".

ELEGY; or, The Fall

Down, down, our Titan fell,
Hands stretched outward through the air.
Behind him streaked a comet's tail,
A burning trail of flaxen hair.

A crowd of cooks around him swept
To catch his body as he flew,
But mortal hands to flesh divine
The firmest grasp they cannot do.

The finger tips grazed by the cloth
Of navy jacket, crimson tie.
They struggled for a place to hold,
But found no purchase for the try.

His head lurched forward, jutting out,
And aimed, it seemed, toward the oil
That bubbled in a fryolator.
Fate set its arc, our dreams to foil.

A deaf'ning roar erupted then.
A rush of liquid spurted high.
The boiling splashes struck the walls
With bits of flesh and bits of fry.

For blocks around, a cry was heard,
A mighty bellow, deep and proud.
A tear was pulled from every eye.
"Our Titan!" wailed each voice aloud.

That mane of hair, the shade of gold,
Bobbed limply in the basket's foam.
A cashier spoke, "Lord, if you hear me,
Guide our mighty Titan home."

A ring of workers, some as young
As sixteen, which the law allows,
Encircled there and touched his back,
And wept beneath their lowered brows.

Then broke apart the sobbing crowd.
The manager, whose shift was done,
Stepped forth and said, "Remark this ground
For on it lies our holy one."

That golden sheen now wet with oil
Atop his head was aptly chose,
For high above, upon the roof,
Two arches of its color rose.

And with it, rising, light as air,
A spirit that could never die.
To Heaven, to be too their King
Look now! O! How our Titan flies!

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

What a time to be alive. President just belching vile career ending diarrhea for anyone else and it’s still upstaged by the planetary delegate in red still adjusting to earth gravity

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Ben Grimm full frontal nudity (huge bush)

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Witnessing the birth of a glorious new meme

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

He should have made “kicking at least one game winning field goal” a centerpiece of the Giants road game against the Seahawks in 2005. We will never forget, Jay.

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Film you’ve watched more than six times with a GIF

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Oh your new game is a soulslike? It’s a soulslike, your new game? It’s gonna be a soulslike? It’s a soulslike? Your new game is a soulslike? Fuckin sick!

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

It is actually quite embarrassing to try to meet gamers “where they are,” which is usually a stinky basement. “I want to see a faithful movie adaptation of a ridiculous video game story” is too stupid for even a child to say, so replying with anything other than “STFU nerd” is ALSO quite stupid

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

My therapist: MAGA lesbians don’t exist, they can’t hurt you. MAGA lesbians:

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Wired really saying “hey people have been respecting our journalism a BIT too much lately”

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (2007) Little too darkly lit, but it knew the assignment and delivered. Hilariously disgusting death and gore, great fights, great new predator tech, and the gross birthed aliens was in such excellently poor taste.

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

The weird nerds in HS who had awful grades are calling this the premiere treatise on AI ethics

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

It’s like a comic book coming to life! If that comic book was left out in the sun then dunked in iodine!

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Luke, picking up Mjolnir: “You’ll find I’m full of surprises!” Thor: “By Odin’s beard!” Deadpool: “What the French, toast?” Spock: “The Force is strong with this one.”

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Influencer who just saw his missed AIPAC email: Stevens over here serving cunt while Abdul giving terror vibes. Unc is cooked! Haley in her senator era!

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Pattinson doing the Heath Ledger Joker voice as Chris Hansen, I will be SEATED

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Go back to your van down by the river or whatever schtick you were doing you aipac whore

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Just pay your child support you fucking loser

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

If I were regularly pummeling my wife, ask yourself: would she do something to appease me?

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

“The hack we orchestrated proves this tech is powerful and hence imminently profitable”

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

“The democratic party’s long commitment to universal healthcare”

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

In 2008 you could see super hero movies that looked quite good! You could have poor-to-questionable taste in pop culture and still see something that was aesthetically inoffensive that you could describe or possible draw based on memory!

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

This shot of RDJ and Shaun Toub in Iron Man (2008) was from when they were supposed to be in a fuckin CAVE and it’s richer and more vibrant than any single shot or video released so far from the Russlop Bros’ new abomination

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Encouraged that Dune 3 showings will smell that much better and have significantly less high fives

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Every other restaurant serving lettuce to Taco Bell:

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

My psychiatrist: Lebanese Tomi Lahren is real. She can hurt you. Me: Thank you for believing me, Dr. Horowitz

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Militant leftists seeing a no-hope run of the mill dem yard sign in the deep red district where they live: “hey nice”

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn’t look right.

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

*Showing a girl my apartment And this is where I display my 3D printed AMC theaters commemorative popcorn bucket replicas

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live Black Sabbath Iron Maiden Judas Priest Metallica Pantera (w/Dime) Slayer Anthrax Testament Exodus The Goo Goo Dolls

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Boy do I hate AI but this was in my head and I’m talentless so #ResidentEvil #ZachCregger #FuckIsrael

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Fuck yes just checked out the Sioux Falls lineup for Rock the Country, can’t wait to get blown by a 54 year old woman in a port-o-john #rockthecountry #jellyroll #kidrock #hepatitis #meth #piss #StraitofHormuz

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Man prediction markets are LOVING this! 😈 *I step into an open manhole and my chin catches the edge, decapitating me Sub-Zero FATALITY style, spinal cord dangling etc etc

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