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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 4h

Sending my StarFox64 high score photo documentation into Nintendo Power in the hopes of winning something truly radical

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

My apologies House House, I was not familiar with your (literal) game, but that changes now

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Oh word, what federal officers were those exactly

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

You will be pleased with said framing device

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Rob I know there’s a time difference but you still technically posted this on The Lord’s Day - how can I possibly rest with my family (two HUGE boy’s) after seeing this?!

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Twitter’s in hell little boy, did you get lost

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

In anticipation of a future I pray will never come, I've written the following. Yes, even in tragedy, there is hope... mine is that this poem will heal the wounds that divide us. It is called "Elegy; or, The Fall".

ELEGY; or, The Fall

Down, down, our Titan fell,
Hands stretched outward through the air.
Behind him streaked a comet's tail,
A burning trail of flaxen hair.

A crowd of cooks around him swept
To catch his body as he flew,
But mortal hands to flesh divine
The firmest grasp they cannot do.

The finger tips grazed by the cloth
Of navy jacket, crimson tie.
They struggled for a place to hold,
But found no purchase for the try.

His head lurched forward, jutting out,
And aimed, it seemed, toward the oil
That bubbled in a fryolator.
Fate set its arc, our dreams to foil.

A deaf'ning roar erupted then.
A rush of liquid spurted high.
The boiling splashes struck the walls
With bits of flesh and bits of fry.

For blocks around, a cry was heard,
A mighty bellow, deep and proud.
A tear was pulled from every eye.
"Our Titan!" wailed each voice aloud.

That mane of hair, the shade of gold,
Bobbed limply in the basket's foam.
A cashier spoke, "Lord, if you hear me,
Guide our mighty Titan home."

A ring of workers, some as young
As sixteen, which the law allows,
Encircled there and touched his back,
And wept beneath their lowered brows.

Then broke apart the sobbing crowd.
The manager, whose shift was done,
Stepped forth and said, "Remark this ground
For on it lies our holy one."

That golden sheen now wet with oil
Atop his head was aptly chose,
For high above, upon the roof,
Two arches of its color rose.

And with it, rising, light as air,
A spirit that could never die.
To Heaven, to be too their King
Look now! O! How our Titan flies!

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This has been available through A24’s site for months.

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Mike Flanagan? When the Cheeto “might run again” in 2028?! Enough! 😤

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

What bike did you get, from that picture of you

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

What a time to be alive. President just belching vile career ending diarrhea for anyone else and it’s still upstaged by the planetary delegate in red still adjusting to earth gravity

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I don’t want to alarm you but the second part of your dream already came true for me 😱

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Again, you fucking dipshits ABSOLUTELY know how to not spoil this show through your socials! Yet there’s a disconnect with whoever’s on headline duty at your main site! It just seems really simple not to spoil a brand new show for your thousands and thousands of readers!

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Do you fucking assholes see how easy it is to post about this show without spoiling the season? You clearly know how! And yet

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Ben Grimm full frontal nudity (huge bush)

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You go back 10, 20, 40 years, you see podcasting like this

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

But he liked what was happening in Gaza so he didn’t do shit

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Witnessing the birth of a glorious new meme

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Dogs are routinely tricking MCU fans out of money

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

He should have made “kicking at least one game winning field goal” a centerpiece of the Giants road game against the Seahawks in 2005. We will never forget, Jay.

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“Choosin Texas?” 🙄 Sorry, been too busy worrying about the “Loser Wreckin Us” aka the Cheeto in Chief!!1

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Film you’ve watched more than six times with a GIF

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Whispering to my wife “I think he used to play for The Pretenders”

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

She’s no Dean Bobby Peterson, but she’ll do

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Yall got that one homie who calm in they cloth bag FR 😂😂😂

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Preferring military coup over the unpleasantry of our grotesque wet 80 year old prez dying as I order some brunchy brunch 😋🥂

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

MAN I would love to be this fucking stupid! Not caring about fucking anything, laughing my ass off at Young Sheldon, retweeting Mark Hamill, what a life!

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Oh your new game is a soulslike? It’s a soulslike, your new game? It’s gonna be a soulslike? It’s a soulslike? Your new game is a soulslike? Fuckin sick!

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

It is actually quite embarrassing to try to meet gamers “where they are,” which is usually a stinky basement. “I want to see a faithful movie adaptation of a ridiculous video game story” is too stupid for even a child to say, so replying with anything other than “STFU nerd” is ALSO quite stupid

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

My therapist: MAGA lesbians don’t exist, they can’t hurt you. MAGA lesbians:

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Wired really saying “hey people have been respecting our journalism a BIT too much lately”

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Wired going “hey people have been respecting us too much lately”

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Fantastic numbers on this one, you water carrying dipshits

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

A true hater’s Hater, alpha echelon - no one operating at his level, a legend

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Purple Stuff Preferer @atomicpurple90s.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (2007) Little too darkly lit, but it knew the assignment and delivered. Hilariously disgusting death and gore, great fights, great new predator tech, and the gross birthed aliens was in such excellently poor taste.

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